Well, there was a lot of that in the knives and 'nades lobby with me getting run over by jeeps and binoculared.

the games where very lopsided towards the end of the night, but I did enjoy the collection map where I went to the other base and stole the 4 cores and somehow made it out of there without getting killed.

chew, sorry about the badlands map. we had no chance and I figured I would try and have some fun.

Yeah, I don't think I want to play defense anymore.

I was stuck between two snipers on that map and I actually had to jump into a Warhawk!

It was a blast, as usual. I get into these grudges on there, where I have to get somebody back, and I don't care how many times I die to do it. Examples: Nic & R2, during that knives and nades match after they each killed me like four times, I decided come hell or high water I would run their ass down, and I did. Then, Steve with those fucking binoculars, well, next time they popped up I grabbed them and waited for him to come and get them, and I blew him up -- twice. Then, Frizby, in that match with the turret, he killed me at least three times before I flew AROUND the map, with balls, squated down behind him and dropped a massive load of BALLZ right on his face. Boom goes the dynamite. Totally worth those deaths. And during the first match where I was going to Ball everybody in the closing second and you blew me up with a rocket launcher, so I got in the turret, you fired one rocket at me, and I knew, I had time to shoot you but I would die, like I said, I don't care about deaths, so I decided to pick you off. I think both of our characters yelped as it went to the lobby. Just in time, haha.

And then there was Chew. Fuckin' Chew. First , in that knives and nades match when I was getting ready to snipe Nic from the top road thing, and he comes up behind me and stabs me. "Doing something sneaky, Slider? har-har-har". Yeah, thanks and that is why I made sure to make a pit stop and run you down before I got Nic & R2. Then, I was coming to kill Flip as pay back for the Dogfight match, but every time I got close to him you would blow me up with a turret missile, happened like four times, and I could never find the turret you were on, I had to of blew up three or four of them and you weren't in any. Always there to be a killjoy, Chew. I appreciate it.

So you admit to your "knifes and 'nades only" transgressions then?


Any closer to getting that headset?

Glad to be of service, by the way.

I ordered one from Amazon, so I anticipate it being here before the next game! The only problem is that it was from a third-party seller, but I still hope shipping will be speedy.

I wasn't going to transgress against anyone other than Nic & R2, but EVERYBODY WAS KILLING ME!

damn slider

the second map, the team death match, Nic and I had been joking alot about killing you, but it seemed like everytime i killed someone it was Slider. I took a tank to the base chasing a warhawk, and i shot someone near a turret, and it was slider, then i rolled into the base and shot someone and it was slider, then i was rolling out and shot someone and it was slider, then i went across the bridge and shot someone and it was slider...then i felt bad, jumped in a warhawk got some balls, and balled a tank, and it was slider...I totally wasn't even trying...but i got mine when we started playing MW2, i think my aim has gotten worse, i need to stop using the grenade launcher and start using another gun, because i can't hit shit when i run out of grenades...

I think running people over with the jeep in k&n is fair game. It's not exactly a weapon as long as you don't use the gun. You can also be knived and/or naded while driving. Anyway, I think I was the first to hop in a jeep, and I jumped in late in the game after a bit of rum. But really, a K&N map shouldn't even HAVE vehicles in it.

I spent the whole end of that map just shooting down people who jumped in Warhawks...from the edge of the map.

and slider and his grudges. The truth is, I make a point of killing anybody in a missile turret, just because they are so lethal to me in the air. It's nothing personal. I did get a good chuckle out of your kamikaze balling though. That was great stuff!

Finally, another funny moment: Z grabs our flag on Archipelago and is jumping the ravine in a jeep...and while he's in the air, I catch him with my Warhawk flinging him into the sea. It was f'ing brilliant!

The Tuesday lingo for any noobs...maybe I'll add it to the next OP!

Yeah, I'd like to veto the fourth one.

The proper response to being Team-Killed: HEYYYYY!!

Every time I get killed by Steve, I can't help but hear Adam Sandler saying "WhistlerSteve, damn you!" because he says it in some movie but I think it was Scuba Steve or something. idk I saw it a long time ago, and it never came back to me until I started playing this.

@ Chew,

Yeah, I guess that was just one night...and I can't believe I forgot "HEYYY!!!".

The proper response to Chew getting teamkilled: HEYYYYY!!!

The proper response to seeing flip getting in a Warhawk: flipperbaby suicide

I tried nudging someone off a cliff last night, but it didnt work, then my dumbass got out of the warhawk and tried to chase them into a tight spot and they said "thank you" and stole my warhawk and killed me....

That's awesome.

You should never get out of Warhawks or tanks...not in general...but YOU specifically.

In collections, when we had the 4 cores, I was able to get frizby on the plane and shoo away most of the other team until nic comes and takes the 4 cores when we were near our base. When I try to get Nic, I don't know how I get a suicide. Frustating!!!

Id like to add MIA: Ofermod

The proper response to an Ofermod post: Anybody know this guy?

In my defense, i probably should never get into a Warhawk in the first place...

You and I can trade tank shots on the ground.

Speaking of which, I'd like to see the return of that island bases/dogfight map that flip used the first time he hosted.

Warhawkers can work on their missile avoidance skills.

Our numbers MIGHT be to a point where that would work. It's on Archipelago and it's either South Islands or Southern Islands, I think. I would think that team deathmatch would be the way to go.