Expecting solid turnout tonight. I'm bringing 6.

Bitches.

Awesome...awesome...awesome.

7 on 7 at the peak of the night...hilarity across the board.

Grinder is officially the finale until otherwise announced...always hilarious...always casual...always leaves me in a good mood.

I did the funniest thing to R2 on Grinder. I was in this little corner luring his jeep in and talking tons of smack ("It's like fishing"). I sidestep him and hit him with a biofield, which kills him. Then I take his jeep (thanking him, of course) and drive down the runway only to find that he's just spawned and is waiting to be road kill. Splat. Then I do a lap and come back only to run head on into his new jeep, and I hop out and and attach my other biofield to the front of it. I don't think that one killed him, but it was the funniest damn thing!

Later, I attached one to his back tire...always awesome when people don't know they're on there!

Another awesome thing on Grinder: Nic gets sandwiched between two jeeps hitting head-on...just perfectly...couldn't have timed it better if we tried 100 times.

Also loved Teflon killing his teammate on Island Outpost thinking that carrying the blue flag meant the person was on the blue team...and then running away from our base with the flag with me chasing yelling "noooooo!"

What the hell happened on Northern Bridge? Looked like the red team was stuck on douche-cycle!

to Chew for playing some offense.

Missed Flip and Lee.

Was awesome to have R2 in all night. Love to listen to the banter between him and the Nic clan.

Was glad to see Cruz...and sorry to see him get booted for Grinder.

Fucking Steve had better take his PS3!

Got a note from Teflon after the game..."had a blast"

R2 took my binocs. That's what fucking happened.

My internet was being just awful last night, so I didn't last for much. Look forward to next week.

Perhaps if you had a mic, you could express yourself in other ways?

Also missed Z last night.

The team killing is getting out of hand. Multiple times last night it felt like I was the only one actually playing toward the objective, which usually resulted in me being surrounded and no hope for back-up.

If that continues, I'll just go back to turtle defense where I don't have to worry about what my team is doing.

/rant

i was trying to play offense on the team deathmatch. slider was trying to team kill R2. So I ran him over, after that he was chasing me all over the place. I could not do much. After being harrassed, I decided to TOW him.

Had fun last night even though I felt pretty ineffective. But I did learn what all the hype was about a TOW - boy is it douchey.

That was a joke. I killed him and took the binocs, and then I was trying to kill him with said binocs but Nic ran over me, so I had to kill Nic. Then R2 killed me as I was trying to get revenge on Nic, so I had to kill both of them, and then it was just a big circle. I was going to stop after the first few minutes, but then you said it was nice that the new guys were getting a chance to build confidence so I just kept dicking around, and then by the end of the match I was the bad guy again.

Don't look at me and tell me to speak up, Nic team killed me, too and now sounds frustrated about what went down. Chew sounds pissed about it, both of them have mics and didn't say anything. Where were these comments during the game?

Damn. I forgot you TOW'd me. I owe you one.

i tried to TOW you earlier, but I double tapped.

I really did, I spawned and thought, I'm getting those Binocs before slider and ran straight there...then you stabbed me and took em back.

Even before I banned them, I rarely used them...mainly because they are so powerful. I do love sploding Warhawks with them though!

I knew it!

Can I take this as a request to turn team damage off for a week or two?

I thought I heard a sigh when I answered you about it last night...pretty sure I had it at 50%.

if it makes you feel any better, at one point, Nic jumped into a tank and started to drive off and I lit his tank up with friendly Turret fire...he just stopped and said in frustration "fine, Ill just let you shoot me" ...those moments, where someone is so broken down and frustrated that they just give in to the dark side...err...douchebaggery, are what i live for...

I also assumed that it was good for the newbs to have half dead people to shoot at, so I wasn't worried about the team kills...imagine riding into battle, nervous and ready for war, and the other side is killing each other crazily, that is what i fifgured it looked like last night...

team damage off just means now I can concentrate on TOWing slider when he is on my team...

I used to pick up and fire TOWs just to keep Slider from getting them.

Glad I'm not the only one who thinks this way!

Yeah, even when Chew had team damage off a few weeks ago we still TOW'd and Binoc'd each other's vehicles into oblivion, so stick that in your pipe! R2 and I are pretty dedicated douchebags.

It won't hurt him.

Ambient warfare or driving them off cliffs are about the only ways to teamkill with team damage off.

Their problem, I think, was that they want to teamkill once or twice and then play straight-up, and it's awfully hard to do that when you have to worry about being knifed in the back for the whole rest of the match.

I really did enjoy the fact that the new guys got a chance to build confidence though.

Chew does not complain in game...hardly even talks...he just has the occasional deep sigh, which always makes you feel like a douchenugget.

Maybe, but R2 has the redeeming quality of being funny.

You may be as well, but I guess we'll never know.