If anybody actually sees a digi on my ass, feel free to TOW it off.

Also, stop staring at my ass.

That would be your solution since I am never in the lobby. I will however be on earlier then I have in the recent past, so be sure to adjust your level of expected team balancing frustration.

Great, now I know what to say after I TOW you:

"Sorry Chew, there was a digi on your ass!"

You do make it difficult.

Remember everyone, there needs to be a digi present for any Chew-TOWing. Thank you!

Hmmm...I could've sworn I saw a digi on your ass.

I think that map has 6 jeeps, so I'd imagine half the players will be in one.

I look forward to jeeps running into each other and knifing the occupants...then stealing their jeep. I don't look forward to that happening to me though!

See you guys tonight!

All the more reason to spawn in the middle base yet again this week!

I'd imagine we'll have a good knife fight going up there!

I also reserve the right to toss biofield generators on jeeps, since they aren't "really" weapons but are chock full of hilarity.

Warhawk needs throwing knives.

you would want that.

Bet he's a shotgun spammer.

yes he is. bastard

Awesome games tonight!

All of the experiments worked out pretty well except for APCs (hate those damn things). The vehicular manslaughter K&N on Grinder was hilarious...the TDM in the Village was fun...lots of close games...couple of blowouts but folks were good about backing off...horde mode was fun despite getting our butt kicked...nice mix of jetpacks and no-jetpacks.

Now if we can just get R2 to show up at a decent hour and get Slider to rectumfy his whole mic problem, we'll be in good shape.

I know you had fun tossing me off the cliff. you tried to shove my jeep off the cliff, so I jumped out on top of your warhawk. Then i fell off to my death.

I had lots of fun spamming binocs. most were directed at my brother. It sounded like you were mad on the horde mode.

I'd just spawned to find no flag, no vehicles and few weapons...and somebody binoc'd my base.

...but I probably deserved it for pushing them off a cliff earlier.

r2 had our flag at your base, i saw him pop out of the bunker so I called in the air strike. he retreated before it came, so you were the only victim.

My bad then. I didn't see anybody or anything and thought you were just being cheap. Apologies.

no problem. I thought it was funny.

The only thing more satisfying than binoc'ing someone from one of those high mountains, is sniping another dumb bastard who is up there with them. I just happened to be standing behind a crate on Badlands and saw you pop up on one of the rock formations, it felt great sniping you, Nic.

You guys hear something?

(putting Slider on my ignore list until he gets a functional mic.)

Although, it is fun to talk about him knowing he can't respond.


My comments for last night:

Grinder lobby was awesome IMO...didn't know about the spawn thing...odd.

I didn't have jetpacks on Acropolis Assault (Archipelago) or Supply Chain (Badlands).

I'm trying to find a good Hero map, but I haven't yet...thinking maybe Rumble Dome is an option. That said, I can't really come up with a reason that Hero is better than TDM other than that it has a twist...change of pace.

KTown is getting better (practicing), but I wasn't chasing him. He shot me from the side as I was working on somebody else (wasn't it you?).