Sid "We'll be right back with the worst late show in television!"

‎"It's a great day for billionaires and why is it? Well it's always a great day if you're a billionaire I would imagine. I've got so much money! I'm a billion fucking aire! That's what I'd do." - Craig Ferguson

"(Sean Connery voice) If you're slim then I'm the damn Easter bunny. That was Sean Connery with a sore voice. Did ya see that there." - Craig Ferguson

Amanda Peet was extremely giggly last night, but it came off kinda fake to me. Still enjoyed the interview though.

And her dress definitely looked like a doily.

"You could be on bones (Geoff Peterson). You could be like the skeleton that solves a crime using bone power." - Craig Ferguson

‎"This weekend it's the daylight savings time on Sunday so set the clocks ahead and we lose an hour of our lives. It's like natures version of Facebook." - Craig Ferguson

For a second, I thought "Is Amanda high?", but then I got a little of the fake vibe too. But, it was a fun time. I'll be interested to see her on again (or dig for an old clip) to see if the same vibe comes across.

Yeah, her being high definitely crossed my mind as well.

This week's lineup:

Monday: Lewis Black, music by Stackridge
Tuesday: Martha Stewart
Wednesday: Seth Rogen, Brie Larson

The rest of the week (and next week) are reruns.

oh yeah!

^I'm looking forward to that one, too.

"It is I Kronas; king of the monkey people. I come from a planet where monkeys wear adorable hats."

Kronas "you're probably wondering why the king of the monkey people would be dressed as a 1920's elevator operator."

"It's a great day for America and it's a great day for us here at this show. Very special show tonight. It's not. It's the same old shit except I've got a new tie and by new I mean I stole it from the soap operas downstairs." - Craig Ferguson

"That's right! Lewis Black launched the career of Marlon Brando. Look it up on Wikipedia." - Craig Ferguson

Martha Stewart was brilliant.

"I'm very excited tonight. You know why? Cause I'm paid to be." - Craig Ferguson

‎"Join us after these commercials or don't." - Craig Ferguson

‎"It would be like Leno walking onto the set of Conan. Which is what technically happened on the Tonight Show." - Craig Ferguson

‎"What do you think I do? Sit around in my house and go welcome back everybody. I do, do that." - Craig Ferguson

"Fabio's birthday wishes of course; a restraining order against me." - Craig Ferguson (that pic had me )

"It's St. Patrick's Day or depending on your region it's almost St. Patrick's Day." - Craig Ferguson

"Personally I think Pagan ideology is a metaphor for penis'. Craig, what are you basing that on? It begins with a P." - Craig Ferguson

"St. Patrick's Day in Chicago they dye the river green. The Chicago river is green on 1 other day of the year; the day Oprah washes her money." - Craig Ferguson

Can't believe no one posted about Brie Larson. That was a great interview. She should be added to the "list". The way she ran out and hugged Craig started it off and it just kept going from there. (The awkward pause that wasn't awkward, but a "sexy, uncomfortable" pause.) Brie was moving very nicely there at the end.

Great fun!

Yeah, Brie was great.

No new Craig for a week.

New episodes!

Monday: Bob Geldoff, music by Far East Movement
Tuesday: Larry King, Dr. Sanjay Gupta
Wednesday: Jerry O'Connell
Thursday: Julie Chen
Friday: Paul Giamatti, Casey Wilson

Sid "Please save your phony enthusiasm for someone that gives a shit." - Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

‎"We've tried to get the guy who invented the adhesive bandage here for sweeps. I would not be surprised if I looked on the guest list one day and it said the guy who invented the bandage is here." - Craig Ferguson

Craig: "We gotta go." Geoff: "In your pants"

Good episode with Sanjay Gupta and Larry King last night.

"Settle down. Relax. It's alright. The reign of terror of the warm-up comedian is over. Now you've got the cool down comedian. The one that you don't have to laugh at but if you don't laugh they hurt me." - Craig Ferguson

"Yesterday he showed his (Donald Trump) birth certificate to reporters. I'm like who cares about his birth certificate I wanna have prof that animal on his head had it's vaccinations." - Craig Ferguson

The three-way interview between King/Gupta/Ferguson was great!

McConaughey "You don't have any problem being called a coon nasty." Wavy "You don't have any problem being called a fucking cracka do ya?" McConaughey "Not at all." - Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

‎"It's a great day because the show Jeopardy is it's birthday today. Jeopardy premiered on this day in 1964. When asked how he was celebrating Alex Trebek responded what are cocaine and hookers." - Craig Ferguson

‎"That's right! We support mediocrity. Well you've come to the right place." - Craig Ferguson

"If you ask me it's well past time we appreciate America's coal miners. Without them American snowmen wouldn't have eyes." - Craig Ferguson

"I could never be a coal miner, though. I'm too pretty." - Craig Ferguson

Craig "It's commercial break time, Geoff." Geoff "But stay tuned folks or I'll kill you."

Hilarious interview with Tambor

"I am the creepiest fucking bastard in the world." - Craig Ferguson

‎"It's opening day. Baseball season is here. Hooray! America's favorite pastime 2nd only to Angry Birds." - Craig Ferguson

‎"Bobby Thompson was from my hometown of Glasgow and when I was growing up anyone from Scotland who achieved success was deeply hated." - Craig Ferguson

"Too much noise you'll wake up the censor and nobody wants that. Last thing we need around here is a censor that's awake because daddy might be cussin tonight." - Craig Ferguson

‎"To be honest it's kind of sad too. I've been doing this show for 6 years. Been a nightly guest in millions of American homes I'll never ever forget. I'll always be thankful to CBS. I know I poke fun at them but they've supported me all the way. Which makes me very difficult to tell you this but I'm going to be leaving the show at the end of the month. Ummm...April fools!" - Craig Ferguson

"This was going to be a cuss free show. April fucking fools!" - Craig Ferguson

at Geoff being Craig's "work spouse".

Julie Chen looked fantastic, as usual.

Always a great guest for Craig. (Looking great doesn't hurt either.)

That woman is AMAZINGLY HOT.

I do NOT get the Julie Chen love. She's below average looking to me.