For sure! Good interview, but her sense of humor and laugh totally amped up the hotness factor even more.

Sid: "Hello everyone! Oh, alright don't applaud then. You fucking bastards!"

Craig: "It's a great day for America everybody. Yes it is. I am very excited. It is only a few days away from a very great day; Justin Bieber's 17th birthday. He said and I quote he'll be spending his birthday sharing cheesecake w/ his Grandma. These kids today. It's impossible to keep up w/ their slang for sexual acts."

Craig: "There's more Best Picture nominees then there are Kardashian's."

Craig: "I am also terrified of speaking in front of large groups of people. That's why I do this show."

I forgot to post this week's lineup yesterday:

Tuesday: Carla Gugino, Tom Lennon
Wednesday: Hugh Laurie
Thursday: Neil Patrick Harris, band Tomorrows Bad Seeds
Friday: Tim Meadows, explorer/author Wendy Booker

Fuck yeah!

Craig: "Great. Everybody sit down, relax. I am also true pretend excited. I'm just happy the fucking Oscars are over too."

Craig: "I love saying frack because I'll just bet it's driving the fracking CBS censors out of their fracking tiny minds. I say frack those guys!"

Craig: "My teeth are sore. Very sore. Nothing really I can do with that. I kinda used the old painkiller route."

Craig: "Happy birthday Kmart and as always thank you for the awesome suits."

Craig: "3 hours of my damn life I watched that shit. If you watch this show tonight I'll admit it'll probably be crap but 1 hour of crap. 1 hour of free crap. Not 3 hours I'd like to thank. I'm not gonna thank anybody and it's still gonna be crap."

Ariel "never been kissed" Tweto (the "Where's the pole?" girl from the first season of Wipeout) said on facebook that she'll be taping an episode for tonight. No clue what she's doing there, but it sounded like she'll appear on camera for something or other.

@ Sid's appearance at the end of last night's episode.

Ok, I totally fell in love with that chick from Alaska. She's cute and funny.

Here she is on WIPEOUT

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Kinda surprised that they didn't mention Wipeout, I had no idea that she was on a reality show now.

Hugh Laurie won the golden mouth organ! brilliant interview.

Sid: "And when things are difficult around here that's when they call me in. And do you know why they call me in? Cause I'm fucking bad. I'm a bad motherfucker and ya know what else? I'm also part...robot."

Craig: "Texas independence day is actually one of 2 Texas state holidays. The other is Chuck Norris' birthday."

I"ll preface this by saying I love Ferguson and his show is the best talk show on right now.

That said, the only part of his show I find zero humor in is Bridger. His awkwardness isn't even funny.

And when he had Ariel on, I thought she'd be a perfect replacement for him. She was funny, pretty quick witted, very likable, and I think she'd do a great job with that kind of stuff.

NPH won the golden mouth organ!

Wavy: "I know a lot of people have been asking, Wavy where ya been? Well I have been a guest at the pleasure of the great state of Louisiana. In one of their penitentiary's. There was a mix up with me and some crystal meth."

Wavy: "It's gonna be a good show tonight. On Fallon."

Craig: "Do I come out and say the same old crap every night? Yes I do but it's free."

Craig: "David Caruso's all motel sex. More like motel sex. What do you want from me it's the ninth season. I know it's shit but I'm making a fortune."

I was thinking the same thing but not necessarily for replacing Craig. I think she would do well with her own 1/2 hr show.

I think he was referring to her replacing Bridger, not Craig.

@ Wavy's return last night
@ NPH's interview.

Craig: "They didn't even turn their radios off?! You gotta admit this is a new low in a show which previously didn't give a rats ass but now."

Craig: "I know the lighting is bad in here but it is not in fact Justin Bieber. I know you're thinking it's Justin Bieber! It's not. It's Justin Bieber's grandmother."

Craig: "You're not experiencing anything wrong with your set. It's just this crappy show."

Craig: "That's right! I was rude to my wife. A round of applause for me."

Yep, you're right.

Just watched Craig Ferguson: Wee Bit o'Revolution. Fucking hilarious! I can't wait for the next one.

‎"I became a citizen in January. By April of the same year I was hosting the white house correspondents dinner. That's amazing! Me there and the president of the United States. Me at the table. The president of the United States! Now admittedly it was George W. Bush but the president of the United States of America." - Craig Ferguson

"I thought I was buying a house in California. I wasn't. I was buying a vacation destination for half of Scotland." - Craig Ferguson

"My mother. She did say the one thing that finally got me out of Scotland. She said get out of Scotland. She didn't. She didn't say that the police said that." - Craig Ferguson

‎"I know it, you know it. I'm Sean Connery. You're lucky I'm in this piece of shit so let's get on with it." - Craig Ferguson

"If you wanna touch my balls you better be tough or gorgeous or both. I don't give a fuck. You can take the boy out of Europe but you can't take." - Craig Ferguson

"I don't want a wise old cock." - Craig Ferguson

‎"Where I come from damp is a fucking color." - Craig Ferguson

"When the flavor goes away in Scottish food that means it's ready." - Craig Ferguson

"I liked cocaine because it was a wonder drug that allowed you to drink more alcohol." - Craig Ferguson

"Get yourself a sex addict. These people can not do enough for you. I just wanna have sex all the time. Me too." - Craig Ferguson

"I had a bank account and in my bank account I had .27 cents. I don't know if you've ever had .27 cents in your bank account but you can not get it out. Just when you really need it you can't fucking have it." - Craig Ferguson

"You know the first year I was sober I carried around a gram of coke just in case." - Craig Ferguson

"Then there were big fights between the Jewish family and the Scottish family about who gets to pay for the wedding." - Craig Ferguson

"I just like a regular hotel. Just an ordinary hotel. Nothing fancy. Why are you hanging out at a hotel? Hotels are for hookers and porn. They're not for people to just hang around in the lobby." - Craig Ferguson

‎"The symptoms of depression is depression. You take away the symptoms of depression you don't fucking have it. Actors shut the fuck up about things you know nothing about." - Craig Ferguson

"Doctors go to college. Actors go to rehab." - Craig Ferguson

"I've broken the camera. Everyone shhhh! Luckily it's this show so no-one on CBS will know that the camera has been broken because they don't watch the fucking show." - Craig Ferguson

‎"That's right, Leno! You're not the only one who reads the newspapers and I get mine from Scotland where the news is only 2 centuries old and bleak and damp. All the newspapers in black and white just like the Rainbows." - Craig Ferguson

‎"Sorry. I'm no Andy Richter." - Geoff Peterson

The rest of this week's lineup:

Tuesday: Topher Grace, Catherine Deneuve
Wednesday: Trace Adkins, Windell Middlebrooks
Thursday: Wanda Sykes, Kevin McKidd
Friday: Amanda Peet, comedian Phil Hanley

"Thank you tape of an audience that aren't really here." - Craig Ferguson

‎"Craig, you're being very creepy tonight. Yes. Yes I am being creepy. Why? Because I'm a creepy motherfucker." - Craig Ferguson

‎"The country of Sweden. You know the swedish with their country. They're getting rid of postage stamps. Don't worry it's Sweden. I'm sure they'll find other things to lick." - Craig Ferguson

"I've got a special message for anyone that's watching from New Orleans. If you're celebrating Mardi Gras by watching this show what the fuck is wrong with you?" - Craig Ferguson

Sid "Can I touch your mustache." Big Trace "Please." Sid "Not that one." - Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

"That's right! I'm a grown ass man who points at his nipples for money." - Craig Ferguson

"You can't have sex with a tire or can you? Call me Michelin man." - Craig Ferguson

"Screw commercials I want more Craig." - Geoff Peterson

at the Trace puppet.

I'm not a fan of country music at all, but damn Adkins delivers the funny. I was surprised at how funny Windell Middlebrooks was too.

It's tangential, but a couple days ago I got around to watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall with its video commentary. Kristen Bell wasn't there, but did participate for a while by phone. She eventually had to go because she was en route to appear on Craig Ferguson's show in support of the movie. Somehow, that just felt right to me.