Yeah she's cute and adorable but waaay to thin.

Sid "(loud cheering by studio audience) What did somebody come on? Was that for me? You patronizing fuckers." - Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

Sid "Not only are you getting free entertainment you fucking learn something. You don't get that shit on discovery channel do ya?! Take that Shark week. Fuck you!" - Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

"Everybody relax. Wipe the fake grins off your faces. Why are my eyes always drawn to the people that hate me?" - Craig Ferguson

‎"Please love me I'm needy." - Craig Ferguson

‎"Experts are saying that fighting in the NHL is actually on the decline. Which is good cause it used to be you know so much fighting some hockey games were like an episode of The View." - Craig Ferguson

Kristen Bell on tonight

And we won't be seeing it in Dallas thanks to continuing Thunderstormageddon '011™ coverage.

Holy crap that Las Vegas video was one of the funniest things ever. Comedic genius. From Grant to Osmond To the Carrot Top Drugscapade. Classic. That better become one of the Internet viral videos with a billion views, or people are insane. If SNL's digital shorts get so many viral hits, this has to top them by a mile. Just wow.

And Bell was an awesome interview as always. This is such a great show. I used to watch the other Craig way back when, and have tried all the late night shows over the past twenty years, and this show, right now, is the best by a mile in decades. How he gets away with is stuff on network tv is amazing, and that's what makes it all the better. That Vegas video, for starters, I can't imagine it airing on CBS, yet it makes it past the censors somehow. Awesome.

I missed most of the monologue and the beginning of the Vegas video (thank you, stupid guts) but I caught enough of Vegas and all of Kristen Bell that I loved it. When Geoff slammed Kristen by ticking down to the end of her segment, I laughed harder than I have at anything in a long time. That robot skeleton has really evolved into something great.

Another great KB interview, but I honestly had no idea Cheadle was in Hotel For Dogs.

that Las Vegas segment was brilliant!

"(cancelled All My Children and One Life to Live) The announcement was made by the president of ABC daytime or was it his evil twin?" - Craig Ferguson

‎"A good landing strip is very important. You don't want it to get unruly otherwise the landing could get hairy." - Craig Ferguson

I've always wondered if Geoff was voiced by someone off set, or if all of his lines are pre programed in, since he was very talkable last night (much more then usual)

don't forget the evil dramatic music pause

I'm pretty sure certain nights that the voice of Geoff is actually in the building, like last night and the time with Don Rickles. I think most of the time it's a pre-recorded tape or something.

Sid "I look at women's breast areas. Oh, that's right put me in prison for that why don't ya." - Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson

‎"What was I gonna do? Oh, yeah the show." - Craig Ferguson

So is Geoff fully "live" (ie. the guy doing the voice is standing offstage responding to Craig) now, as opposed to just triggering his set pre-programmed lines?

I love it when Geoff does his "Hahah hah ha... oh dear"

According to his Twitter feed on the 14th Geoff had a:

"Massively expanded vocabulary chip installed this afternoon (don't ask where). Check out the results tonight... #dontworryillstillsayballs "

He could have easily spent the entire hour w/ Ariel Tweto. Interview flew by.

I'm not sure how I feel about a possible "live" Geoff every night. But the line he said to Kristen Bell towards the end of her segment was hysterical!

And the Vegas bit was awesome!

I agree about mixed feelings on "live" Geoff. He could be really funny with certain guests like Kristen the other night, but I love the awkwardness of the random canned comments he makes.

The Vegas bit was one of the best things I've ever seen. Even if it was essentially just a copy of The Hangover, Craig just makes it seem entirely original and I just love the weird ensemble of characters he uses (Geoff, Sid, Wavey, Carrot Top, the Leprachaun) just gold stuff.

Don't forget Geoff's father, Grant

"I'm very concerned. I think the audience tonight is very judgmental and you know I can't work with that." - Craig Ferguson

‎"much better than an other audience we've ever had. I mean no offense to anyone who's been here before. I should have that tattooed somewhere on my body." - Craig Ferguson

‎"Donald Trump said make sure to watch Celebrity Apprentice Sunday nights on NBC. Wait a minute, Craig! Are you saying Trump isn't really running for president. He's just a publicity hoar. Yes! Yes that's what I am saying! So that isn't satire then that's just you saying shit about Donald Trump. Yes!" - Craig Ferguson

‎"That right. We're gonna have a sex party while you applaud. You don't wanna do that. You'll get the clap." - Craig Ferguson

‎"One way or another I'm getting a fucking Emmy." - Craig Ferguson

I got nothing. I don't know how we're gonna get through this show. You applaud now. You'll be singing hymns in about 5 minutes." - Craig Ferguson

‎"Your participation will take this mediocre show and keep it there." - Craig Ferguson

"The 2011 Pulitzer prizes were handed out today. The awards given for journalism and as usual I didn't win a thing. Now most of you don't think of me as a journalist because I'm not." - Craig Ferguson

"In the old days when a big story broke the editor would say stop the presses! Now it's just stop the porn downloading." - Craig Ferguson

OK, after Diane Lane's awkward pause, they need to retire it. No one will ever beat that.

"Put CBS and write what you think it stands for and the best ones will win CBS! I've just heard that actually CBS can't offer itself up as a prize. Legally." - Craig Ferguson

‎"I don't smoke pot. I don't need drugs to get high. I'm already high on life and I huff paint. That's why I can never go back to Home Depot." - Craig Ferguson

"I am concerned. I'll tell you why I'm concerned. Like today. Now except if this is a repeat in which case enjoy the products advertised." - Craig Ferguson

‎"Look I'm self-aware (jerking off motion with right arm)." - Geoff Peterson

‎"Muir spent years walking across America. People thought he was looking for nature but I suspect because he was Scottish and didn't want to spring for the bus fare." - Craig Ferguson

‎"I don't like camping at all. If I wanted to start sleeping on the ground I'd start drinking again." - Craig Ferguson

"Then I watch people play sports. You know whenever I see the Olympics or any kind of athletic thing. I know it's not right now but I'm just saying when I watch that kind of thing I think while why would you do that? Running up and down. People used to do that back in the olden days but now we have TV! We have TV and snacks!" - Craig Ferguson

‎"Guess what everybody? What southern prostitute? I do declare I did not say I was a prostitute. You not very southern either actually. It's a great day for America everybody!" - Craig Ferguson

Grant Imahara, Bob Saget and Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings! Brilliant episode!

"I don't know what's worse. You looking at my ass or knowing you weren't really looking at my ass." - Craig Ferguson

‎"There's only one way to get rid of Royal Wedding fever and that's a big bowl of divorce soup." - Craig Ferguson

‎"I love the part where he said I do and she said ca$ing!" - Craig Ferguson