Pretty good lineup this week:

Monday: DL Hughley, Michelle Monaghan
Tuesday: Steven Wright (emails), Jerry O'Connell, Sophia Bush
Wednesday: Ellen Page, comedian Marc Maron
Thursday: Helen Hunt, Billy Gardell
Friday: Zooey Deschanel, artifact collector Evan Michelson

What a great week for hot chicks:

Michelle Monaghan
Sophia Bush
Zooey Deschanel

I'll pass on Page and Hunt. Wright is always a good guest as well, even if it is only emails.

Hilarious interview with D.L. Hughley

"I'm in a bit of trouble. Thanks for laughing." - Craig Ferguson

‎"You can't get doctors to get punched in the face anymore and that's what you're paying for!" - Craig Ferguson

Geoff "Balls" Craig "It's gonna be a good one! The appliance got an applause break."

‎"If I have an election that lasts for more then 4 hours I call a doctor." - Craig Ferguson

"That would be a great show for VH1. Geoff: Unplugged." - Craig Ferguson

Geoff "This weekend I'm buying a penis." Craig"And so am I!"

"You know what else is rude? Cussing. Fuck ya!" - Craig Ferguson

‎"There are many shows on television where they don't cuss so go fucking watch them." - Craig Ferguson

‎"To avoid identity theft I keep all my online info somewhere no one will find it. On the CBS website for this show!" - Craig Ferguson

Is Ellen Page as lethally boring on other talk shows as she is with Craig? Somehow the chemistry just isn't there.

I liked her segment. It was a little more low key than some of the stronger Ferguson guests, but I still found her fairly amusing and charming.

I was smelling my finger and it smells like balls." - Craig Ferguson

‎"Here's what a Scotsman where's under his kilt; your wife's lipstick." - Craig Ferguson

‎"Wait! Don't side with the appliance (Geoff) it's a long show." - Craig Ferguson

That's the 1st thing I wondered when I saw her booked on this show. She's ok, but she just comes across as a not funny nerd.

I just got a ticket for the Diane Lane/Karen Gillan taping on Wednesday.

Karen Gillan...

I was hoping she'd be on at some point, given Craig's love of Doctor Who and having Matt Smith earlier. Should be great.

Helen Hunt was great. I wish she was in more film/tv.

That response confused me as when I was the name, I thought of Taran Killam, Colbie Smothers BF and actor on SNL. Now that I know who you are talking about, I understand.

Quandary isn't a fancy word for saying I'm holding my own right breast." - Craig Ferguson

‎"They're not happy to see me they're just trying to stay alive in these sub arctic conditions...in your pants " - Craig Ferguson

‎"Do ya like the popular music? I do. I listen to all the happening bands; the Black Eyed Peanuts, the Lady GaGa's, the Jonas Brothers." - Craig Ferguson

‎"I've had psychologists try and tell me I'm a narcissist but it's difficult to hear them talk over the sound of me being awesome." - Craig Ferguson

Wow, my ticket just got upgraded to priority. I feel so special!

"So I know what you're thinking. Craig, are you wearing a vest tonight? Ooo 10/10 Sherlock Holmes. Yes I am. Why? Why not?" - Craig Ferguson

‎"Not a great day for Natalie Portman. The Oscar winner. She revealed today that she used to take drugs in college. I know! I was also shocked. A Hollywood celebrity took drugs awhile ago for publicity reasons. Don't worry Natalie says she's drawing on her drug experience for her next film; Crack Swan." - Craig Ferguson

‎"That's right! I masturbate to golf." - Craig Ferguson

This week's lineup:

Monday: Isabella Rossellini, Casey Wilson
Tuesday: Wynona Judd, reality TV's Ariel Tweto
Wednesday: Ashley Judd, artifact collector Evan Michelson, comedian Maz Jobrani
Thursday: Kristen Bell (), music by Jason Aldean, plus a segment on Craig's Vegas vacation
Friday: Robin Wright, Animal Planet biologist Dan Riskin

Ooh, Wednesday is the Evan from the show Oddities in Science? That should be an excellent show with Craig.

"I don't smoke or drink or consort with prostitutes. One of these isn't true." - Craig Ferguson

‎"There's so much going on. I don't even know where to begin tonight. Gas prices rising. The presidential race is beginning to heat up. Trouble in the middle east is going crazy but none of that really concerns me. You know why? Because this week is national library week." - Craig Ferguson

‎"This is the week when we celebrate our nations libraries by returning books that are overdue." - Craig Ferguson

I don't watch this show for some reason, at least not frequently. But when I do I really enjoy it. I think the last episode I watched had Matthew McConaughey/Amy Smart a few weeks back. Probably the only reason I don't DVR it is I watch too damn much TV already. But I always seem to find Ferguson amusing, so I should maybe reconsider.

I DVR it every night. Some nights if I don't have time or feel like watching I just FF through the monologue and the twitter bit just to see if he has an interview that catches. Other nights I watch the whole show. I try not to let them stack out there though.

Casey Wilson is fuckin' HOT.

Ariel Tweto is fuckin'...........adorable.

"I'm on a few different types of medication. All over the counter of course." - Craig Ferguson

‎"The audience are a little nervous this evening. They think they think it'll be more crap then usual and they maybe right." - Craig Ferguson

‎"I look forward to your angry tweets." - Craig Ferguson

‎"C.S.I. Stands for communist sex igloo." - Craig Ferguson

‎"Don't applaud Canada. They'll start wanting it every night." - Craig Ferguson

‎"Hey if you help me move we'll have a sex party in my old house." - Craig Ferguson

indeed!

I saw this over on Youtube..