The opening where Craig shows the French show that is ripping him off:

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lol! Wow!

Hilarious interviews with Mark Buffalo and Kathryn Hahn.

Craig: "I know what you're thinking. Craig, stop rubbing your mouth like that you're turning us on. Am I?"

Craig: "Never mind South Korea and War. It's a big night if you like dancing or stars."

Craig: "Can you get arrested for shooting your own TV? That seems Un-American to me. A man should be able to shoot his own TV in America... If there are British people on TV."

Craig: "How do you celebrate hump day?" Geoff: "In your pants."

I was surprised at how well Mark worked with Craig. (Haven't even known anything about Ruffalo other than hearing his name.) Really good interview, though.

Love the French show bits; he's shown/talked about it 2 nights in a row. Will he make it 3?

That Paula Dean segment was great! Put the jaaam from the paaan on the haaam, then put it in the ovaaan...

The amount of sexual innuendo during that segment was staggering, even by Craig standards.

The Dwayne Johnson interview was great, too.

I always love when Craig has cooks on the show. He's always making fun of their accents and that stupid chef hat he wears is great. He looks like Nosferatu. Love that Geoff gets a chef hat as well. Geoff Peterson is a better sidekick then any person. Craig and Geoff have fantastic chemistry with each other and Peterson is a damn appliance.

Really enjoyed The Rock's interview as well and I love how Craig keeps talking about the French rip-off of the show. I wish Craig got The Rock to do the Secretariat dance. I know he'd do it considering he's done so many hilarious promos in the WWE.

Geoff: "Hey Dwayne, Craig wants a people's elbow."

A Thanksgiving episode wouldn't be complete without Sid of course:

Sid: "I'm a vegetarian. They're like are you? Yeah, but I've got a big fucking cock."

Craig: "As a late night television douchebag I am very thankful for the Tiger Woods' of the world and the Charlie Sheen's of course. I'm thankful for that. Put the hooker in the closet. Brett Faaavraa!"

Geoff: "Tweet me, Craig. Tweet me real good."

Craig: "That's not even the right segment." Geoff: "In your pants."

I loved seeing Sid do the Secratariat dance

that was classic.

This week's lineup:

Monday: Michael Sheen, musician Michael Franti
Tuesday: DJ Qualls, Salman Rushdie
Wednesday: Regis Philbin, Greg Proops, Nellie McKay
Thursday: Cedric the Entertainer, Norah Jones
Friday: Ewan McGregor, Shannon Woodward



to Thursday. to Friday.

My birthday is Wednesday, so in all likelihood I'll be watching Regis act like a sugar-crazed monkey when midnight rolls around. I can dig it. Oh, and Norah Jones?

Sheen and McGregor this week!!!!!!!!!!

I wish they'd come on together, that'd be awesome!

Craig having that French Arthur guy on his show was classy and hilarious.

Monday's show was brilliant! The French talk show guy, Michael Sheen's interview, Secretariat draped in the French flag, the B&W Casablanca ending...everything.

Plus, Sid and Wavy in berets.

Monday's episode was indeed brilliant. Having the French guy on was just outstanding. The Casablanca B&W ending was a brilliant touch to an amazing episode. Sheen requesting Secretariat was great.

Craig: "Look I'm no good at being noble but it doesn't take much to see that the problems of 2 vulgar late night entertainers don't amount to a hell of beans in this crazy world."

Craig: "What about last night when I caught you kissing my wife!" French rip-off guy "It was a tribute to you. Btw your wife also really need a bath."

Craig: "If you want to keep something really secret give it to the CBS publicity department. I'm not fucking kidding. Got a wealth of info no one will ever know about like this show for example or perhaps the humanitarian work of Charlie Sheen."

I must have missed this, what episode was this on?

Having the French guy on there last night was a surprise, and hysterical!

I feel asleep and missed the ending. That was AWESOME! Here are the Arthur clips:
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That was really cool. I mean wow. AS mentioned...CLASSY.

Wow. They were close to suing the guy, before Craig had him fly out for the show on Monday after the guy contacted him personally and explained he was a fan of the show.

http://abcnews.go.com/Entertainment/...2277191&page=1

Salman Rushdie plays ANGRY BIRDS!!!

Don't know why but that's cool to me.

Australian lesbians: "We've been doing that for 3 months (pillow fights)" Craig: "We'll probably just play in some old taped shows."

Craig: "Tuesday which is of course foreplay to hump day. Yes, Tuesday! Or as I like to call it; lubricant day."

I want to know where I can get one of those Team Secretariat shirts.

Craig: "You might see a horse brought down by soft chewy treats."

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Awesome. I thought we weren't actually going to get to see it.