Russell Brand: "Any talk of imprisoning or confining a sex worker, I think don't do that or say it"
Craig: "Unless you're Boy George"
Brand: "Yes, there was a brief period where he chained someone to a radiator"
Craig: "It was an accident"
Brand: "I myself today have accidentally chained over 9 people to radiators, just while trying to get the temperature right"

Poor Geoff took quite a beating

Brand is insane and lots of fun.

Poor Geoff I was kinda upset that there was no Secretariat last night.

Especially since he mentioned it on the lead out to a commercial (maybe before Brand came on?), I thought for sure he'd be out for Russell.

I wonder if a Brand/Secretariat segment wasn't excised for time but will appear in tonight's episode or perhaps tomorrow's? Fingers crossed!

NPH actually did a proper Secretariat dance. Most guests either awkwardly half commit to it or do different moves than Craig. Sadly, he didn't receive the t-shirt

Edit: just saw the end where Craig gives it to Lesbian Row

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B9WWSNubGx0

The secretariat bit w/ Bridger was hysterical! The end between NPH/Craig and Bridger had me

Craig: "You're still poor but at least it's permanent."

Russell Brand and Geoff Peterson's feud had me

Russell Brand: "He's like Terminator 2; he can't be stopped."

Craig: "I first heard one of the early Beatles songs "Love Me Do" I thought it was Love Me Dude." Geoff: "In your pants."

Craig: "The Beatles are easily the best musicians ever named after a bug."

Craig: "I used to have a tattoo on my ass that said "I love Hitchcock" cause he was my favorite director then we had a falling out and I had to get rid of some letters."

Got it, I think she said of her catholic school uniform "It was boderline mormom"

This week's lineup:

Monday: Tom Arnold, comedienne Alison Becker, the team from the CBS Early Show - Erica Hill, Chris Wragge, Jeff Glor and Marysol Castro
Tuesday: Kirsten Dunst, Greg Proops
Wednesday: Nick Lachey, magician Jamy Ian Swiss
Thursday: Seth Green, Leah Dunham, music by Ruth Gerson
Friday: Billy Connolly, comedienne Maria Bamford

I like me some Erica Hill...

Hilarious interview with Tom Arnold last night, loved Craig telling that teacher to stick it up her ass in tweets and e-mail's and the new CBS early crew on at the end and Craig wants it to turn into a sitcom after they become successful.

Craig: "roof Vikings stadium collapsed & snow poured inside. 5 1/2 inches ended up on the field & that was just Brett Faaavraaa!"

Geoff: "Any tweets under your tree?" Craig: "I don't know! Let's look under the bush, Geoffrey."

Craig: "I drank a lot of soda in school. It's a good mixer for whisky."

Wow, I remember Erica Hill from her ZDTV days. Glad to see she made the big time (the Late Late Show, that is. Who gives a flying crap about those morning shows...)

Billy Connolly

Does anyone know where I can get a mp3 of the song they use for when they do the Secretariat bit?

Seth Green & Maria Bamford

Nick Lachey does nothing for me, but I totally dug the side conversation about Louisville and how to pronounce it. Good times. Also, during the Larry King of the Jungle sketch, our local station came on with a winter weather advisory. I just assumed it was Craig cussin' until I looked up.

...balls.

Oh, biscuits!

When did Billy Connoly get a Kenny G hair cut w gray hair?

I don't think he's cut it for a while. That whole interview was hilarious. I'm surprised it took so long to get someone who could actually play the mouth organ. The GOLDEN MOUTH ORGAN!!

Are we forgetting Katie Couric throwing down on "Shenandoah?"

Thursday night Craig received a Christmas sweater from Jimmy Fallon. Out of curiousity, I switched over to Fallon, and 5 minutes later Secretariat arrived with Craig's present for Fallon! The played the Secretariat theme music and fallon even briefly danced the Secretariat dance, although a few seconds later he called it "Fake Secretariat".

awesome, I was wondering what happened over on Fallon (i have to dvr craig and watch it the next day). What was the gift?