I got a tank shot in on an Apache last night from nearly across the map. Surprised that didn't earn me a medal or anything. Only productive thing I did all night.

I am awful at dogfights. I just go around setting mines.

Exactly. Flyboy Uberdouche. What happens in that map is certainly not a dogfight.

Dogfights...check...APCs...check.

I'm actually kind of looking forward to a change of pace from Battlefield.

Your anniversary present...the sweet sweet Warhawk Theme:

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Please play at appropriate volume.

Dogfighting > My Ability

I thought you did great for your first time.

Pretty good showing last night...something in the 10-12 range, though it thinned out for a bit during the Pens game. It never ceases to amaze me how much Pittsburg hockey affects Warhawk Tuesday...such a random thing.

- The double-ambient warfare teamkill on Nic and Slider was easily my highlight of the night. F'ing epic.

- Archipelago was more fun than usual. I made a point to stay on the ground most of the time, and it seemed like a competitive game.

- Really liking Supply Chain as a Collection map. Can't believe we let those blue bastards beat us!

- Knives and Nades was fun as always.

- I threw Northern Bridge in there as a throwback, and I thought it was pretty fun as long as numbers are small. It always made a good second or last map.

- The dogfight was my mistake. It was supposed to be a TDM.

- Slider.

So thanks for coming out for the past two years. It's been good times. We'll see some of you for Wookie Friday, I hope.

I bet you had fun.

I had fun most of the night until that map.

Sorry I missed you guys. I wanted to get on earlier, but my children conspired against me. By the time was able to get online it was about quarter to 11, and at that point I figured you guys would be closing up just as I was getting acclimated, so I didn't jump on.

I didn't have much fun at all. Three maps with Z and Friz on the same team did me in pretty early. I appreciate that they let up a bit, but it just felt any attempt to win was fruitless. Then the map where it was five on four and Frizby's idea of 'sitting out' included hassling me while I was binoc'ing flag carriers put me over the edge and I pretty much just fucked around the rest of the night. Northern Bridge probably would have been awful if I was still giving a crap by that point.

Edit: And no R2 sighting. Every week R2 does not show up, Chew kills a puppy.

That was good. I saw you coming and froze up. I'm glad I didn't move in sense, because you got Nic, too.

You meant kittens.

Yes, yes I did.

KITTENS!
puppies i was fine with, because that leaves less puppies for Sauce to kick in the faces of retarded children...and Puppies become stupid, dirty, shit eating dogs; but kittens are soft and fluffy. Everyone loves kittens!!!!!

PittsburgH, motherbitches.



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I hate kittens. I drown a bag of them every day to make myself smile.

You guys pretty much destroyed us that map...and I thought it was nice to see a classic Tuesday map.

I've always enjoyed that map (probably my favorite TDM map), but I think it's better with more players.

maybe I'm confused. Which one is nothern bridge?

You're not confused.

Northern Bridge was the last map, with Chew, Slider and you vs. Spatula and me.

It was a TDM, and you guys won by probably 15+.

I sure don't remember it going down like that. Chew must have been a killing machine.

He certainly killed me plenty with his missile turret.

The final score was definitely a blowout in your favor.

It's a good map, but it's definitely unbalanced.

I prefer Urban Strike, Grinder, King of the Hill and two of the Tau Crater maps to Northern Bridge...and I think Spire Shut-In is growing on me.

My favorite discovery of late is Supply Chain - Collection.