I'm a pretty big douche bag.

Phenomenal night tonight...so much funny stuff, I can't even remember.

- Flip trying to ball me...getting too close and getting taken out by the mines on my jeep.

- 2 for 1 on a suicide bomber run...I think it was Slider and Steve. "Durka Durka!"

- Don ramping his jeep off my Warhawk and onto the upper level of the Archipelago fortress.

- Suicide Balls on the Island Outpost Bridge...took out 3 dudes and myself!

- I teamkilled Slider....a....lot. It was all I ever dreamed it could be. On that last map, I had more teamkills than kills, and it was not close.

- Don gloating over me "missing" his jeep with the biofield generator and dying right after he finished saying it was BRILLIANT! I had attached it to his rear bumper and was watching his life go down while he was talking smack!!!

- I LOVED the lobby tonight...pistols, knives, nades, jeeps, and biofields...otherwise known as "Knives and Nades and Vehicular Manslaughter, oh my!" is chock full of win!!!

NOOOOOOOOOOO!

I was deep into the negative twenties for that last round. We must have team killed each other twenty or thirty times.

It was cool. We were ahead, so it seemed like the thing to do. I even chased down your tank in my jeep a couple of times...just asking for trouble.

sorry I missed most of the fun.

The lobby was great. At one point I beeped the horn on the jeep just before I ran down k-town. He says, "you could at least blow the horn before you hit me." So next time I saw hime standing there, I layed on the horn for a few seconds and ran him over again.

- Taking out Flip with a grenade from behind while he waited for a frontal assault on the bunker he was hiding in with the flag. "Hi Flip"

"Hi Chew."

My favorite part of the night was still when Slider jumped into my Warhawk.

"Captive Audience"

Forgot that...I had a great view, and it was CLASSIC!

At one point on the northern bridge map Z was on top of one of the buildings by the bridge so I whipped out my binocs and lit up the wall a bit, he hopped down behind the building so I lit up that wall, and then I just followed him around the base with the little green light for a good twenty seconds before he saw me. "Ahh, Slider, don't do that."

Ahh Slider, don't do that!

That's our Slider...such a douche.

On the knives and nades lobby I was confused because I didn't visit the forums before playing. I heard gunshots and I can't remember who killed me with a flamethrower. That's why I used the flamethrower until told not to. And rapid pistol firing sounds like the rifle!

Hearing the story about Chess flinging someone in a jeep on top of a bunker, I was wondering. Do you think it is possible for someone to hover in a Warhawk right even with the surface of the base island, and have someone else get the flag, get in a jeep and drive it on top of the Warhawk? Then, the person in said Warhawk could fly the jeep over to the other base island.

You were fine, and that game was a riot.

I'm not sure why the added element of pistols made it so much better, but they certainly did. Good call Steve! I know you were looking for no knives though, and we'll try that sometime if you still want to.

But that is the mode on Grinder lobbies until otherwise announced. That lobby was the most fun I've had in Warhawk in forever...and that's saying something because I always have fun in Warhawk!

Possible but not practical...and it would take a real douchenozzle to think of it.

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How is playing with Slider like playing with an 8 year old? Please observe:

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I love doing that.

Had to share this conversation from the RDR thread...or maybe I'm the only one who isn't in it.

BRILLIANT!!!

I'd hassle you about it, but I figure anybody stupid enough to get in a vehicle with you deserves whatever they get.

Especially Flip.

I cliff dive just about anyone. Except Chew, because he just seems like a nice dude. I also don't cliff dive Steve, because he's as big of a douche bag as I am.

The double tap yesterday made up for any previous and all future cliff dives.

It was just so damn cathartic.

I remember you being really happy about something, but I didn't get to see what you did.

My cathartic moment with Slider was on Northern Bridge. I was trying to teamkill BALL him (accidentally killed Chew in the process), and he ran into the hanger where two other people were trying to teamkill him (Steve and Flip?) and were doing the knife-dance. So, basically his whole team wanted him dead...shocking, I know. They finally gave up, and I landed behind the hanger, ran in with a rocket launcher and took his chump-ass out while he tried to knife me.

Moral of the story: "Never bring a knife to a rocket launcher fight."