I have nothing to add to this except

It doesn't matter. True Douchebags don't care. All that matters is that you all know who the douchebags are. That's all we need.

evidently there is a limit to how many smilies you can use - go figure

I don't think anybody else has that limit.

It's Monday dickbags. Any requests?

Looking for better turnout this week!

My family is going out for dinner for my cousin's birthday tomorrow night, which means I won't be on before 8:00.

So, could you load a dropship map for me after that time?

Preferably on a CTF map.

We're going to have a new player who I may or may not be able to convince to get the DLC before tonight. He's not new to shooters, so he should learn relatively quickly, but please do the usual thing and pass up cheap kills on him for now.

He's a sure-thing regular if he likes the game, so please help me facilitate that. And please please please show up tonight if you can...would hate for his first night to have weak turnout.

See you tonight. Bitches.

I guess I can join in tonight as long as kids aren't acting up

Great night fellas!

- I think we had 15 people on at one point, which is a phenomenal showing. Thanks for that!

- I think Gonzo enjoyed it. I appreciate you guys giving him some space and will try to convince him to get the DLC this week.

- Awesome to see Brian and Kim in the game.

- Z made his first appearance in forever and totally held back.

- Good to see that the CoD douches aren't a total loss

- It was comforting to see so much Flipperbaby Suicide

- Flip tanked my Warhawk about 4 times on Island Outpost...and I chased him the rest of the night.

- Everybody seemed to be in good spirits and having a good time.

- Jose + Coke = Mexicola

- Slider was in rare douchey form

- Goat Rope: noun - 1. A confusing, disorganized situation often attributed to or marked by human error. 2. Fifteen people on Standoff

- Please read ASAP:

Me
Z
Nic
Gonzo
Hunter
Ktown
Sean
Flip
Chew
Brian
Kim
Cruz
Slider
OG
Ian

Who am I forgetting?

I had fun last night even though I was on the bad side of many lopsided matches. On badlands last night, slider was on my team, I am driving a jeep towards the center base with him harassing me the whole way. Then, he launches my jeep almost over the center base. I have never seen a jeep fly that far.

I only made one attempt to balance anything last night. Like I said...trying to get out of that business and just play.

I do try to moderate my own play though. If my team gets ahead, I'll just start goofing around.

I could not believe it. I kept boosting the warhawk and running it into you, and the first time it glitched one of your wheels into the terrain.Then when you were driving up a hill I did it again and you were gone. I thought I had glitched your entire jeep below the surface, but then in the distance I see this jeep come falling into the screen. You must have went 250-300 feet in the air, so much so that you had completely left the dimensions of my screen. That was probably the hardest I've ever laughed during Warhawk.

Here's how it looked to me:


I wish somebody else had seen it, because it was just unbelievable.

I forgot that you glitched my wheel into the ground

Love the illustration.

Also at Cruz watching video of Slider playing CoD while spending "quality time" with his infant child.

Thinking maybe you two should get a room.

Good Times last night :

- riding around with nic in our suicide jeep
- Shock and Awe - I actually did alright on Archipelago -
- mining vehicles which Slider then gets into - Priceless

I had a suicide itch last night I guess. It was just non-stop Flipperbaby self-mutilation.

His gameplay in CoD is uber entertaining :
- Douchey methods
- following teamates around and harassing them
- Blowing vehicles up when he realizes you are standing next to them
- using the new dolphin diving move every chance he gets - like a bad action movie cliche ( I want to see him master the dive through windows and down stairs)

Also, I prefer this definition for goat rope from urban dictionary:

October 9, 2008 Urban Word of the Day

A situation or activity that has become completely fucked up, or, an exercise in futility. The phrase comes from the image of a goat, tied down with a rope, humping the rope but not getting anywhere. Similar to goat fuck. These directions are useless - trying to find this place is such a goat rope.

I don't even know how that works.

I didn't even remotely realize I was heading the wrong way with the flag in my tank until Slider messages me: "wrong way".

He wasn't even on my team.

You need to work on your Warhawk maneuvers. When I have a solid lock on you with the missile turret, I know I have the kill.



And I'm sure Sean can't be too happy with me this morning after how many times I took him out last night.

Poor Sean. Marcus and him are terrible, but they're pretty good about showing up. I pass up a ton of kills on both of them every Tuesday.

I hated the Ambient warfare kills I got and I think mainly from Slider!

No! Not Slider!

It was funny riding around with Slider in his jeep...always keeping a finger on the eject button.