A box of kittens with the name tags "Regis" and "Kelly".

Billy Connolly got the golden mouth organ! Hilarious interview.

Craig: "When I was younger I thought if you get on TV you'd have people that would buy stuff for you for people. You won't actually have to do stuff."

Craig: "I'm going to be grateful that I have enough money to buy gifts. Well, a gift."

Craig: "You're not a sidekick you're a thin heckler." Geoff: "I need this job."

Craig: "In Canada they throw teddy bears on the ice at hockey games. These people live right next to us. They're right up there."

Craig: "Christmas about a decent & fair transaction. The value my gift should be slightly less than the value of your gift to me."

This week's lineup:

Monday: Kristin Davis, Dick Cavett
Tuesday: Jane Fonda
Wednesday: Michael Clarke Duncan, Grant Imahara
Thursday: Kathy Griffin, musician Ruth Gerson

(No ep on Friday)

Great group of guests this week.

Loved that. Those guys are pure gold together. You can tell Billy has a blast when Craig interviews him.

"What do you get a gay robot skeleton with no genitals?"
"Balls!"

"In your pants..."

Geoff: "Break time! Settle in my bitches." Craig: "Still funny. That's always been my mantra on this show. If it's funny once it'll be funny the 500th time."

Craig: "Twas 2 nights before Christmas and w/ festive demeanor Brett Faaavraaa was sending out texts of his weiner."

oh this week could be a good one
monday lisa kudrow matt braugner
tuesday julie bowen carson kressley
wedsday henry wrinkler paula dean
thursday gary sinise alex kingston
friday mila kunis geechy guy

i fail at life

Julie Bowen & Mila Kunis in the same week

Mila Kunis

It's been awhile since Mila Kunis has been on. Craig will have to break out the mug that she made him.

Mila Kunis, Paula Dean, and Alex Kingston

Mila and Julie... yum!

Paula Dean will be fun as well. (It's always extra innuendo-laced, it seems.) And Alex Kingston should be nice too.

Ok, what exactly is a Jeremy?

Ok, really want to see David Tennant on here. My fan girl heart would swoon...

If you have to ask...

And does it in any way involve a rabbit?

Maybe it's just because I work in a porn shop but I figured everyone at least heard of a rabbit.

last night he admited he made it up

It took me a little while before I realized where Alex Kingston's mind had gone with that question. But once I made the connection, I had a whole new appreciation for her (and a brand new mental image, as well).

It was fun to see the Doctor Who cold open on something better than YouTube.

had to love the crew of The View not knowing what to think at Secratariat

Mila fondling the Kangaroo balls made me laugh

Another good interview with Mila Kunis. Definitely one of the best guests. I love that Katie Couric knows the Secretariat dance (yes, I know that she did it on the show a few weeks back as well, but it's great at the CBS desk).