Homer: "Marge...with today's gas prices, we can't afford not to buy a pony."

"These berries taste like...burning!!!" Ralph Wiggum

AZ_MAN

"Me fail english? That's unpossible!"
"My cat's breath smells like cat food."

- Ralph

Homer: So I says to him, "Blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end."

"Silly customer! You cannot hurt a Twinkie!"
--Apu

Homer: The alien has a sweet heavenly voice...like Urkle
And he appears every friday night...like Urkle

"I'm sorry, I didn't know that you, Jay Leno, and a monkey were bathing a clown in the tub."
(or something to that effect)
-Homer

(and a slew of others that I can't quite remember right now)

"Bart, Nelson hit me"
"He sure did"
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"If you are looking for the Hi and Lois signing, it has been moved to the Springfield Coliseum."

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"Are you really not tempted to eat all that food"
"What food? I'M BLIND!"
"Who's gonna buy a pill that makes you blind?"

Bart: "Something about a bunch of guys, alone in the woods, seems kind of gay."

Barney: "Hey Homer, we better get to english class."

Homer: "What do I need english for? I've never going to England."

Homer: Aww c'mon Marge, it's not like I'm running for Jesus.

From the episode where Homer becomes a food critic...

Homer- "Marge, you've only got two moves to your cooking, 'Shake' and 'Bake'."

Marge- "You like Shake and Bake. You used to put it in your coffee."
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(I think this is from the "Be Like Boy" episode, when Homer and Bart are escaping from an angry mob in a getaway parade float)

PRINCIPAL SKINNER: They're...very...slowly...getting away!
MOE: Hey, they're heading for the old mill!
HOMER: No we're not!
MOE: Well...let's go to the old mill anyway. Get some cider!
(sound of approval from crowd)

Burns: Not the open faced club, the sand wedge!

Homer: Mmmm... open faced club sandwich.

Onlooker: Hay fatty, I've got a movie for ya! how about 'A Fridge Too Far'?


Comic Book Store Guy: Ooh... lonliness and cheeseburgers are a dangerous mix.

Homer: Florida?!!? But that's America's wang.
Plant psychologist: They prefer the "Sunshine State."

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Bart (on being marooned): It'll be like Swiss Family Robinson, but with more swearing. We'll live like kings ... hell dam* as* kings.
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Elmo: Elmo knows where you live!

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Homer: No beer and no tv make Homer something something.
Marge: Go crazy?
Homer: DON'T MIND IF I DO!



[Edited by silentbob007 on 02-25-01 at 03:51 PM]

"IIIIIIII'M DRUNK!" -Homer

NYC vendor: Only drinks Mt. Dew or crab juice.
Homer: UGH! I'll take the crab juice.

Homer: mmmmm, sacrelicious.

Marge: "Homer, have you been drinking?"

Homer: "No...well o.k. ten beers."

Bart: "It's crap-tacular!"

7

I'm so hungry I could eat an Arbies

Rod: Bury him deep, daddy.

Flanders: Not so deep the Lord can't find him!

Todd: This is the best birthday ever!

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I didn't think it was physically possible, but this both sucks and blows.

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"HEY YOU...GET OFF MY SUGAR!!"

Barney: Is that what I look like when I'm drunk?

Homer: You Wish! That's the stage we call, "Professor Barney".

"Don't worry you won't feel a thing..........'till I jam this down your throat!"