The Simpsons Quote Thread
#177
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Re: Mr. Burns:
Originally posted by slop101
Simithers: Well, sir, they see you as sort of an ogre.
Mr. Burns: Who says that? I ought to club them and eat their bones.
Simithers: Well, sir, they see you as sort of an ogre.
Mr. Burns: Who says that? I ought to club them and eat their bones.
Also, Mr. Burns adressing Lisa's class on "how to succeed in business""
"All right children, I'll make this brief. Family...Religion.....Friendship-----these are the three demons you must slay!"
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Religious Quotes
Homer: (After eating waffle stuck to ceiling that he thought was God) Mmmm, Sacriligious.
Homer: (After Santa's Little Helper walks out of church with Pastor's robe and cross around his neck) Oh look, he thinks he's Papal.
Homer: (After Santa's Little Helper walks out of church with Pastor's robe and cross around his neck) Oh look, he thinks he's Papal.
#180
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Lousy Scots, they ruined Scotland.
#181
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Marge: "Homer, we'd like to speak to you."
Homer: "But then I won't be watching TV. You can see the bind I'm in."
Homer: "But then I won't be watching TV. You can see the bind I'm in."




