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Old 06-05-01 | 05:43 PM
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Homer: "Ten thousand dollars!?! If I had ten thousand dollars I'd be a millionaire!"
Old 06-05-01 | 09:18 PM
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Re: Mr. Burns:

Originally posted by slop101


Simithers: Well, sir, they see you as sort of an ogre.
Mr. Burns: Who says that? I ought to club them and eat their bones.
Oh man, that one's the greatest!

Also, Mr. Burns adressing Lisa's class on "how to succeed in business""

"All right children, I'll make this brief. Family...Religion.....Friendship-----these are the three demons you must slay!"
Old 03-17-05 | 02:34 PM
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Religious Quotes

Homer: (After eating waffle stuck to ceiling that he thought was God) Mmmm, Sacriligious.

Homer: (After Santa's Little Helper walks out of church with Pastor's robe and cross around his neck) Oh look, he thinks he's Papal.
Old 03-17-05 | 02:53 PM
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Holy thread bump from the dead!!!!!!!!!
Old 03-17-05 | 03:06 PM
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Lousy Scots, they ruined Scotland.
Old 11-12-05 | 01:30 AM
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From: the kingdom of the evil Voratians, ruled by the wicked Ak-Oga
Marge: "Homer, we'd like to speak to you."
Homer: "But then I won't be watching TV. You can see the bind I'm in."
Old 11-12-05 | 07:32 PM
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Marge: "Whatever happened to good old-fashioned town pride?"
Lisa: "It's been going downhill ever since the lake caught fire."

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