Favorite Line From The Simpsons?
05-23-04, 01:57 PM
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So many to chose from....
Homer: Ooh! A plan fiendishly clever in its in-trick-asies.
Bart: Take him away, boys.
Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What'd you say, Chief?
Wiggum: Do what the kid says.
Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.
Same ep.
Homer: What do they do? What don't they do!? (laughs) Oh, they do so many things... they never stop... oh, the things they do there! My stars.
Lisa: You don't know what they do there, do you?
Homer: Not as such, no.
Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
Homer: Ooh! A plan fiendishly clever in its in-trick-asies.
Bart: Take him away, boys.
Wiggum: Hey, I'm the chief here! Bake him away, toys.
Lou: What'd you say, Chief?
Wiggum: Do what the kid says.
Homer: I saw weird stuff in that place last night. Weird, strange, sick, twisted, eerie, godless, evil stuff. And I want in.
Same ep.
Homer: What do they do? What don't they do!? (laughs) Oh, they do so many things... they never stop... oh, the things they do there! My stars.
Lisa: You don't know what they do there, do you?
Homer: Not as such, no.
Homer: Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen.
05-23-04, 05:13 PM
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Why do they call 'em fingers if they don't fing? Oh wait, there they go. - Otto
This tastes like grandma!
You're right, it does taste like grandma. - Ralph and Chief Wiggam
I'm not sure why, exactly, but it always makes me laugh when Marge says, "She's such a butthole".
This tastes like grandma!
You're right, it does taste like grandma. - Ralph and Chief Wiggam
I'm not sure why, exactly, but it always makes me laugh when Marge says, "She's such a butthole".
05-23-04, 09:10 PM
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see my sig...
05-23-04, 09:16 PM
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FBI Agent: "I've seen hundreds of people write to their favourite actors, but this guy writes to films!"
The letter is as follows:
"Dear Die Hard, You rock! Especially that bit where the guy was on the roof. PS: do you know Mad Max?"
The letter is as follows:
"Dear Die Hard, You rock! Especially that bit where the guy was on the roof. PS: do you know Mad Max?"
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05-24-04, 12:51 AM
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Homer: Does it have a satellite dish?
RV Salesman: My friend, it has it's own satellite.
Bart: Thank goodness we came to our senses and worship a carpenter who's been dead for 2000 years!
RV Salesman: My friend, it has it's own satellite.
Bart: Thank goodness we came to our senses and worship a carpenter who's been dead for 2000 years!
05-24-04, 07:58 AM
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Mayor: Today we pass the torch of Plow people. (Homer) Give me the key.
Mayor: There are teeth marks here.
Homer: I thought there was chocolate...... then why was it wrapped in foil?
Mayor: It was never wrapped in foil!
Mayor: There are teeth marks here.
Homer: I thought there was chocolate...... then why was it wrapped in foil?
Mayor: It was never wrapped in foil!
05-24-04, 08:47 AM
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Marge: Wow Sting you should take a break.
Sting: Not when one of my fans needs me...
Marge: I dont think he has one of your records....
Homer: Shut up Marge... he is a good digger.
Sting: Not when one of my fans needs me...
Marge: I dont think he has one of your records....
Homer: Shut up Marge... he is a good digger.
05-24-04, 11:03 AM
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Leonard Nimoy: "The following tale of alien encounters is true and by true I mean false. They're all lies, but they're entertaining lies and in the end isn't that the real truth? The answer...is no."
05-24-04, 12:20 PM
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Professor Frink, Professor Frink, he'll make you laugh, he'll make you think, he likes to run, and then the thing with the... person. Oh boy. That monkey is going to pay.
05-24-04, 12:20 PM
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[Homer, rolling his eyes] "Oh, come on Lisa - `Bart's a vampire`, `beer kills brain cells`. Riiiiight. Now let's go back to that....box thingy, where our....beds and TV is...."
05-24-04, 01:13 PM
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Originally posted by Bandoman
[Homer, rolling his eyes] "Oh, come on Lisa - `Bart's a vampire`, `beer kills brain cells`. Riiiiight. Now let's go back to that....box thingy, where our....beds and TV is...."
[Homer, rolling his eyes] "Oh, come on Lisa - `Bart's a vampire`, `beer kills brain cells`. Riiiiight. Now let's go back to that....box thingy, where our....beds and TV is...."
How about "Ooh, he card reads good".
05-24-04, 01:34 PM
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Mr Burns: " Ah fresh victims for my evergrowning army of the UNDEAD"
Smithers: "Sir you forgot to let go of the Button"
Mr Burns: "ah well SonofaBi..."
Lisa: "Dad you have to kill the head vampire Mr Burns!!"
Homer: "Kill my boss??? Dare i live out the American Dream?"
Smithers: "Sir you forgot to let go of the Button"
Mr Burns: "ah well SonofaBi..."
Lisa: "Dad you have to kill the head vampire Mr Burns!!"
Homer: "Kill my boss??? Dare i live out the American Dream?"
05-25-04, 03:21 PM
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I love when Ned says:
WHAT THE FLOOD?
What episode is this from?
The way it is delivered is so friggin hilarious!
nevermind found it:
Mom and Pop Art
WHAT THE FLOOD?
What episode is this from?
The way it is delivered is so friggin hilarious!
nevermind found it:
Mom and Pop Art
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05-25-04, 04:35 PM
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Ewwwww! I'll take the crab juice.
So I says to Mabel, I says...
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree!
I disagree with that.
So do I!
I will name him Hoju.
Jeremy's Iron?
Here's a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?
Girls, Lisa! Boys kiss girls!
So I says to Mabel, I says...
I guess we'll just have to agree to disagree!
I disagree with that.
So do I!
I will name him Hoju.
Jeremy's Iron?
Here's a ball. Perhaps you'd like to bounce it?
Girls, Lisa! Boys kiss girls!