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Old 05-21-04, 04:57 PM
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Favorite Line From The Simpsons?

I'm sure this has been done before, but it's so fun to think back when the show used to be drop dead funny, and talk about some of our favorite lines.

My sig is definitely one of them. And the classic from the McBain movie with Milhouse as Fallout Boy..."The goggles.....they do nothing."
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Marge: The plant called. They said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday.
Homer: Woohoo! Four-day weekend!
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Originally posted by RobCA
Marge: The plant called. They said if you don't come in tomorrow, don't bother coming in on Monday.
Homer: Woohoo! Four-day weekend!
Hahahahaha
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My god the rod up his butt, has a rod up it's butt.

Prayer has no place in the public schools, just like facts have no place in organized religion.

Look at them fools on their land with their morals and their laws. They will never know the simple pleaseure of a monley knife fight.

Mr. Burns - "I'm going to bring them something that man has searched for since the dawn of time."
Homer - "A sober Irishman?"
Mr. Burns - "Even rarer"

Dr. Hibbard - Careful, he might try to gnaw on your crotch.
Homer - Don't worry, I've been around Scotsmen before.


Stupid sexxy Flanders.

Lisa - You can always get your job back at the plant.
Homer - Not the way I quit.

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Flanders - "Homer, I think you just hit something."
Homer - "Heh-heh-heh...I hope it was Flanders."
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A toast: "to alcohol: the cause and solution to all of life's problems."

also, see my sig.
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"Lisa, if you don't like your job...you don't go on strike. You just go in every day and do it really half-assed. That's the American way!"
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"So.... do you like... stuff?"
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<marquee>Pray.................................for...................................mojo</marquee>
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Bart (at the school talent show), "I didn't think it would be physically possible, but this both sucks and blows".
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Written, but not said: "We put the fun in 'fundamentalist dogma'".

Sung: "We're the highlights in your hairdo/the extra arms on Vishnu".

Spoken (tie): "Smithers, release the hounds!"
and
"Me fail English? That unpossible!"

ETA: I can't believe I forgot my favorite one:

"And to think that I turned to a mindless cult for happiness when I had beer all along."

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"So I says, 'Blue M&M, red M&M, they all wind up the same color in the end.'"
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"Don't thank me, thank an unprecedented eight-year military buildup."

"I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever, and when they get in, I'm back on the streets with all my criminal buddies!"
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"Look, Marge, you don't know what it's like. I'm the one out there every day putting his ass on the line. And I'm not out of order! You're out of order! The whole freaking system is out of order! You want the truth? You want the truth?! You can't handle the truth! 'Cause when you reach over and put your hand into a pile of goo that was your best friend's face, you'll know what to do! Forget it, Marge, it's Chinatown!"
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"So this is what it sounds like when doves cry."
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"Tastes like burning!" or "Go banana!" I sadly use those sayings almost every day....
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Marge: "Homer, you liked that 'Rashoman" movie."
Homer: "That's not the way I remember it."
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Homer in car: Oh cruise control, "School Please"
Ned: Homer thats not how it works

Disco Stu: Disco Stu dosnt advertise

Ralph: Look big daddy, its regular daddy
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Ralph: Mr. Simpson, the tar fumes are making me dizzy.
Homer: Yeah, they'll do that...
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Originally posted by Doc Moonlight
Marge: "Homer, you liked that 'Rashoman" movie."
Homer: "That's not the way I remember it."
Agreed. And another from one of the more "recent" years.

Homer: "Hey Flanders, I was working on a flat tax proposal and accidently proved there's no God."
Flanders: "Wh. What? Now just let me see that... Hmm well if.. nope.. carry the.. no.. it's airtight, well can't let this get out."

*Homer distributes papers on car windows*
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Homer: Could jesus make a burrito that he him self could not eat it
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Lou: "Something just exploded at the old Simpson place."
Wiggum: "Ahh who cares."
Lou: "... looks like there's BEER coming out of the chimney..."
Wiggum: ".... I am proceeding on foot. Call in a Code-8."
*runs down the street, tongue hanging*
Lou: "Pretzels, we need PRETZELS."

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