Favorite Line From The Simpsons?
05-21-04, 10:43 PM
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Ralph: "Hi Principle Skinner, hi Super Nintendo Chalmers"
Homer: "mmmm, floor pie"
Burns: "Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket!"
Smithers: "Oh, you don't have to tell me, sir"
[subtle]
Mayor Quimby: "Ich bin ein Springfielder."
Homer: "Mmmmm. Jelly Donuts."
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Homer: "mmmm, floor pie"
Burns: "Smithers, there's a rocket in my pocket!"
Smithers: "Oh, you don't have to tell me, sir"
[subtle]
Mayor Quimby: "Ich bin ein Springfielder."
Homer: "Mmmmm. Jelly Donuts."
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05-21-04, 10:52 PM
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I love the entire exchange w/ Bob the RV salesman from "Call of the Simpsons" in s1.
But I found it especially funny when:
Homer, "Is that a good siren?"
Bob, "You ever known a siren to be good?"
But I found it especially funny when:
Homer, "Is that a good siren?"
Bob, "You ever known a siren to be good?"
05-21-04, 11:40 PM
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Homer, as he is heading deaper into the ocean in a lift bucket truck. Looking up into the sky.
"I don't know if you're really up there. But if you are, please save me Superman!"
"I don't know if you're really up there. But if you are, please save me Superman!"
05-22-04, 12:00 AM
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Wow there are so many.
"This gun has cost me everything, my friends, my family, everything but my precious, precious gun."
Bart falls from the top of pool
NELSON: Ha, ha!
Lisa: Bart is really hurt!
NELSON: I said "ha, ha."
"I could walk right up to the president and blow smoke in his monkey face, and he would have to just sit there and groove on it."
From the same episode: "Ahhh, I could have smoked that pot, and worn that hair."
"I've seen the man eat a bowl of change."
"Don't quit your day job, Chief, whatever that is!"
"It taste like burning."
"This gun has cost me everything, my friends, my family, everything but my precious, precious gun."
Bart falls from the top of pool
NELSON: Ha, ha!
Lisa: Bart is really hurt!
NELSON: I said "ha, ha."
"I could walk right up to the president and blow smoke in his monkey face, and he would have to just sit there and groove on it."
From the same episode: "Ahhh, I could have smoked that pot, and worn that hair."
"I've seen the man eat a bowl of change."
"Don't quit your day job, Chief, whatever that is!"
"It taste like burning."
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05-22-04, 12:45 AM
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Some great snippets I use weekly:
...makes baby jesus cry
craptacular
214 pointing out police stupidity, or is that a 213?
...makes baby jesus cry
craptacular
214 pointing out police stupidity, or is that a 213?
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05-22-04, 09:50 AM
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In the Mr. Plow episode when Homer is like:
(To himself) - Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?
(aloud) - It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
(To himself) - Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.
(To himself) - Don't tell him you were at a bar! Gasp! But what else is open at night?
(aloud) - It's a pornography store. I was buying pornography.
(To himself) - Heh heh heh. I would'a never thought of that.
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05-22-04, 03:06 PM
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Angry mob : "2, 4, 6, 8 Homer's crime was really great......By great we mean large or immense, we use it in the pejorative sense."
05-22-04, 05:21 PM
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Worker: Hot stuff! Coming through.
Bart: Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?
Bart: Dad, why did you bring me to a gay steel mill?
05-22-04, 07:12 PM
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The episode where Bart and Lisa find the bum who really invented Itchy and Scratchy:
"As long as I've got my millions of dollars, and my solid gold house, and my rocket car, I don't need anything."
"As long as I've got my millions of dollars, and my solid gold house, and my rocket car, I don't need anything."
05-22-04, 10:28 PM
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More:
"Look at them son, theose land lovers, who'll never know the simple joy of a monkey knife fight."
"And you see son, that's where they rebroadcast Major League Baseball with implied oral consent, instead of express written permission."
"Lisa: What if someone really wants non-alcoholic beer?
Apu: Oddly the situation has never come up."
"Look at them son, theose land lovers, who'll never know the simple joy of a monkey knife fight."
"And you see son, that's where they rebroadcast Major League Baseball with implied oral consent, instead of express written permission."
"Lisa: What if someone really wants non-alcoholic beer?
Apu: Oddly the situation has never come up."
05-23-04, 07:22 AM
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Mr. Burns (as Homer is turning circles on the nuclear plants board room floor like the Three Stooges Curly Neil)
"Perhaps I've overestimated this Simpson fellow"
Homer to Bart: "you lie on the ground and cry like a little girl. When the other guy turns from you in disgust, then it's time to kick some back"
"Perhaps I've overestimated this Simpson fellow"
Homer to Bart: "you lie on the ground and cry like a little girl. When the other guy turns from you in disgust, then it's time to kick some back"
05-23-04, 08:14 AM
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MMMMmmmmm........Beer. MMMMMmmmmm.......donuts. MMMMmmmmmmm.........Beer flavored donuts.
[to paraphrase] You tried and you failed miserably. The moral is.....never try.
D'OH!!!
[to paraphrase] You tried and you failed miserably. The moral is.....never try.
D'OH!!!
05-23-04, 09:15 AM
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Moe to date: "Baby, I'm gonna take you out and buy you a steak the size of a toilet seat!"
Mr. Burns: "I want this delivered by auto-gyro to the Prussian consulate in Siam!"
Mr. Burns: "Oscar Schindler and I are like two peas in a pod----we both owned factories, and we both made shells for the Nazis-----only mine worked, dammit!"
Mr. Burns, making small talk at a party: ".....so I foreclosed on her mortgage, AND I took all of her cats! hehhheheheheh."
Store clerk to Comic Book Guy: "Ehhh, a fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan----you must be a devil with the ladies."
Homer singing "Stealing, stealing, stealing a car for Moe, dun da dah dah da da dun...insurance fraud today."
Mr. Burns: "I want this delivered by auto-gyro to the Prussian consulate in Siam!"
Mr. Burns: "Oscar Schindler and I are like two peas in a pod----we both owned factories, and we both made shells for the Nazis-----only mine worked, dammit!"
Mr. Burns, making small talk at a party: ".....so I foreclosed on her mortgage, AND I took all of her cats! hehhheheheheh."
Store clerk to Comic Book Guy: "Ehhh, a fat, sarcastic Star Trek fan----you must be a devil with the ladies."
Homer singing "Stealing, stealing, stealing a car for Moe, dun da dah dah da da dun...insurance fraud today."