...Shut your raggedy-ass up, and sit the fuck down!



Jackie Brown (Pam Grier, Jackie Brown, 1997)

My 9th Selection:

Lt. Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen, Naked Gun Franchise, 1988-1994)

Who's going to pick Jar-Jar?

I was born a poor black child.

Navin R. Johnson (Steve Martin, The Jerk, 1979)

omg you bastard...

I can't believe someone else thought about Drebin. Before the draft even started I planned to take him as my last pick. Apparently I misplaced his value
You just lost a vote for stealing this pick from me

I was going to take him with the next pick.

Hopefully our mutual affection for Drebin will eventually lead you to vote for me instead of against me.

Bastard! He was going to be my final pick. Oh well, I do have someone else in mind.

"Wish you'd stop bein' so good to me, cap'n."

Cool Hand Luke Jackson (Paul Newman, Cool Hand Luke, 1967)

9. Nick Naylor - Aaron Eckhart (Thank You for Smoking - 2006)

"Few people on this planet knows what it is to be truly despised. Can you blame them? I earn a living fronting an organization that kills 1200 people a day. Twelve hundred people. We're talking two jumbo jet plane loads of men, women and children. I mean, there's Attila, Genghis... and me, Nick Naylor. The face of cigarettes, the Colonel Sanders of nicotine."

[Tequila's pants leg is on fire and a baby he's holding urinates down Tequila's leg, causing the fire to go out]



Inspector 'Tequila' Yuen (Chow Yun-Fat, Lat sau san taam *Hard Boiled* 1992)

"Well, being me... has its privileges."
- Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore

Since I couldn't choose Blondie from The Good, the Bad and the Ugly, I went with the closest character I could find...

"This is pitiful. A thousand people freezing their butts off waiting to worship a rat. What a hype. Groundhog Day used to mean something in this town. They used to pull the hog out, and they used to eat it. You're hypocrites, all of you!"

Phil Connors (Bill Murray, Groundhog Day, 1993)

Malcolm Tucker (Peter Capaldi, In the Loop, 2009)



Within your 'purview'? Where do you think you are, some fucking regency costume drama? This is a government department, not some fucking Jane fucking Austen novel! Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock!

That pick is a little too shakey for a game like this

"La-di-da, la-di-da"

Annie Hall (Diane Keaton), Annie Hall (1977)

True, but I already have Doc, and I wasn't sure how people would react to two characters from the same franchise in one list.

BTW, nice pick. I was considering her.

"..."

The Little Tramp (Charlie Chaplin), Various films (1914-1936)

Nice.

Rocky Sullivan (James Cagney, Angels with Dirty Faces, 1938)



You'll slap me? You slap me in a dream, you better wake up and apologize.

(it took me a few seconds...)



You're not including Robert Downey Jr's performance?

Technically, Downey played Charlie Chaplin -- the Little Tramp was a character-within-a-character.

"Kid, the next time I say, 'Let's go someplace like Bolivia,' let's GO someplace like Bolivia."

Butch Cassidy (Paul Newman, Butch Cassidy and the Sundance Kid, 1969)