Go Back  DVD Talk Forum > Entertainment Discussions > Movie Talk
Reload this Page >

Human Centipede (What?)

Community
Search
Movie Talk A Discussion area for everything movie related including films In The Theaters

Human Centipede (What?)

Thread Tools
 
Search this Thread
 
Old 05-07-10 | 08:47 AM
  #226  
Larry C.'s Avatar
DVD Talk Hall of Fame
 
Joined: May 2001
Posts: 7,505
Likes: 0
Received 18 Likes on 5 Posts
From: Let's Go Heat!
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Originally Posted by Charlie Goose
Does the mad doctor give any reason WHY he feels the world should be one giant centipede? What are the benefits?

I cannot bring myself to watch. Some things better remain unseen.
I think the better question is... Why not?
Old 05-07-10 | 09:32 AM
  #227  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 24,496
Received 458 Likes on 350 Posts
From: Daytona Beach, FL
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Originally Posted by Larry C.
I think the better question is... Why not?

The obvious answer is that he is evil and twisted and stuff like this is what Mad Scientists do! As I have said earlier, this idea seems like something the doctor on South Park would concoct.
Old 05-07-10 | 02:55 PM
  #228  
DVD Talk Ultimate Edition
 
Joined: Oct 2004
Posts: 4,915
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
From: Orange County
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Originally Posted by toddly6666
It's the same as not giving a grade to a bad movie with pretentious filmmaking and awesome cinematography (cough..Wong Kar Wai films..cough cough).
You, sir, are dead to me.

Old 05-07-10 | 04:16 PM
  #229  
Giantrobo's Avatar
DVD Talk Godfather
 
Joined: Apr 1999
Posts: 65,317
Received 2,705 Likes on 1,603 Posts
From: Gateway Cities/Harbor Region
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Originally Posted by Larry C.
I don't know about that. Considering I would probably actually wanna live inside this ass



No seriously I wanna live in there.
Wooty
Old 05-07-10 | 04:16 PM
  #230  
Giantrobo's Avatar
DVD Talk Godfather
 
Joined: Apr 1999
Posts: 65,317
Received 2,705 Likes on 1,603 Posts
From: Gateway Cities/Harbor Region
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Anyone in LA going to see this tonight at the Nuart?
Old 05-07-10 | 08:33 PM
  #231  
DVD Talk Ultimate Edition
 
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 4,128
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
From: Dallas, TX
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

I'm probably going tomorrow night in Dallas.
Old 05-08-10 | 02:21 AM
  #232  
Rypro 525's Avatar
DVD Talk Hero
 
Joined: Apr 2002
Posts: 28,263
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
From: a frikin hellhole
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

well i just got back from DC, and felt it was worth the hype. There was a general fucked up mentallity making this movie. in terms of blood and gore
Spoiler:
there wasn't as much as say something like Martyers or Ichi, but there are def some cringe worthy parts, like that they actually had one of the girls in the middle (meaning that was mouth to ass with the japanese guy

Also in regards to the sequel
Spoiler:
if the doctor gets shot in the head, and presumably dies, how is it possible to do another one, unless its a prequel
Old 05-08-10 | 02:48 AM
  #233  
Giantrobo's Avatar
DVD Talk Godfather
 
Joined: Apr 1999
Posts: 65,317
Received 2,705 Likes on 1,603 Posts
From: Gateway Cities/Harbor Region
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

I ended up not going but I may have another chance next week.
Old 05-08-10 | 06:57 AM
  #234  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 6,290
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Originally Posted by Rypro 525
well i just got back from DC, and felt it was worth the hype. There was a general fucked up mentallity making this movie. in terms of blood and gore
Spoiler:
there wasn't as much as say something like Martyers or Ichi, but there are def some cringe worthy parts, like that they actually had one of the girls in the middle (meaning that was mouth to ass with the japanese guy

Also in regards to the sequel
Spoiler:
if the doctor gets shot in the head, and presumably dies, how is it possible to do another one, unless its a prequel
I was expecting more cringe-worthy scene like:
1. actually seeing their mouths on the asses instead of being all covered up with bandages or different camera angles.
2. ass to mouth would have been better if it was at least one dude in the middle, over even grosser, a dude connected to another dude. That's cringe worthy. There is nothing really that gross about a good looking woman going ass to mouth to another woman or dude.
3. going to the bathroom scene
4. trying to disconnect from each other scene.

Concerning a sequel, I think there may just be different versions of one film (like a lot of remakes) instead of something having continuity.
Old 05-08-10 | 07:16 AM
  #235  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
 
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 5,037
Likes: 0
Received 99 Likes on 73 Posts
From: Very far away..
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Originally Posted by toddly6666
2. ass to mouth would have been better if it was at least one dude in the middle, over even grosser, a dude connected to another dude. That's cringe worthy. There is nothing really that gross about a good looking woman going ass to mouth to another woman or dude.
So a woman getting shit in the mouth by another woman isn't gross?
Old 05-08-10 | 07:31 AM
  #236  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 6,290
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Originally Posted by Gunde
So a woman getting shit in the mouth by another woman isn't gross?
It's gross, but it would be grosser if it was:
1. a dude shitting into the mouth of another dude
2. a woman shitting into the mouth of another dude.
3. an old woman, old man, obese person, or stinky bum shitting into the mouth of anyone.
Old 05-08-10 | 12:17 PM
  #237  
DVD Talk Ultimate Edition
 
Joined: Sep 2006
Posts: 4,128
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
From: Dallas, TX
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Going tonight.
Old 05-08-10 | 04:55 PM
  #238  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Joined: May 2000
Posts: 10,911
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
From: Under Golden Gate Bridge
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

So the only way they are attached to one another is through their mouths? If that's the case, they could take a knife and do some surgery to seperate if it's just their lips. Or are their jaws attached?
Old 05-08-10 | 05:09 PM
  #239  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 6,290
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Originally Posted by big whoppa
So the only way they are attached to one another is through their mouths? If that's the case, they could take a knife and do some surgery to seperate if it's just their lips. Or are their jaws attached?
from what we could see, two external skin flaps connected the face cheeks to the butt cheeks. And from what we would interpret (but never see), their mouths are probably sewed onto the asshole.

That too would have been a great scene, if they tried to messily separate themselves.
Old 05-08-10 | 05:18 PM
  #240  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Joined: May 2000
Posts: 10,911
Likes: 0
Received 2 Likes on 2 Posts
From: Under Golden Gate Bridge
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Originally Posted by toddly6666
That too would have been a great scene, if they tried to messily separate themselves.
You'd think they would have a go at it or the two behind would be forced to swallow shit.
Old 05-08-10 | 10:06 PM
  #241  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
 
Joined: Oct 2003
Posts: 6,306
Likes: 0
Received 1 Like on 1 Post
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Don't really want to look through the whole thread in case this question has already been asked, but what's the deal with the 1st person? At least compared to the others, being first wouldn't be that bad since whoever is first wouldn't have to eat shit right?
Old 05-08-10 | 10:18 PM
  #242  
dsa_shea's Avatar
Thread Starter
DVD Talk Legend
 
Joined: Jan 2005
Posts: 22,325
Received 363 Likes on 261 Posts
From: Tulsa, Oklahoma
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Originally Posted by whoopdido
Don't really want to look through the whole thread in case this question has already been asked, but what's the deal with the 1st person? At least compared to the others, being first wouldn't be that bad since whoever is first wouldn't have to eat shit right?
Nope, he is just the shitmaker. The rest are the takers.
Old 05-08-10 | 11:24 PM
  #243  
Troy Stiffler's Avatar
DVD Talk Hero
 
Joined: Nov 1999
Posts: 27,661
Received 623 Likes on 442 Posts
From: Under an I-10 Overpass
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Haha. Ebert's the man. He didn't have to review this, but did. He didn't give it any stars. But it was more of a "no star" rating than a "zero star" rating.

The review is at http://rogerebert.suntimes.com/apps/...IEWS/100509982
Old 05-08-10 | 11:29 PM
  #244  
LickTheABCs's Avatar
DVD Talk Platinum Edition
 
Joined: Sep 2008
Posts: 3,464
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
From: Viva BuyMoria!
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

I liked it but was still disappointed. I would have liked it more if they had shown anything. There's more blood and gore on an episode of Supernatural than there was here.

Every time something cool seemed like it was going to happen, it cut to another scene.
Old 05-08-10 | 11:44 PM
  #245  
DVD Talk Platinum Edition
 
Joined: Jun 2009
Posts: 3,275
Received 4 Likes on 4 Posts
From: NYC-ish
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Originally Posted by dsa_shea
Nope, he is just the shitmaker. The rest are the takers.
I believe that is dialogue in an alternate take from The Good The Bad and The Ugly

"There are two kinds of people in the world, the shit makers and the shit takers. You dig. And take."
Old 05-09-10 | 02:17 AM
  #246  
Josh-da-man's Avatar
DVD Talk Hero
 
Joined: Sep 2000
Posts: 49,638
Received 4,556 Likes on 2,996 Posts
From: The Bible Belt
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Originally Posted by toddly6666
It's gross, but it would be grosser if it was:
1. a dude shitting into the mouth of another dude
2. a woman shitting into the mouth of another dude.
3. an old woman, old man, obese person, or stinky bum shitting into the mouth of anyone.
You've put a lot of thought into this.
Old 05-09-10 | 06:01 AM
  #247  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
 
Joined: Oct 2002
Posts: 5,037
Likes: 0
Received 99 Likes on 73 Posts
From: Very far away..
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Originally Posted by toddly6666
It's gross, but it would be grosser if it was:
1. a dude shitting into the mouth of another dude
2. a woman shitting into the mouth of another dude.
3. an old woman, old man, obese person, or stinky bum shitting into the mouth of anyone.
Shit is shit dude. And it's always fucking disgusting.
Old 05-09-10 | 07:26 AM
  #248  
Giantrobo's Avatar
DVD Talk Godfather
 
Joined: Apr 1999
Posts: 65,317
Received 2,705 Likes on 1,603 Posts
From: Gateway Cities/Harbor Region
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Originally Posted by Gunde
Shit is shit dude. And it's always fucking disgusting.
It's a natural function of the human body
Old 05-09-10 | 08:08 AM
  #249  
DVD Talk Limited Edition
 
Joined: Jun 2004
Posts: 6,290
Likes: 0
Received 0 Likes on 0 Posts
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Originally Posted by Gunde
Shit is shit dude. And it's always fucking disgusting.
it's just the smell...once you get past the smell, it taste's great!
Old 05-09-10 | 09:55 AM
  #250  
DVD Talk Legend
 
Joined: Oct 2000
Posts: 24,496
Received 458 Likes on 350 Posts
From: Daytona Beach, FL
Re: Human Centipede (What?)

Good lord, amazing how many people around here are fascinated with the whole concept of eating shit. Is that all anyone really cares about with this movie? I've heard nothing is really shown, so I am sure you guys can find a website to better service your needs.


Archive - Advertising - Cookie Policy - Privacy Statement - Terms of Service -

Copyright © 2026 MH Sub I, LLC dba Internet Brands. All rights reserved. Use of this site indicates your consent to the Terms of Use.