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Old 03-22-12 | 12:42 AM
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I liked the trailer.
Old 03-22-12 | 02:40 AM
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This looks terrible, the very definition of arch. Yet again Burton has decided to put Depp in drag and generated a "kooky" story around him. What a waste of talent.
Old 03-22-12 | 09:32 AM
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I never watched the original show, but my wife was a fan. When she saw the trailer, she was very disappointed that they went the comedy route.

I have so little interest in it that I can barely finish th
Old 03-25-12 | 06:40 PM
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That trailer raped my childhood.

I was born in 1964, and watching Dark Shadows is one of my earliest memories. That show was my introduction to the horror genre and Vampire mythology. I knew who Barnabas was, long before I had ever even heard of Dracula.

My first 'monster' related toy was the Barnabas Collins model kit put out by MPC in 1969.

Very disappointed.
Old 03-25-12 | 07:00 PM
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The trailer seems hell bent on pulling out every cliche in the "fish out of water" arsenal to sell the plot. I'm suprised they didn't use the "record scratching to a halt" sound effect right in conjunction with the "this ACTUALLY takes place... in the 70's!" reveal.

And then the fact that the 70s are symbolized by tired cliches like Lava Lamps, Disco Balls and Perky funk music... it sure as hell isn't subtle.

The sitcom level of the acting: eyebrows arch, brows furrow, teenage eyeballs roll... and all as if to an invisible beat. Its like the Miley Cyrus school of acting where snarky faces are passed off as comedy.

Oh look! He doesnt know what a TV is! Or a Chevy! Because he's from 300 years ago...ugh.

HOWEVER... I am hoping that this trailer doesnt actually represent the movie, which, from all accounts Ive heard leading up to this, is really strange and uncatagorizeable. I hope that the studio is putting in all that awful T-Rex music to try and win over a middlebrow audience.

Time will tell
Old 03-25-12 | 07:06 PM
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I've sat through this trailer every time I've gone to the movies since it's debuted. I'm at the point of seeing it just because I feel I develop Stockholm Syndrome every time I have to sit through the awful two minutes.

... and Eva Green with a blonde hair and an American accent is hot.
Old 04-19-12 | 11:43 AM
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RIP Jonathan Frid -aka- the original Barnabus Collins. Wonder if seeing the new movie is what killed him

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Old 04-19-12 | 11:59 AM
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It sucks he's dead. But at least he made it all the way to 87.
Old 04-19-12 | 09:22 PM
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Re: Tim Burton developing "Dark Shadows"

Originally Posted by Double_Oh_7
RIP Jonathan Frid -aka- the original Barnabus Collins. Wonder if seeing the new movie is what killed him

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thought the same thing when I first heard this
Old 04-20-12 | 10:37 AM
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Originally Posted by RocShemp
It sucks he's dead. But at least he made it all the way to 87.
Yep, two vampires dead in one week.
Spoiler:
Yes, that was a shot at Dick Clark.
Old 05-09-12 | 09:06 AM
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The film is sitting at 43% on Rotten Tomatoes with 21 reviews in. Anyone planning to see this?
Old 05-09-12 | 09:18 AM
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Re: Tim Burton developing "Dark Shadows"

nope
Old 05-09-12 | 09:22 AM
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I thought this was a horror type show... why is there comedy in this?
Old 05-09-12 | 09:25 AM
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I have no interest in this, but my wife's a huge Burton fan and is always a good sport for films I want to see, so I'll likely be seeing it as a Sunday matinee. Hopefully low expectations make it somewhat enjoyable.
Old 05-09-12 | 09:26 AM
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I'll wait to maybe rent this. And that's only to see Jonathan Frid's cameo.

Originally Posted by raven56706
I thought this was a horror type show... why is there comedy in this?
Because apparently Depp and Burton have a different definition of the word "fan" than the rest of us.
Old 05-09-12 | 01:42 PM
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Re: Tim Burton developing "Dark Shadows"

Anne Thompson provides a review round-up on her blog:

http://blogs.indiewire.com/thompsono...eview-round-up

Doesn't look good.
Old 05-09-12 | 01:52 PM
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Edgar Wright only had good things to say about it on Twitter.
Old 05-09-12 | 02:00 PM
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It seems pretty evenly split.
Old 05-09-12 | 02:32 PM
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This has bomb written all over it.
Old 05-09-12 | 02:46 PM
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Was planning on going to the drive-in to see it, but its playing with The Lucky One. To much gay in a double feature for me.
Old 05-09-12 | 02:56 PM
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Re: Tim Burton developing "Dark Shadows"

Christy Lemire only gave it one and a half stars. She said it was visually appealing, but had no story. So, in other words, like most of what Tim Burton has done in the past 20 years or so.
Old 05-09-12 | 03:00 PM
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Re: Tim Burton developing "Dark Shadows"

soooo it'll make cash?
Old 05-09-12 | 09:46 PM
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Re: Tim Burton developing "Dark Shadows"

Man....everything after Sleepy Hollow has just been one progressively worse bomb after another. You'd think that Alice In Wonderland would be the type of thing that Burton would be perfect for...but then we all saw it.
Old 05-09-12 | 09:59 PM
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Re: Tim Burton developing "Dark Shadows"

This movie will make money. It seems to be geared more towards a female and tween audience. Not saying it will be some explosive it but it's not going to bomb.
Old 05-09-12 | 10:23 PM
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I hope The Avengers steamrolls right over it, no one sees it, and people stop giving Tim Burton money for being obscenely lazy.


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