Holy fucking shit on a biscuit...WTF.

I'm inclined to believe it; sometimes costume checks are with mock-ups and being around the time that Con Air came out, Cage would have had that long hair.

I will probably have nightmares tonight.

Holy crap! That's worse than the b&w picture I remember seeing (in which he had short hair and looked really dorky)!

I was going to put the picture here, but I think it's funnier to not do it. Because no matter how many bad comments you read and no matter how prepared you think you are to see it, it's worse than you thought it would be.

^ That is so true. It would be great to see different people's first reaction to seeing that pic.

I feel sick...


He looks more like Howard Stern's FARTMAN:

The sick, twisted part of me wants to make that Cage as Superman pic my new profile pic ... but Holy Fuck, that is terrible. It's like Cage was auditioning for a role as Bizarro in Superman: Dazed and Confused.

Link isnt good enough. I want to see it when I click this thread



Though is rocking some nice post-death Superman hair

No way that pic is real. Totally looks like a Photochop job to me.

Hilarious, though.

Photoshopped into oblivion.

COME ON, people, that's a damn action figure with a Photoshopped head. Hate to burst your fanboy bubble on this one, but

Whether it is or not...that head is hideous

While I agree, I imagine that it's probably close to what it looked like. The real thing may have been even worse. I went to college with a guy that ended up working at WB; he told someone I know that Burton laughed at Cage in the costume.

I'm curious about the B&W pic that RocShemp mentioned above. I remember hearing that Cage refused to do anything about his hairline for the movie, so I would think a photo of him in costume with short hair might be more legit.

The body is from an action figure.

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Also he wouldn't look like that if they were to cast him for Superman.

People fall for anything on the Internet these days. That is so obviously an action figure fake. (Not that the real Smith/Cage Superman would've been much better, tho...)

Damn. Thought this thread would've closed due to size by now!

The real deal...

That's Dean Cain's body with Nic Cage's head photoshopped on it. I know cos that's the Superman costume for the first season of Lois & Clark.

well that's a more obvious photoshop..that head has some way different lighting.

You might as well draw a stick figure and stick Cage's head on it and drop an S shield on the chest. At least it'd be a humorous attempt

I'd love to see a big-budget remake of the 50's episode "Panic in the Sky."

If memory serves, both the "Superboy"and "Lois and Clark" series remade this one (or did something extremely similar); so why not the movies, too?

http://www.supermanreturnsthebryansingercut.com/

People really want to see this? I love how they specify that the commentary should include Spanish subtitles. That way Mexican bootleggers can also learn why the film sucks so bad? I wouldn't buy it.

Yeps...for big Superman fans. I personally love Superman Returns, far from perfect but much better than Superman 3&4.

I would buy a Director's Cut, though I must admit Superman Returns is a bit too long as is.