I don't know if I remember major spoilers. I guess it does talk about a few plot points, but it seems to be early in the game. The review is funny though.

I'd say if you haven't been spoiled by anything, this will spoil some sequences.

Battlefield: Bad Company 2

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Final Fantasy XIII

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I'm kind of enjoying the game (15-20 hrs in) but it's not like anything he says is incorrect.

Think I'll skip this one. We already know his unreasonable hatred of JRPG's. So its kinda pointless.

He acknowledges that, and only reviews the first 5 hours of the game. Still funny to watch.

They're ALL pointless as reviews. If you're looking for his advice on what games to buy, chances are you don't purchase many games.

They are all a little repetitive but still funny.

Also, i don't know if i would call his hatred of JRPGs as unreasonable.

I know what you're going to say. "Yahtzee please take your dick out of my eye socket."

^ Followed by "prepare to have your mind blown again!"

This had me

Best line in awhile.

God of War III: The Revengening

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Wow, Yahtzee really didn't have his usual energy this week. Sick or tired?

He liked the game, so I guess there's not enough for him to get worked up over.

i love the FF XIII one. I played it for a day and haven't felt the need to play it anymore.

Really, really glad I cancelled that preorder. Might one day buy it for $20 used when it hits Greatest Hits status or something.

Red Steel 2
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I don't know where to put this, because web shows really don't fit in the tv section, and I did find this show because of this thread, but has anyone else been watching Doraleous and Associates on the escapist web site? I have tried many of their shows in the past, and none of them have even made me smile really. I find many web shows to be crap. Even ones that I liked lose steam real quick.

Doraleous and Associates on the other hand is a real gem. The first episode had me smiling, but now that I am 13 episodes in I love it. The characters are perfect, even their bad voices. The Walken joke early on was maybe the weakest part, but thankfully they don't use that to much. Besides the first episode most are 4-5 minutes long. Try it out, I highly recommend it.

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/vide...and-associates

Just Cause 2
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Silent Hill: Shattered Memories

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Couple of great lines in that one. A must watch.

Not bad. Though a bit of a dissapointment considerignthe way he savaged the last couple of Silent Hill games. And Just Cause 2. Seemed like he was really struggling with that one (understandable since its really a pretty good game).

Poor Yahtzee. Someone send this poor man a pos game with no redeeming qualities so he can get his groove back.