The Ultimate Seinfeld Quotes Thread...
10-14-01 | 08:01 PM
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The Ultimate Seinfeld Quotes Thread...
Jerry: "Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away!"
10-14-01 | 10:37 PM
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"GET OUT!" - Elaine to Jerry
"I WAS IN THE OCEAN!" - George
(To telemarketer on phone) - "I'm sorry, I'm a little tied up now. Give me your home number and I'll call you back later... Oh, you don't like being called at home? Well, now you know how I feel." - Jerry
"Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall a$$-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp." - George
Yeah, the long ones are from the imdb, but what the hey.
"I WAS IN THE OCEAN!" - George
(To telemarketer on phone) - "I'm sorry, I'm a little tied up now. Give me your home number and I'll call you back later... Oh, you don't like being called at home? Well, now you know how I feel." - Jerry
"Kramer goes to a fantasy camp? His whole life is a fantasy camp! People should plunk down $2000 to live like him for a week. Sleep, do nothing, fall a$$-backwards into money, mooch food off your neighbors and have sex without dating... THAT'S a fantasy camp." - George
Yeah, the long ones are from the imdb, but what the hey.
10-14-01 | 11:29 PM
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"Do you ever just get down on your knees and thank God that you know me and have access to my dementia?" George
"I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!" Kramer
"I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!" Kramer
10-15-01 | 10:23 AM
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"and you want to be my latex salesman."
"there's a another babka."
"if only the world would look to the cookie"
"You had sex in our bed"
"I come home and I see my son, treating his body like amusement park"
"there's a another babka."
"if only the world would look to the cookie"
"You had sex in our bed"
"I come home and I see my son, treating his body like amusement park"
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10-15-01 | 04:07 PM
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I had to post this one (from IMDB):
Kramer: The bus is outta control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus!
Jerry: Wow.
George: You're Batman!
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me! So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?!
Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell.
Kramer: The bus is outta control! So I grab him by the collar, I take him out of the seat, I get behind the wheel, and now I'm driving the bus!
Jerry: Wow.
George: You're Batman!
Kramer: Yeah, yeah, I am Batman. Then the mugger, he comes to and he starts choking me! So I'm fighting him off with one hand and I kept driving the bus with the other, ya know. Then I managed to open up the door and I kicked him out the door, ya know, with my foot, ya know, at the next stop.
Jerry: You kept making all the stops?!
Kramer: Well, people kept ringing the bell.
10-15-01 | 04:12 PM
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George (on how to beat a lie detector): It's not a lie if you believe it's true.
George: She tried to use the "it's not you, it's me" excuse. I invented "it's not you, it's me"!
George: She tried to use the "it's not you, it's me" excuse. I invented "it's not you, it's me"!