The Ultimate Seinfeld Quotes Thread...
10-19-01 | 11:50 AM
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From: St Louis, MO
*sings*
"Believe it or not, George isn't at home..
Please leave a message at the beep..
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone..
Where could I be..???
Believe it or not, I'm not home!"
*beep*
"Believe it or not, George isn't at home..
Please leave a message at the beep..
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone..
Where could I be..???
Believe it or not, I'm not home!"
*beep*
10-19-01 | 03:26 PM
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Kramer: We saw Jane topless...
George: Oh yes, the Penske files...love that Penske.
George: Oh no, I'm sorry the card says "Moops".
George: George is getting angry.
Jerry: I'm not driving him to the airport !
Frank: Jerry, this is Frank Costanza, Mr Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back.
George: Oh yes, the Penske files...love that Penske.
George: Oh no, I'm sorry the card says "Moops".
George: George is getting angry.
Jerry: I'm not driving him to the airport !
Frank: Jerry, this is Frank Costanza, Mr Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back.
10-20-01 | 10:13 AM
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From: Central Vermont
You disappoint me my friend.
- my wife's in a coma
Originally posted by RoyalTea
- hey, george. the ocean called. they're running out of shrimp.
- oh, yeah. the jerk store called. they're running out of you!
- what difference does it make? you're their number one seller.
- well, i slept with your wife!
- hey, george. the ocean called. they're running out of shrimp.
- oh, yeah. the jerk store called. they're running out of you!
- what difference does it make? you're their number one seller.
- well, i slept with your wife!
