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Old 10-18-01, 05:51 PM
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cosmo : They gave me gonorrhea.

george : Who! The government!?!
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So you think you're sponge-worthy?
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Kramer: Smell that.
Jerry: Yeah, so?
Kramer: Smells like the beach!
Old 10-19-01, 11:50 AM
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*sings*

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home..
Please leave a message at the beep..
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone..
Where could I be..???
Believe it or not, I'm not home!"

*beep*
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Mulva?!
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"Pulp couldn't make it across the table." (see signature) . . .
Old 10-19-01, 12:51 PM
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"That.... is one magic loogie."
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"Everyone at the office is calling me Nip!" Elaine
Old 10-19-01, 03:26 PM
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Kramer: We saw Jane topless...

George: Oh yes, the Penske files...love that Penske.

George: Oh no, I'm sorry the card says "Moops".

George: George is getting angry.

Jerry: I'm not driving him to the airport !

Frank: Jerry, this is Frank Costanza, Mr Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back.
Old 10-20-01, 10:13 AM
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You disappoint me my friend.



Originally posted by RoyalTea
- hey, george. the ocean called. they're running out of shrimp.

- oh, yeah. the jerk store called. they're running out of you!

- what difference does it make? you're their number one seller.

- well, i slept with your wife!
- my wife's in a coma
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-That's not gonna be good for business.

-That's not gonna be good for anybody.
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so, what's the deal with cancer?
Old 11-06-01, 02:17 AM
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George, talking to Jerry about his insecurities about going "downstairs" with his new girlfriend:

"I got the tap."
Old 11-06-01, 08:27 AM
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I can feel Kramer's blood inside me, borrowing things from my blood.
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It's time for the feats of strength!!
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You think you're better than me!?

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