lmao.

Watch out! That acid reflux could burn!

My younger sister just tried blaming her shitty voice on the technical problems. Needless to say, i tried to convince her otherwise, only to be hit with an outstanding retort...

"They even said it on Entertainment Tonight, it's a fact."

I guess when her earplug stops working, so do her vocal cords...

But TV would never lie.

If you think having Ashlee showved down your throat is bad, I've seen Jamie Lynn Spears on the cover of two magazines in the last week.

AND...she was on Letterman

You are obviously a fan, there can be no other excuse for your comment.

And you're wrong, dead wrong. Ashlee Simpson is terrible, absolutely horrendous to listen to and I can now say a whole stadium of football fans would agree with me.

i got the vid from here but i dont have the codecs for it. can anyone tell me where to get them or which ones i need so i can find them myself? thanks

ethan

Just go here and download the mpeg:

http://ebaumsworld.com/ashleesimpsonboo.html

boy that shit is fuckin funny, but anyone have the full performance?

Why would you want to subject yourself to that?

i want better proof that she was off key the entire performance (and i know people who would get a kick out of that.

I'd like to see it. You, know. For research.

This was by far the worst performance of a song at a sporting event next to Roseanne singing the national anthem.

At least Roseanne sucked on purpose. Ashlee thinks she can actually sing.

That Mtv show about her showed her writing all of her songs... a few with collaboration. Do you think it'll come out that she didn't write any of it? They sound too professional for some kid.

There is a bigger question that begs to be asked.

Who cares?

Actually I think Roseanne thought she could sing too.

Crappy pop artists tend to say they write their own songs, when all they are doing is adding lyrics to vocal melodies that are already written for them.

At least Jamie Lynn Spears is a cute, sweet little girl (at least for now. She don't have great promise in her genes though). Ashley Simpson is an unattrative skank.

IIRC, wasn't Skank the name of the sock puppet character from the Ben Stiller Show? If so, that comparison is rather cruel and unfair...












to Skank.

I was thinking the same thing. (surprising post from someone named 'verbal gorilla,' by the way)


"People Magazine says 'He's like Lambchop with an attitude." "Shut your stinkin' trap!"

I'm embarrassed to say this, but... I happen to be aware that the whole "performance" is available on www.ashleesimpson.net. (a "fans" site, not the "official" site) Scroll down to January 5th in that chronological central column of the page.


Or try this link.

So was her big sis, but look at what a few years of heavy drinking, chain smoking and bad karma did to her.

My favorite description of Ashlee Simpson is from the MadTV sketch linked to above: She's a Florida ditch pig.

I don't know exactly what a Florida ditch pig is, but I'm sure it's a perfect comparison.

I love how her lyrics try to paint her as having a complex psyche. These "Pieces of Me". Like you can't grasp how deep I am. I'm sorry but spoiled 15 year old girls don't have layers of complexity. You're a blank slate no matter how deep you try to make yourself out.