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Dude...I loved that 1st video you put up. I loved seeing Blue Demon and El Santo in a movie together. *sigh* I love Lucha Libre....
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Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 10150031)
Dude...I loved that 1st video you put up. I loved seeing Blue Demon and El Santo in a movie together. *sigh* I love Lucha Libre....
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MR. MAJESTYK (1974) was the closest thing to "Mexploitation" I saw in the 1970s. Charles Bronson plays a melon grower who goes up against bad white competitors. Bronson doesn't play Mexican (although he easily could have), but his workers are all Mexican and the two main ones are played by Linda Cristal and Alejandro Rey (both Argentines). It was based on an Elmore Leonard novel.
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Originally Posted by sauce07
(Post 10149987)
RR should rename the movie There Will Be White Blood.
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Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 10148944)
Yet it's been reproduced in a tasteful form of humor sense that time.
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Originally Posted by Tarantino
(Post 10149680)
lamphorn is the new wmlopez.
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....that'd be wmlopez.........
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Oh dear lord...:lol:
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Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC
(Post 10150861)
....that'd be wmlopez.........
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Originally Posted by lamphorn
(Post 10151066)
What characteristics does this person possess?
http://twitter.com/wm_lopez |
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Originally Posted by lamphorn
(Post 10151066)
What characteristics does this person possess?
There's a compliment in there somewhere. |
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Originally Posted by troystiffler
(Post 10151180)
I appreciate him for the same reasons I appreciate Uwe Boll.
There's a compliment in there somewhere. |
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oh jesus...just read the crap he puts on twitter. He's for real isn't he? I just thought..he was like that here but.....no..it's everywhere.
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I'm pretty sure he's not the one putting it on Twitter. They're just repurposed posts from here. Whoever is updating it needs to get back to work.
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his twitter or not...he quotes are real. Jeez...I get bits and pieces of him here but...all together...it hurts the mind.
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Originally Posted by wm_lopz twitter
(Post 10151390)
Women make bad decisions when it comes to men even when the guy has it written all over him. Us guys can spot Mr. wrong, but women can't.
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Originally Posted by lamphorn
(Post 10148796)
But, to a certain extent I agree with his sentiment and will not be seeing this movie. As a child of hispanic immigrants who were welcomed to this country and found a far better life, I found the shit spewed in the trailer to be completely despicable. This is one hispanic who wants nothing to do with that "border crossed us" bullshit. If I didn't know better, I'd think this movie was made by the klan to turn people against Mexicans.
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Originally Posted by Gunde
(Post 10151587)
This one is actually very true.
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I'd still like to hear Solid Snake PAC's examples of tasteful blackface.
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Originally Posted by William Fuld
(Post 10153958)
I'd still like to hear Solid Snake PAC's examples of tasteful blackface.
A Mighty Heart Fred Armisen playing Obama and Maya Rudolph playing Michelle (Oops, forgot to put in the "sarcasm" emoticon.) |
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Originally Posted by Ash Ketchum
(Post 10153967)
Tropic Thunder
A Mighty Heart Fred Armisen playing Obama and Maya Rudolph playing Michelle (Oops, forgot to put in the "sarcasm" emoticon.) Gene Wilder in Silver Streak |
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I laughed my ass off when I saw Robert DeNiro and Steven Segal holey shit!
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The movie has everything AND a masked mexican wrestler! :rock2:
Also, even though I'm sure I'm alone in this, Michelle Rodriguez looks hot as hell in that trailer! :drool: (Funny how much has changed since The Fast And The Furious when I couldn't stand the sight of her. :lol:) |
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Originally Posted by Sonic
(Post 10255598)
I laughed my ass off when I saw Robert DeNiro and Steven Segal holey shit!
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This movie will be instant awesomness. I cannot wait. :lol:
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Originally Posted by RocShemp
(Post 10255689)
Also, even though I'm sure I'm alone in this, Michelle Rodriguez looks hot as hell in that trailer! :drool: (Funny how much has changed since The Fast And The Furious when I couldn't stand the sight of her. :lol:)
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Originally Posted by RocShemp
(Post 10255689)
(Funny how much has changed since The Fast And The Furious when I couldn't stand the sight of her. :lol:)
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Originally Posted by valkyrie
(Post 10255781)
Um..no, you're not. She's gorgeous. But so is Jessica Alba. Two reasons to check this one out. (They almost make up for the fact that Lindsey Lohan is in it).
Originally Posted by Sonic
(Post 10255787)
You know I said the same thing. She is looking pretty hot in Machete.
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Originally Posted by Rival11
(Post 10255597)
Awesome trailer - thanks for posting the link.
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Well Hot damn...
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Originally Posted by Suprmallet
(Post 10255874)
See, I thought this trailer was dreadful. What was with all that stupid blur? I'm sure the movie will kick all kinds of ass, but that trailer should never have seen the light of day. It's a problem when the new trailer for your movie isn't as good as the fake trailer the movie itself is based on.
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Also I'm glad to see RR's nieces in this thing, previously known as the The Babysitter twins in Grindhouse....fucking hot.
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I thought Robert Rodriguez was the sole director on this one but now I see that he shares that duty with Ethan Maniquis. Is this because they recycled footage from the Grindhouse trailer? Did RR shoot the old footage but EM shot all the new footage? :hscratch:
Here's the website, by the way: http://www.vivamachete.com/ |
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New Trailer SUCKS!!! They are totally ignoring it's Grindhouse roots and making it look like a shitty DTV action flick. I will still go see it but I was really hoping for Grindhouse 2 not Under Seige 3: Mexican Bloodbath
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yeah, i saw it in front of Predators. I didn't like that it plays very seriously, instead of the farce/mexploitation it is. if they keep it like this for when the movie comes out, there will be some very confused people, as i know there will people that don't realize that its not supposed to be taken seriously
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Seriously? Really? I dunno, I found it funny myself. Everyone I've shown it to has laughed as well. The masked mexican wrestler is just one of many big clues that this is a farce.
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Originally Posted by RocShemp
(Post 10255940)
Seriously? Really? I dunno, I found it funny myself. Everyone I've shown it to has laughed as well. The masked mexican wrestler is just one of many big clues that this is a farce.
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Originally Posted by Rypro 525
(Post 10255944)
in my theater, it kind of played to silence (even the big reveal of Cheech the Priest opening up his vest didnt get any reaction
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