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If they can get all 12 people who saw Grindhouse to show up for Machette it could be killer. Why hasn't this movie been made yet?

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....it is...made...*cough*

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Sept 3rd, 2010. Machete will be unleashed.

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And Sept. 3rd, I will be in theaters seeing it.

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I know what I'm doing on my birthday now

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Seconded.

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This and Expendables coming out withing 3 weeks of each other. Time for everyone to man up.

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Love the timing. A day laborer getting revenge on Labor Day weekend.

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for the sake of awesome, someone put that pic of Randy Marsh..you know...THAT PIC....

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low res but..yes...that's what I thought of.

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"illegal" trailer up: http://www.aintitcool.com/node/44943

can't figure out how to embed it.

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Looks bad ass! I haven't been following the casting so seeing De Niro and Seagal was a sweet surprise.

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Looks cool as hell. I'll definitely see it.

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I think Lohan and Alba are an even nicer surprise. :drool:

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OMG. 2 of the best knife fighters together. Seagal vs Trejo = jizz

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Fuck yeah!

I'm soo there.

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That looks like a kick ass time at the movies.

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I don't think Lohan has been :drool: worthy in quite some time :)

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Bad. ASS.

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They should not release this so close to EXPENDABLES. Please give us time to recover first.

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Enjoy.

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That's fucking awesome.

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Looks fucking spectacular. SEAGAL!!!

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That trailer had literally everything. It's Marshariffic.

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Trailer made my day.


Scratch that. My life.

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"And Introducing.... Don Johnson"

LOL

Can't wait for this.

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This Don Johnson kid is goin' places. Mark my words.

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screw that.

This has drive-in double feature written all over it.

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I hadn't even heard of this until today. I'm so completely in that Machete may already be pregnant!

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Looks great, everybody is hamming it up.

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Can't wait. I actually marked out like a little girl when seeing the MAN Steven Segal welding his sword. Also, has Lohan ever been that hot?

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"We didn't cross the border! The border crossed us!"

This movie will be so money.

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Wait, the whole thing is a political message in favor of illegal immigration? I'm out. Rodriguez's "grindhouse" schtick is getting old anyway. At least Tarantino moved on.

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I am so waiting for this. Me and my wife will be watching this for our anniversary :D

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Can.Not.Wait!!!

Saw Grindhouse opening weekend (and I never go to the theater anymore) and I will see this opening weekend!

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1.) Rodriguez never understood how to make a "grindhouse" movie; Planet Terror was a parody, if anything.

2.) Machete is intended to be Mexploitation; so exploiting illegal immigration as a Mexican issue is equivalent to Blacksploitation often exploiting pimps as heroes. However, as fun as this movie looks, it appears to be straying into pure parody territory.

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OMG...I just fucking squealed like a bitch.

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How come nobody's mentioning Michelle Rodriguez?

:o