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-   -   Machete (https://forum.dvdtalk.com/movie-talk/548720-machete.html)

The Infidel 09-02-10 10:16 AM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by riotinmyskull (Post 10309574)
^ crazy babysitter twins :drool:
Originally Posted by Lemmy (Post 10309856)
:up:
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC (Post 10309966)
I always find it funny that they're Rodriguez's nieces too. They were also in Deathproof btw. In the bar..with their shortass skirts....love it.
Originally Posted by inri222 (Post 10310197)
Originally Posted by RocShemp (Post 10310272)
I really like the one to the right. But who am I kidding? They're both hot!
Yes. Yes, they are.

Probably NSFW:

RocShemp 09-02-10 12:33 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by The Infidel (Post 10351865)
Yes. Yes, they are.

Probably NSFW:
That's also the first pic that popped up when I googled them. :D

Meglos 09-02-10 02:01 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by The Infidel (Post 10351865)
Yes. Yes, they are.

Probably NSFW:
Hot damn!

OldBoy 09-02-10 02:20 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by inri222 (Post 10310197)
i question people's definition of hot around here. they both look like they have a slight moustache and need electrolysis to take care of. sure the NSFW pic is sexy, but they sure aren't.

RocShemp 09-02-10 02:45 PM
Re: Machete
 
Kill You Too - Restricted Clip [HD]

Sunday School - Restricted Clip [HD]

Shoot The Pecker - Restricted Clip [HD]

PopcornBandit 09-02-10 03:18 PM
Re: Machete
 
I really have to stop watching these clips because I feel they are ruining the movie for me.

Meglos 09-02-10 03:26 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by scott1598 (Post 10352266)
i question people's definition of hot around here. they both look like they have a slight moustache and need electrolysis to take care of. sure the NSFW pic is sexy, but they sure aren't.
I question your question.

OldBoy 09-02-10 03:43 PM
Re: Machete
 
Roc is to Machete what Soild Snake is to The Expendables.

RocShemp 09-02-10 03:54 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by scott1598 (Post 10352405)
Roc is to Machete what Soild Snake is to The Expendables.
Except I don't go around raping people and I'm not gonna break into Danny Trejo's house. :p

OldBoy 09-02-10 04:03 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by RocShemp (Post 10352433)
Except I don't go around raping people and I'm not gonna break into Danny Trejo's house. :p
perhaps after you see the movie.

OldBoy 09-02-10 04:04 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by Meglos (Post 10352356)
I question your question.
i guess if average looking, underage girls are your thing then :shrug:

Meglos 09-02-10 04:13 PM
Re: Machete
 
You've figured me out, good sir!

tylergfoster 09-02-10 04:26 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by scott1598 (Post 10352456)
i guess if average looking, underage girls are your thing then :shrug:
this post is full of dirty lies

Before everyone else gets it wrong I should point out that Lindsay Lohan does not get naked in this movie.

RocShemp 09-02-10 05:10 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by droidguy1119 (Post 10352502)
Before everyone else gets it wrong I should point out that Lindsay Lohan does not get naked in this movie.
:sad:

Solid Snake 09-02-10 05:11 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by RocShemp (Post 10352433)
Except I don't go around raping people and I'm not gonna break into Danny Trejo's house. :p
you say that like it's a bad thing.

Rypro 525 09-02-10 06:15 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by droidguy1119 (Post 10352502)
this post is full of dirty lies

Before everyone else gets it wrong I should point out that Lindsay Lohan does not get naked in this movie.
damn. any of the "stars"?

Matthew Chmiel 09-02-10 07:42 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by Rypro 525 (Post 10352673)
damn. any of the "stars"?
I could give two shits if Jessica Alba or Michelle Rodriguez took their clothes off.

Now the Crazy Babysitter Twins? :banana:

RocShemp 09-02-10 07:45 PM
Re: Machete
 
But I wanna see Michelle Rodriguez naked too. :sad:

The Infidel 09-02-10 08:12 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by scott1598 (Post 10352456)
i guess if average looking, underage girls are your thing then :shrug:
They were born in 1986.

That said, here's more :)

Also probably NSFW:

tylergfoster 09-02-10 09:03 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by Rypro 525 (Post 10352673)
damn. any of the "stars"?
Nope.

Lindsay's scene is faked, they use the footage from the original fake trailer and pick shots where the actress' face is covering her hair. In all other shots she's covered in some way. There's a lot of very convincing optical illusions, but no nudity.

While I sound like I was studying every shot, it's just that I recognized the re-use of the shot from the original, and then thought that was kind of a funny cop-out. If this was back when Lindsay Lohan was actually attractive, I might've been more interested.

RocShemp 09-02-10 09:17 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by The Infidel (Post 10352832)
They were born in 1986.

That said, here's more :)

Also probably NSFW:
Why were there no babysitters like that when I was a kid? -other-

Mondo Kane 09-02-10 09:35 PM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by scott1598 (Post 10352266)
i question people's definition of hot around here. they both look like they have a slight moustache and need electrolysis to take care of. sure the NSFW pic is sexy, but they sure aren't.
+1

They always looked like Fred Flintstone to me.

Tarantino 09-03-10 04:30 AM
Re: Machete
 
Saw the midnight showing here in Cali. As promised, it was pure bad-assery.

One thing though...
Spoiler:
Savini's character was never dealt with. I was waiting for a showdown.
.

Hank1215 09-03-10 04:51 AM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by Tarantino (Post 10353286)
Saw the midnight showing here in Cali. As promised, it was pure bad-assery.

One thing though...
Spoiler:
Savini's character was never dealt with. I was waiting for a showdown.
.
Spoiler:
That's true, in the trailer you see Savini aiming with his rifle, then a big machete comes up behind to lay on his shoulder.


Also, it is apparent that a body double is used for Lohan for a most of her naked scenes, but in the church scene when she wakes up her hair is covering her breasts, but when she gets up to walk across the room you see most of her left breast and nipple. Not that I was looking.

tylergfoster 09-03-10 08:10 AM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by Tarantino (Post 10353286)
Saw the midnight showing here in Cali. As promised, it was pure bad-assery.

One thing though...
Spoiler:
Savini's character was never dealt with. I was waiting for a showdown.
.
There is a review thread for this movie FYI, although it's being ignored at the moment.

Anyway, Rodriguez said they shot but ended up cutting several character deaths so those characters could come back in sequels.

RocShemp 09-03-10 08:32 PM
Re: Machete
 
<embed src="http://vimeo.com/moogaloop.swf?clip_id=14682001&amp;server=vimeo.com&amp;show_title=1&amp;show_byline=1&amp;show_port rait=1&amp;color=&amp;fullscreen=1&amp;autoplay=0&amp;loop=0" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowfullscreen="true" allowscriptaccess="always" width="400" height="225"></embed>

Solid Snake 09-03-10 11:19 PM
Re: Machete
 
Ah hell yeah!

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2WU9TRkml04?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2WU9TRkml04?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>

islandclaws 09-04-10 10:33 AM
Re: Machete
 
I'm sure that works all the time...

Solid Snake 09-04-10 10:11 PM
Re: Machete
 
well...it's the mariachi yell I was going for. I'd no idea it was a mating call. That's a mariachi grito (yell)...not a mating call...

RocShemp 09-06-10 03:19 AM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC (Post 10354626)
Ah hell yeah!

<object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/2WU9TRkml04?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/2WU9TRkml04?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
Originally Posted by KillerCannibal (Post 10354919)
I'm sure that works all the time...
Originally Posted by Solid Snake PAC (Post 10355633)
well...it's the mariachi yell I was going for. I'd no idea it was a mating call. That's a mariachi grito (yell)...not a mating call...
Well it's officially known as Snake's mating call. It's followed by this theme music:

<object width="640" height="505"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/ptYX5cAcO0k?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;hd=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/ptYX5cAcO0k?fs=1&amp;hl=en_US&amp;hd=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="640" height="505"></embed></object>

Yes, nothing good is happening to those virgins. Just ask Blu Man when he gets back from the hospital (again).

riotinmyskull 12-03-10 07:31 AM
Re: Machete
 
Originally Posted by slashfilm.com
First up, Machete star Danny Trejo has told Bloody Disgusting that Robert Rodriguez tells him the script for Machete Kills is done. Don’t believe me? It’s right here: “I asked him when he was going to write it and he says it’s written, so we can get started pretty quick.”

Tom Creo 12-04-10 12:15 AM
Re: Machete
 
Hurry before Trejo starts looking like Abe Vigoda.

Solid Snake 12-04-10 12:20 AM
Re: Machete
 
Abe Vigoda has looked the same since Godfather. I thought he was dead till that Snickers commercial. Trejo could beat the shit out of him.

Tom Creo 12-04-10 01:43 AM
Re: Machete
 
Put a black wig, a mustache, a flannel, and a Dickies jacket on Abe and you pretty much have Machete.

gmanca 12-04-10 03:39 AM
Re: Machete
 
http://i55.tinypic.com/20fryap.jpg

Mondo Kane 12-04-10 03:51 AM
Re: Machete
 
^Inigo Montoya!


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