The major problem in this film is that they take away the mystery behind Myers. He's just some off kid who likes to kill animals and eventually moves up to "kill anything but his baby sister" mode. It's rather stupid. The film opens up with true Rob Zombie fashion and the dialogue is awful. I mean, really really awful. We meet the dysfunctional myers family in all their glory. Moon played Myers mom in only a way that lacked any emotion and replaced it with crazed up bitch while she entertained having a worthless deadbeat new husband. You have the typical sexed up sister who gets hit on by deadbeat new husband and you see how Myers grew up with a stupid clown mask hiding his terrible anti-social behavior of killing small animals and taking Polaroids of. This introduces Malcolm McDowell as Dr. Loomis who warns of little mikey's future problems a good two minutes before Michael kills his first person. A school bully who went one step too far in picking on Myers. This death goes unnoticed and forgotten though as it's Halloween and Myers now jumps to killing deadbeat step dad, his sisters boy toy (who, by chance introduces the Myers Mask during sex) Myers eventually works his way up to were his sister is sleeping and finds the mask, puts it on and takes a stab at his sis. We're shown how much he loves his younger sister "boo" as we will call her and how he's waiting outside with boo in hand for his mother to arrive back from working at a strip club. Thanks Rob, as if we haven't seen Moon naked or stripping for us enough.

So that's how it starts out, the madness. Dr. Loomis becomes the caretaker of Myers as he grows up in "the system" as we find out that Myers is an entirely different person without the mask on as he is with them on. He doesn't remember anything bad he did while he is hiding behind some mask and as he grows older his jail cell fills with paper made mask. It's like the WWE called and demanded they put Kane into this film.

So after about 15 years of this (or so the black screen with white text would tell us) go by we see Myers grow to be the size of a house. Dr. Loomis eventually gives up on Myers and retires writing a book about his findings. For some odd reason, after 15 years of staying in the same cell an order comes down to move the big lug. Oh the escape in this shot is just so bad. The only real saving grace.. well, infact, it wasn't much of a saving grace was Danny Trejo's cameo in the film as one of the prison workers who grows to take care of Myers over the years. Don't worry, Myers does his big ol' actions and kills him without mercy last before he escapes.

So now he kills a lot of people for shits and giggles and goes back to find his old original Myers rubber mask, which I'm sure that after 15 years of being hidden in the crawl space of a broke down house would be just as good as new! We're finally introduced to the adult Laurie who you can tell from a mile away is Boo. Zombie really screwed the pooch here because Laurie's character development is used by Zombie as much as I use spell check. She was a flat character who was basiclly the good one of her group of slutty friends. I'm already bored talking about this but let's just say the movie was pretty bad. Oh yeah, Dr. Loomis eventually tries to stop Myers by warning the town shierff after the escape. I can only imagine you have some idea what happens in the resolution of that.

Myers is not made the unstoppable monster we knew of him before and really, it's a shame. Because of the whole idea of making him human by character flaws you pretty much raise an eyebrow when he takes a couple of shots and stands up or takes a knife to the shoulder blade and keeps walking.