These one liners usually really annoy me, but sometimes they're really funny.
A week ago my wife and me went to see The Strangers. So this girls knocks on the door and when the main characters open up she asks: "Is Tamara home?"
Then we're half through the movie, my wife is scared stiff, I'm regretting I brought her here and praying for some single funny scene or something that would cheer her up a little. And then this girl in the mask appears on screen, and a guy from the audience (the audience that didn't make a single sound throughout the whole movie) says out loud: "That must be Tamara". All started laughing, and tension was broken. I have to mention Tamara is a very common name in Russia, and it was kinda strange to hear it in a foreign movie.

Maybe not funny, but in Passion of the Christ, during the cross-nailing scene, some gal behind me stood up and started speaking in tongues. Very weird, and I didn't make eye contact.

A buddy and I usually make snide comments to each other during movies, if they're bad, but not loud enough for others to hear. Pretty damn funny stuff usually, too. Last one I recall is Speed Racer, and when he wins the championship, (whoops, spoiler alert, oh well, the movie sucked balls anyway) they start drinking championship milk from a glass bottle and the reactions to the 'honor' of gulping it down are so atrocious that I said, "What the fuck?" Then, Susan Sarandon came up and looked lovingly at Speed and I said, in my best girl voice, "The milk came from me." My buddy started laughing and then John Goodman came on screen, with his man-tits more obvious than usual. He put his hand on Speed's shoulder and my buddy said in a deep voice, "AND me!" I cracked my ass off at that.

Again, not a funny saying, but in Team America, when the America Fuck Yeah song came on, I started laughing, but nothing too severe. When they hit the line, "So lick my butt and suck on my balls," it was so unexpected and it came out of nowhere. I thought it was brilliantly hilarious and I was laughing so hard I could not stop. For, like, five minutes straight. It hurt like hell, but my mind kept replaying that line and I just kept laughing, even when the song had been over for like three minutes. My buddy looked at me like I was defective, but I couldn't help it. People around me started to get peeved, too, I'm sure, but fuck 'em. Probably one of the top 3 fits of laughter in my life.

and yeah, that movie was a piece of shit.

what's funny is that the winner drinking milk after a race is a tradition at the Indy 500. so not really wtf-worthy, sorry to break that to you.

Regular people don't watch that trash.

doesn't make it any less true though. it's funny how that works.

When I saw "Batman Begins" on IMAX, there was a Pepsi One commercial before it, that ended with "ONEIFY" being displayed on the gigantic screen all by itself. I jokingly read it pretty loudly pronounced "O'Neefy" like an Irish name, and everyone within earshot started cracking up. It wasn't even all that funny in retrospect, but at the time it was hilarious.

The wife and I like to see who can insert the following one-liners in movies first, but whispered so nobody else can hear:

"Kiss me" during moments of uncomfortable eye contact between guys.

"Zip!" (meaning a zipper unzipping) after any time a guy says something along the lines of "I'm got something amazing to show you".

While the lines may have long since lost any trace of humor, we still bust up over the rush to get it out first.

While watching Tomb Raider, with some friends, we noticed some other people we knew, who sat near the front.

Anyway, when the first shower scene happens, the camera pans down from the shower head to Angelina Jolie. Some audience members cheer.

Later in the film, the same shot is set up, and as the camera pans down, people start cheering again, but then it's revealed to be a dude. People boo, and one of our friends sitting up at the front yells out "Refund!"

These are the only funny ones, in retrospect.

Crouching Tiger, Hidden Dragon ... during the scene where Chow Yun-Fat is smacking Zhang Ziyi around with just a bamboo stick during a sword fight, this black dude started yelling "Ooo! Yeah! That's right, smack that ass!"

Batman : Mask Of The Phantasm ... Someone let their kid run up and down the aisle. After about 5 minutes of this, he ends up tripping during a dark scene and you just hear this "Oof!" and the audience laughs. This makes him go sit down. Then 2 minutes later he yells out : "It's not funny!" which someone replied "Yes it was" and that was that.

Kids these days.

Just remembered another one:

At the 10 PM showing of Snakes on a Plane the night before, a guy came in a full body suit with the makeup of an airline drawn on it (and snakes) and proceeded to "fly" up the stadium seating stairs.

You know what would be funny? If all the people in this thread who yelled out "jokes" at the screen during the movie were in the theater at the same time and the roof collapsed. That would be funny.

That's not a one-liner.

Again, referring to the fucked-up reactions to drinking it, not the milk itself.

this is what led me to believe you were unaware of this practice.

That was just the part where I actually kept on-topic with the thread and had a conversation during a movie which I found funny.

That's awesome

Man, great thread...I have actually had a few that I did or were involved in over the years:

Shallow Hal - Went with a few friends because we were high and as luck would have it a few "large" woman sat in front of us to which I yelled, "No matter what this movie says, no fat chicks!" Had to be carried out for that one.

Troy - Another god awful movie I had to sit through, this time sober. Brad Pitt is naked on screen and I leaned over and said, "I love you Spartacus".

Trailer for Star Wars - I forget which movie had it, but there was a row of kiddies in front that were enamored with it, it which I yelled "Star Trek...may Piccard is way better than Kirk". The kids yelled back, "It is Star Wars!" My friend then yelled back, "Shut up you abortions that lived!"

No Country for Old Men - I went on my birthday (11/21/07), which was in the middle of the week assuming no one would go to an 11:00 AM screening. How wrong I was. Got through the trailers and some dude was talking on his phone and I got up and said, "There will be blood!" To which another patron replied to me, "That was the trailer, this is No Country for Old Men"...cracked me up.

The Scorpion King - Yet another POS I got dragged to. And this one was soooo bad, two friends and I started doing a Simpsons episode mid way through to entertain ourselves. Someone in the balcony heard us and said, "Your cream corn tastes like cream crap." Turns out it was another friend of ours who knew we where there but had no idea where were sitting.

WARNING: This one is a little bit offensive, but not too much
Freddy Vs. Jason - This one was bad, but in the way where it might be good one day. Anyways, there is a sequence where Jason folds some girl (or guy I don't recall) in a bed up like an accordion, which freaked out three Mexican guys in front of me and a few friends. They were grabbing each other all scared and started grabbing each other. My one friend got up and yelled, "Oh shite Jose, it's the federallies. And they have Taco Bell uniforms for us!" We are cracking up and one of these guys freaked and bolted out the door. To which we started cracking up even more. Half the theater cleared out when this happened and they demanded we be removed. Well only problem is, the manager, a high school buddy, is never going to throw us out. He tells them that they are sons of the owner and there is nothing he can do. One woman says to him, "But they look nothing alike, you are lying". My friend yells out, "Our father loved whores." Again we crack up.

the real question is why do you pay to see some really bad movies?

Believe it or not I only paid for one, No Country for Old Men. All the others I got in for free, because my buddy ran the theater in Morristown.

your sins are forgiven

Yeah although I did buy the DVD's in hope of a Rifftrax or two.

And the reminded me of another one....

How High - Ironically, I was not high when I saw this one, but I probably should have. About mid way through (or was it the end?) there is a sequence where Red & Meth discover this old cannon is a bong or something like that. Lark Voorhies says something to one of them and there is a near kiss (or something like that) to which a friend and I proclaimed (and you have to know Saved by The Bell to get this), "Where is Screech and his giant mushrooms?" Some dude in the audience jumped up with a baggie and said, "Right here!" That was fucking classic.

Wow, hilarious stuff. Which birthday was that? Your 10th?

Comedy's hard, isn't it folks