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Old 06-07-09 | 12:29 AM
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This probably won't translate well, but during American Pie a male character turns to a female character and says "How should we do it?" From one side of the theatre a guy yells out "DOGGIE STYLE!" to a few laughes, then from the other side a guy yells "MISSIONARY!" then two rows in front of me a girl screeches out "ANAL!" Her boyfriend, aghast, turned to her and screamed "WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?!??" The whole theatre cracked up...
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Re: Funny one liners from the audience?

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This probably won't translate well, but during American Pie a male character turns to a female character and says "How should we do it?" From one side of the theatre a guy yells out "DOGGIE STYLE!" to a few laughes, then from the other side a guy yells "MISSIONARY!" then two rows in front of me a girl screeches out "ANAL!" Her boyfriend, aghast, turned to her and screamed "WHAT THE HELL'S WRONG WITH YOU?!??" The whole theatre cracked up...
And no one thought to ask what was wrong with the boyfriend?
Old 06-07-09 | 12:49 AM
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Lol!
Old 08-30-09 | 11:12 AM
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Not as much of a one-liner as it is just a total WTF moment in a theater, but my cousin just went to see Halloween II at a theater in central NJ (Freehold) and said that some guy in the audience screamed out loud at the screen about how the actor on-screen at the time was a child molester. He was, naturally, escorted out by security.
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during the Reservoir Dogs screening over the weekend. When Mr Pink said the line "you guys are acting like a bunch of fucking ********s" you could hear someone in the back yell out "WHAT", which got a huge laugh. Don't know if he planned on it or if he had forgotten about that line (yes he was black)
Old 08-30-09 | 10:18 PM
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Re: Funny one liners from the audience?

Originally Posted by Rypro 525
during the Reservoir Dogs screening over the weekend. When Mr Pink said the line "you guys are acting like a bunch of fucking ********s" you could hear someone in the back yell out "WHAT", which got a huge laugh. Don't know if he planned on it or if he had forgotten about that line (yes he was black)
Was there another "WHAT" when both Penn and Kietel later said it too?
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During the scene in From Dusk till Dawn when all hell breaks lose, some guy behind me yelled "How many times are they gonna show that thing?!" He was referring to the body-parts guitar the guitarist was playing. I couldn't stop laughing because I was thinking the same thing. They cut back to it like a dozen times.
Old 11-26-09 | 01:58 AM
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I went to see Ninja Assassin tonight and at the end,
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after being stabbed through the heart by the bad guy, Naomie Harris's character suddenly starts breathing again.


I then said, incredibly deadpan, almost groaning, "Oh, come on." The audience burst into laughter (couldn't tell if it was me or the movie, combination of both maybe?), and then
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Harris repeats some shit said earlier about having your heart on the right side of your chest
More laughter, and me saying "What? What the fuck!?!?!?"
Old 11-26-09 | 11:44 PM
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ok during saw V when the black girl dies there were 2 black people got up and shouted "AH SHIT ***** DIS MOVIE IS RACIST!!!!!!" then they left but as they were leaving someone said THANK YOU
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Re: Funny one liners from the audience?

At the end of Machete Kills when the credits start rolling I yelled out "YOU WENT FULL RETARD! YOU NEVER GO FULL RETARD!"

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