Alien vs. Predator
07-24-03 | 01:56 PM
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Alien vs. Predator
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Aliens vs. Predator: Latest rumour is that design wise, the aliens will resemble the ridged foreheads of those in "Aliens" and NOT the smooth headed appearance of the other chapters.
Sounds neato!
Now change the director and its even more better...
Aliens vs. Predator: Latest rumour is that design wise, the aliens will resemble the ridged foreheads of those in "Aliens" and NOT the smooth headed appearance of the other chapters.
Sounds neato!
Now change the director and its even more better...
07-24-03 | 05:51 PM
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Screw this, I'm not going to go see the movie now. Bastards!
07-24-03 | 11:29 PM
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And he's gonna take some Predators with him! 
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07-25-03 | 08:35 AM
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They should go with a new design since Aliens take on the characteristics of whatever the facehugger "hugged".
07-25-03 | 10:22 AM
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Originally posted by Giantrobo
They should go with a new design since Aliens take on the characteristics of whatever the facehugger "hugged".
They should go with a new design since Aliens take on the characteristics of whatever the facehugger "hugged".
07-25-03 | 12:48 PM
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Originally posted by Morf
True. Which makes me hope I see an Alien pop outta a Predator. That would make for a fugged-up looking Alien.
True. Which makes me hope I see an Alien pop outta a Predator. That would make for a fugged-up looking Alien.
Originally posted by chanster
Well that explains the Dog Alien in 3, but do the aliens in 1,2,4 all look the same? I don't know.
Well that explains the Dog Alien in 3, but do the aliens in 1,2,4 all look the same? I don't know.
07-25-03 | 03:29 PM
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Originally posted by Morf
True. Which makes me hope I see an Alien pop outta a Predator. That would make for a fugged-up looking Alien.
True. Which makes me hope I see an Alien pop outta a Predator. That would make for a fugged-up looking Alien.
07-25-03 | 03:30 PM
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"Also, their heads still look like human jaws on the end of a human penis."
I really love these 2 characters and i grew up watching them. But i just can't get excited about this movie knowing paul anderson(not the boogie nights director) is directing this.
I really love these 2 characters and i grew up watching them. But i just can't get excited about this movie knowing paul anderson(not the boogie nights director) is directing this.
07-25-03 | 03:38 PM
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Originally posted by kicker_of_elves
really love these 2 characters and i grew up watching them. But i just can't get excited about this movie knowing paul anderson(not the boogie nights director) is directing this.
really love these 2 characters and i grew up watching them. But i just can't get excited about this movie knowing paul anderson(not the boogie nights director) is directing this.
(Scene. PREDATOR and ALIEN sit at a dimly-lit table in a smoke-filled bar.)
PREDATOR: tututututututut....
ALIEN: ssssssraaaaaagh....
PREDATOR: tututututututut....
ALIEN: ssssssraaaaaagh....
(This continues for two-and-a-half hours.)
07-25-03 | 05:21 PM
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Originally posted by lesterlong
I like Paul Anderson. Resident Evil was good, Event Horizon was decent, what are you guys wanting...Luc Besson?
I like Paul Anderson. Resident Evil was good, Event Horizon was decent, what are you guys wanting...Luc Besson?
07-25-03 | 06:00 PM
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Originally posted by lesterlong
I like Paul Anderson. Resident Evil was good, Event Horizon was decent, what are you guys wanting...Luc Besson?
I like Paul Anderson. Resident Evil was good, Event Horizon was decent, what are you guys wanting...Luc Besson?
GANGSTER: We need this done tuesday. Are you free tuesday?
PREDATOR: tututututututut....
GANGSTER: Um... Okay then.
(Scene 2. A gang of aliens breaks into a drug dealer's house and kills everyone to the melodious sounds of Beethoven. A little girl escapes and contacts the friendly PREDATOR that lives down the hall.)
GIRL: Please open the door!
(PREDATOR watches her through his infra-red peephole. He lets her in.)
(Scene 3. The GIRL and the PREDATOR sit down together. He's very uncomfortable.)
GIRL: My name's Newt.
PREDATOR: tututututututut....
GIRL: Why? Well, Sigourney Weaver wouldn't come back and I was the only other likable character in the series.
PREDATOR: tututututututut....
GIRL: Bill Paxton? Why? He dies in every film. Terminator, Aliens...
PREDATOR: tututututututut....
GIRL: Wow, you too? Man, he needs to pick better roles. Teach me to be a predator so I can kill those aliens who killed my family!
(Scene 4. The GIRL and the PREDATOR start training. The ALIENS come back, more of them this time, armed with a lot of Eric Serra music. CHRIS TUCKER enters, and tries to fight them off with helium-voiced annoyance. This works for a while, then they kill him. The audience cheers. PREDATOR fights them all off, but is then mortally wounded by the Alien Queen.)
PREDATOR: (computer-synthesized recording) This... is... for...... Newt.
(He starts laughing, and the building blows up. NEWT somehow escapes.)
NEWT: Wow, I can't believe I escaped! I'll miss you Predator!
(Suddenly, a crowd of Fox Execs come and kill Newt, thereby removing any interest we had in the film. THE END)
07-26-03 | 03:44 AM
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Originally posted by DonnachaOne
Can you imagine if it WAS Paul Anderson, the Boogie Nights director?
Can you imagine if it WAS Paul Anderson, the Boogie Nights director?
ALIENS vs PREDATOR vs DIRK DIGGLER!!!
Originally posted by DonnachaOne
( A little girl escapes and contacts the friendly PREDATOR that lives down the hall.)
( A little girl escapes and contacts the friendly PREDATOR that lives down the hall.)
07-26-03 | 04:15 AM
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Originally posted by chanster
Well that explains the Dog Alien in 3, but do the aliens in 1,2,4 all look the same? I don't know.
Well that explains the Dog Alien in 3, but do the aliens in 1,2,4 all look the same? I don't know.
no they don't.
They just released a new action figure series featuring the different Alien movies.
07-26-03 | 06:21 PM
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Originally posted by UAIOE
ALIENS vs PREDATOR vs DIRK DIGGLER!!!
ALIENS vs PREDATOR vs DIRK DIGGLER!!!
07-26-03 | 07:17 PM
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Originally posted by DonnachaOne
Ridged, Toothed, and Dread Locked for "HER" Pleasure
07-28-03 | 04:23 PM
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Originally posted by Giantrobo
NEW TROJAN ALIEN CONDOMS!!
Ridged, Toothed, and Dread Locked for "HER" Pleasure
NEW TROJAN ALIEN CONDOMS!!
Ridged, Toothed, and Dread Locked for "HER" Pleasure
