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Old 07-24-03, 01:56 PM
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Alien vs. Predator

From darkhorizons.com

Aliens vs. Predator: Latest rumour is that design wise, the aliens will resemble the ridged foreheads of those in "Aliens" and NOT the smooth headed appearance of the other chapters.


Sounds neato!

Now change the director and its even more better...
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Old 07-24-03, 02:10 PM
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Whoopidie-doo. I thought they were just different species.
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Old 07-24-03, 02:11 PM
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Originally posted by Morf
Whoopidie-doo. I thought they were just different species.
Thats also what i thought...
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Screw this, I'm not going to go see the movie now. Bastards!
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Ridged foreheads, Smooth foreheads, don't matter. Batman's takin' 'em down.
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Old 07-24-03, 11:29 PM
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And he's gonna take some Predators with him!

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Old 07-25-03, 08:13 AM
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...not if the Gremlins have any say in the matter.
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Old 07-25-03, 08:35 AM
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They should go with a new design since Aliens take on the characteristics of whatever the facehugger "hugged".
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Old 07-25-03, 10:22 AM
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They should go with a new design since Aliens take on the characteristics of whatever the facehugger "hugged".
True. Which makes me hope I see an Alien pop outta a Predator. That would make for a fugged-up looking Alien.
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Well that explains the Dog Alien in 3, but do the aliens in 1,2,4 all look the same? I don't know.
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Originally posted by Morf
True. Which makes me hope I see an Alien pop outta a Predator. That would make for a fugged-up looking Alien.


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Well that explains the Dog Alien in 3, but do the aliens in 1,2,4 all look the same? I don't know.
Well, yesh. They were bred in humans, so they have the same basic framework as humans. Also, their heads still look like human jaws on the end of a human penis.
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Old 07-25-03, 03:29 PM
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Originally posted by Morf
True. Which makes me hope I see an Alien pop outta a Predator. That would make for a fugged-up looking Alien.
Those things are a bitch to kill in the game.
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"Also, their heads still look like human jaws on the end of a human penis."




I really love these 2 characters and i grew up watching them. But i just can't get excited about this movie knowing paul anderson(not the boogie nights director) is directing this.
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Originally posted by kicker_of_elves
really love these 2 characters and i grew up watching them. But i just can't get excited about this movie knowing paul anderson(not the boogie nights director) is directing this.
Can you imagine if it WAS Paul Anderson, the Boogie Nights director?

(Scene. PREDATOR and ALIEN sit at a dimly-lit table in a smoke-filled bar.)

PREDATOR: tututututututut....

ALIEN: ssssssraaaaaagh....

PREDATOR: tututututututut....

ALIEN: ssssssraaaaaagh....

(This continues for two-and-a-half hours.)
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Old 07-25-03, 04:38 PM
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Don't worry, they'll have marines and other humans running around in the middle of the action creating plenty of dialogue and fodder.
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I like Paul Anderson. Resident Evil was good, Event Horizon was decent, what are you guys wanting...Luc Besson?
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Originally posted by lesterlong
I like Paul Anderson. Resident Evil was good, Event Horizon was decent, what are you guys wanting...Luc Besson?
I would have loved to see what he would have done with this flick..I'd rather have Ridley Scott/James Cameron in the place of Anderson...
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Originally posted by lesterlong
I like Paul Anderson. Resident Evil was good, Event Horizon was decent, what are you guys wanting...Luc Besson?
(Scene 1. A PREDATOR and an old Italian gangster sit in a dimly-lit room in a restaurant.)

GANGSTER: We need this done tuesday. Are you free tuesday?

PREDATOR: tututututututut....

GANGSTER: Um... Okay then.

(Scene 2. A gang of aliens breaks into a drug dealer's house and kills everyone to the melodious sounds of Beethoven. A little girl escapes and contacts the friendly PREDATOR that lives down the hall.)

GIRL: Please open the door!

(PREDATOR watches her through his infra-red peephole. He lets her in.)

(Scene 3. The GIRL and the PREDATOR sit down together. He's very uncomfortable.)

GIRL: My name's Newt.

PREDATOR: tututututututut....

GIRL: Why? Well, Sigourney Weaver wouldn't come back and I was the only other likable character in the series.

PREDATOR: tututututututut....

GIRL: Bill Paxton? Why? He dies in every film. Terminator, Aliens...

PREDATOR: tututututututut....

GIRL: Wow, you too? Man, he needs to pick better roles. Teach me to be a predator so I can kill those aliens who killed my family!

(Scene 4. The GIRL and the PREDATOR start training. The ALIENS come back, more of them this time, armed with a lot of Eric Serra music. CHRIS TUCKER enters, and tries to fight them off with helium-voiced annoyance. This works for a while, then they kill him. The audience cheers. PREDATOR fights them all off, but is then mortally wounded by the Alien Queen.)

PREDATOR: (computer-synthesized recording) This... is... for...... Newt.

(He starts laughing, and the building blows up. NEWT somehow escapes.)

NEWT: Wow, I can't believe I escaped! I'll miss you Predator!

(Suddenly, a crowd of Fox Execs come and kill Newt, thereby removing any interest we had in the film. THE END)
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Originally posted by DonnachaOne
Can you imagine if it WAS Paul Anderson, the Boogie Nights director?

ALIENS vs PREDATOR vs DIRK DIGGLER!!!




Originally posted by DonnachaOne
( A little girl escapes and contacts the friendly PREDATOR that lives down the hall.)

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Originally posted by chanster
Well that explains the Dog Alien in 3, but do the aliens in 1,2,4 all look the same? I don't know.

no they don't.

They just released a new action figure series featuring the different Alien movies.
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Originally posted by UAIOE
ALIENS vs PREDATOR vs DIRK DIGGLER!!!
In this version, that thing extending out of the alien's mouth ISN'T an egg-laying apparatus...
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NEW TROJAN ALIEN CONDOMS!!


Ridged, Toothed, and Dread Locked for "HER" Pleasure
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this thread rocks
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Originally posted by Giantrobo
NEW TROJAN ALIEN CONDOMS!!


Ridged, Toothed, and Dread Locked for "HER" Pleasure
"With the most effective spermicidal lubricant... MOLECULAR ACID FOR BLOOD!"
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