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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
I hope the upper half of Lance Henriksen tweets it is returning next.
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by stvn1974
(Post 12427522)
I hope the upper half of Lance Henriksen tweets it is returning next.
No Paul Reiser, no sale. |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by RocShemp
(Post 12427480)
Unless... This ends with Ripley, Hicks, and Newt going back into hyper sleep, leading into the beginning of Alien 3. They might even explain why there's an egg aboard the ship and how did it go active with no one awake.
Moving along. Of course it is decided they must go to the derelict. The corporate meanies make the wise decision to leave Tewt up in orbit since she would be useless down there, and Rip is left behind since she would get in the way of the corporations goal. All 3 drop ships are taken down and the Suloco and Dumb Ass Hoe are disarmed by corporate password to keep Rip from nuking the derelict from orbit, altering coarse to crash into the derilict, etc. So, they force scarred up Dicks to suit up and be their intel down there. Here is where it becomes the same old boring yadda yadda, gun shots, explosions, zzzzzzzzzzzz. King alien, zzzzzzzzzz. So finally, Dicks, the corporate meanie, and the super Dragonball Z Tetsuo Bishop are the sole survivors of the drop to the derelict. They arrive with a sealed egg in stasis. At this point Rip breaks down and tells Dicks that she doesn't want to cook blueberry pancakes for him. She would rather cook blueberry pancakes for Tewt and The Rock. The Rock was left on board to guard Tewt and Rip. She continues confessing that she had a serving of The Rock's strudel that was so magical that it made her look like she had a shapely ass while filled with it. Her dream of having a shapely ass has finally come true. Dicks is emotionally torn apart. In an unbelievable twist, a King alien appears and kills the corporate meanie. Dragonball Z Tetsuo Bishop becomes entwined with the king alien, after a few minutes of hentai, Dicks decides he has had enough of the spectacle and shoots them out of the air lock. Rip, Tewt, The Rock, and Franks 'n Beans go their own way in the Suloco after making Dicks swear on his pinkie that he will destroy the egg. Of coarse Dicks doesn't keep his promise, he is a man scorned. He re-docks with the Suloco, does a half ass job of memory wiping Franks 'n Beans, since he is only a grunt. He then opens the Rock's cryo tube, quickly using chloroform on The Rock so he doesn't awaken, slips off his dog tags and puts them on The Rock and reseals the cryo tube. Dicks, then sets the egg up, rigs up an electrical fire to coincide with their crossing of Fiorina 161. Back on the dumb Ass Hoe, he sets coarse for the closest back water pub he can find, gets in his own cryo tube confident of his plan to kill the cheating hoe, a bunch of convicts, and wipe himself from the grid. The post credit scene will show that Dicks programed the nav computer on the Dumb Ass Hoe incorrectly, being that he is just a grunt. Resulting in him drifting way, way, way past the core systems. Deep salvage team found him. Damn lucky to be alive, one in a million, could've been floating out there forever. While eating the blueberry pancakes the deep salvage team cooked him and reading blogs, he comes across a story of a human-xeno halfbreed named Ripley. This time it's really war. |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by dex14
(Post 12427283)
UPDATE: Turns out this is actually a fake Instagram account, which has now been deleted |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Seriously?
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by Lt Ripley
(Post 12427598)
See, what happens is, the Sulaco's sister ship, the Dumb Ass Hoe, was following a couple days behind. The new corporate meanies and marine squad wake up Rip, Tewt and Dicks, smack them around a bit for info. Nuts and bolts Bishop tries to cut Tewt's throat out with his knife trick when she starts blabbering about the derelict, but he is so beat to shit that he looks like a Franks n' Beans having a seizure while attempting to do so.
Moving along. Of course it is decided they must go to the derelict. The corporate meanies make the wise decision to leave Tewt up in orbit since she would be useless down there, and Rip is left behind since she would get in the way of the corporations goal. All 3 drop ships are taken down and the Suloco and Dumb Ass Hoe are disarmed by corporate password to keep Rip from nuking the derelict from orbit, altering coarse to crash into the derilict, etc. So, they force scarred up Dicks to suit up and be their intel down there. Here is where it becomes the same old boring yadda yadda, gun shots, explosions, zzzzzzzzzzzz. King alien, zzzzzzzzzz. So finally, Dicks, the corporate meanie, and the super Dragonball Z Tetsuo Bishop are the sole survivors of the drop to the derelict. They arrive with a sealed egg in stasis. At this point Rip breaks down and tells Dicks that she doesn't want to cook blueberry pancakes for him. She would rather cook blueberry pancakes for Tewt and The Rock. The Rock was left on board to guard Tewt and Rip. She continues confessing that she had a serving of The Rock's strudel that was so magical that it made her look like she had a shapely ass while filled with it. Her dream of having a shapely ass has finally come true. Dicks is emotionally torn apart. In an unbelievable twist, a King alien appears and kills the corporate meanie. Dragonball Z Tetsuo Bishop becomes entwined with the king alien, after a few minutes of hentai, Dicks decides he has had enough of the spectacle and shoots them out of the air lock. Rip, Tewt, The Rock, and Franks 'n Beans go their own way in the Suloco after making Dicks swear on his pinkie that he will destroy the egg. Of coarse Dicks doesn't keep his promise, he is a man scorned. He re-docks with the Suloco, does a half ass job of memory wiping Franks 'n Beans, since he is only a grunt. He then opens the Rock's cryo tube, quickly using chloroform on The Rock so he doesn't awaken, slips off his dog tags and puts them on The Rock and reseals the cryo tube. Dicks, then sets the egg up, rigs up an electrical fire to coincide with their crossing of Fiorina 161. Back on the dumb Ass Hoe, he sets coarse for the closest back water pub he can find, gets in his own cryo tube confident of his plan to kill the cheating hoe, a bunch of convicts, and wipe himself from the grid. The post credit scene will show that Dicks programed the nav computer on the Dumb Ass Hoe incorrectly, being that he is just a grunt. Resulting in him drifting way, way, way past the core systems. Deep salvage team found him. Damn lucky to be alive, one in a million, could've been floating out there forever. While eating the blueberry pancakes the deep salvage team cooked him and reading blogs, he comes across a story of a human-xeno halfbreed named Ripley. This time it's really war. |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Biehn was supposed to be at a convention I attended last Sunday, but I heard he was in his hotel room and not feeling well. I wasn't going to pay $40 for his autograph, so I wouldn't have had the opputunity to ask him about this movie anyway. Luckily, some guy on another forum met him there on Saturday and posted this:
He was really excited about the prospect of another Aliens movie and said that Ridley Scott would be Executive Producer (which I hadn't read anywhere, excited about that) and that he just talked with Neil two weeks ago. |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by RocShemp
(Post 12427684)
You're the girl who writes Hark A Vagrant, aren't you?
Dicks has to make drunken piss stop. Sets down in Antarctica. Finds two fellows preserved in an ice cube. Puts them in his ship and sets out to finish the war on the human-xeno halfbreed. Just as he catches up to Rip, MacReady and Childs finish defrosting. Mac wakes up and asks "What happened?" Well, one thing leads to another and a xeno is infected by the Thing. Now there are Xings running around. The possibilities are endless. |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by joe_b
(Post 12427702)
Biehn was supposed to be at a convention I attended last Sunday, but I heard he was in his hotel room and not feeling well. I wasn't going to pay $40 for his autograph, so I wouldn't have had the opputunity to ask him about this movie anyway. Luckily, some guy on another forum met him there on Saturday and posted this:
http://forum.rebelscum.com/t1117150-3/#post19557362 |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by Lt Ripley
(Post 12427722)
Want to know what happens in ALIENSSSSSS: This time it's really war?
Dicks has to make drunken piss stop. Sets down in Antarctica. Finds two fellows preserved in an ice cube. Puts them in his ship and sets out to finish the war on the human-xeno halfbreed. Just as he catches up to Rip, MacReady and Childs finish defrosting. Mac wakes up and asks "What happened?" Well, one thing leads to another and a xeno is infected by the Thing. Now there are Xings running around. The possibilities are endless. |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Newt and Hicks are dead! They aren't going to be in A5. Thankfully, that is all that matters! Woooooo!
Shit, I forgot, going to crossover with terminator, the future isn't set. Then Lucy is everywhere. |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by islandclaws
(Post 12427737)
Being an alcoholic can do that to you. A shame that he drank away the past couple decades of his career.
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by islandclaws
(Post 12427737)
Being an alcoholic can do that to you. A shame that he drank away the past couple decades of his career.
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Latest news: Tom Skerritt has been meeting with Blomkamp ... Dallas shall return!
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by Abob Teff
(Post 12427910)
Latest news: Tom Skerritt has been meeting with Blomkamp ... Dallas shall return!
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by Lt Ripley
(Post 12427752)
Newt and Hicks are dead! They aren't going to be in A5. Thankfully, that is all that matters! Woooooo!
http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-N9c9_gOAER...s-cremated.png |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
In the new issue of Empire - on shelves this Thursday, March 26 - Neill Blomkamp talks a little bit more about his plans for his new Alien movie, which won't, in his words, "tread on the toes" of franchise godfather Ridley Scott's upcoming Prometheus 2. "I changed the one thing [Scott] felt was bumping Prometheus a little bit," reveals Blomkamp. "One thing that makes me feel good about it is that Ridley is producing it. He likes the idea of what I want to make." On top of this tantalising titbit, there was another intriguing aside from the South African sci-fi maven: Alien 5, as you might want to call it, will most likely not be called Alien 5. "I sent the title I wanted to Ridley," says Blomkamp. "It's kinda quite bold, but it gives away too much if I say the title. But in the event that it doesn't work, I'm dead in the water...". What on earth - or, of course, what not on Earth - could it be? Leave your conjecture in the comment box below. |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
I bet it's called Alien: Beating A Dead Xenomorph.
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
:lol: That's a good one.
How about ALIEN: PETA Is MADD. |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
RedLetterMedia's Half in the Bag talk a bit about Neil Blomkamp directing Alien 5 in this video announcing their standalone commentary track for the original Alien.
<iframe width="560" height="315" src="https://www.youtube.com/embed/Jt8MZEIJ__w" frameborder="0" allowfullscreen></iframe> "Really? The director of District 9, District 9, and District 9 is making an Alien film!" :lol: |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
I hope this never happens.
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
What is RIS?
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by Why So Blu?
(Post 12619703)
What is RIS?
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by Solid Snake
(Post 12619711)
Rail Interface System? Essentially meaning you can load on attachments to the gun as a proper integration.
Exactly. Allows for multiple attachments to include sights, grips, lights, etc. |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Is that really what RIS stands for or are you just guessing.
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
I think they actually also call Rail Integration System too. That's the only thing I can imagine RIS would come up for in that photo.
I'm not a gun guy. I'm just getting all my info from what videogames have taught me about guns. I'm assuming the old pulse rifles didn't have attachments on it? All I really remember about the design of the thing is that Ripley attached things to it w/ tape. Soooooo those didn't have an RIS and were just plain? |
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I was surprised when I used Google after Prometheus to find out that ion propulsion was actually a real scientific concept.
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Thank God. Bury this turd deep and never look back.
Granted, it's to focus on Prometheus 2... http://www.comingsoon.net/movies/new...-hold#/slide/1 Neill Blomkamp says that his Alien 5 is “holding” pending 20th Century Fox’s plans for Ridley Scott’s Alien: Paradise Lost As has been previously speculated, 20th Century Fox‘s plans for Neill Blomkamp‘s proposed big screen foray into their Alien universe appear to be on hold. In fact, “holding” and “pending” are the terms Neill Blomkamp himself used in a Tweet the filmmaker published earlier tonight: Ridley Scott’s recently announced Alien: Paradise Lost is the Prometheus sequel to which Neill Blomkamp refers. That film is about to begin production in Australia for a December 31, 2017 release. Scott has previously suggested that it may be followed by additional sequels which could theoretically threaten to delay Neill Blomkamp’s Alien project indefinitely. Unfortunately, there’s no guarantee that Neill Blomkamp’s project will ever come to fruition, although Blomkamp himself does not seem to have given up hope. There’s also the potential return of Sigourney Weaver to consider as Blomkamp has continually suggested that Ellen Ripley is an important character in the story of his film. “[Sigourney] knows about it,” Blomkamp told ComingSoon.net in February, “and part of it was just inspired by speaking to her on set when we were filming ‘Chappie,’ and getting her thoughts on ‘Alien’ and what she thought of the movies that came after ‘Aliens’ and what she felt about Ripley and what was incomplete for her about Ripley. There was so much fuel in what she was telling me.” <blockquote class="twitter-tweet" lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">alien is kinda holding/ pending prometheus 2. So I shall be working on other things... as much as I love the xeno- and Lt ripley</p>— Иeill BlomkΛmp (@NeillBlomkamp) <a href="https://twitter.com/NeillBlomkamp/status/659897245353951236">October 30, 2015</a></blockquote> |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Hey, Ridley has priority. He made Alien and The Martian is making a shitload. He gets preference over Neill.
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Since i'm not a fan of Blomkamp's, i'm fine with this.
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
I loved The Martian, but Prometheus was a disaster and I have no desire to visit that particular universe again. I understand why Fox would give Ridley the nod over Neill given their box office draw, but I think they're making a mistake.
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
So can we get District 10 now?
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
I hope not. District 9 does not need a sequel at all.
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Fuck you Fox, fuck you Ridley Scott. There was no guarantee this movie would be good, but there's virtually every guarantee that any Prometheus sequel will suck more balls than the world record ball sucker. Scott clearly has no idea what makes this series work anymore. Fucking fuck. Assholes.
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Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by jacob_b
(Post 12632711)
So can we get District 10 now?
And no thanks to either Alien 5 or Prometheus 2. I'm done with the entire franchise. |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by Supermallet
(Post 12632742)
Fuck you Fox, fuck you Ridley Scott. There was no guarantee this movie would be good, but there's virtually every guarantee that any Prometheus sequel will suck more balls than the world record ball sucker. Scott clearly has no idea what makes this series work anymore. Fucking fuck. Assholes.
Alien III went through about fifty scripts even though Cameron left the thing wide open for sequels; Resurrection didn't stand a chance after the way 3 ended; the two AvP movies felt like Fox told everyone to make the shittiest movies they could even though the first AvP comic from Dark Horse would have made an awesome movie; and Prometheus was a bunch of ancient aliens woo that made the space jockey suck. |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by TheMovieman
(Post 12632764)
Considering I thought it was vastly overrated, no thanks.
And no thanks to either Alien 5 or Prometheus 2. I'm done with the entire franchise. |
Re: Alien 5 (D: Blomkamp) S: Weaver
Originally Posted by Supermallet
(Post 12632742)
Fuck you Fox, fuck you Ridley Scott. There was no guarantee this movie would be good, but there's virtually every guarantee that any Prometheus sequel will suck more balls than the world record ball sucker. Scott clearly has no idea what makes this series work anymore. Fucking fuck. Assholes.
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