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Nah, we can all get laid while watching the tournament, with an action flick in the picture-in-picture. :)
-ptth- Dave Originally posted by Rypro PG-13 Are you all jelous that none of you can get laid or even to first base with your so after watching an action flick and the tournament? -wink- |
Originally posted by devilshalo So you elbowed her boob trying to take off your ring? :confused: "While parked at the drive-in theater, Danny puts his arm around Sandy and tries to put his hand on her breast, and then pulls her down into the seat, but she quickly stops him and leaves. " I did not do this but off course I had the oportunity to. |
All right, all right, here is some advice for you:
The next time you are kissing, put your hand on your back (outside of her shirt). Move it down to her butt (outside of the jeans), then move it back up her back, but inside her shirt. Rub her back. If she doesn't protest, move your hand to the front and brush it against her breast (outside of the bra), then move it back to her back. If she doesn't protest, move it back to the front inside of her bra, and kiss her neck. If she does protest or moves your hand away, go back a step and try again a minute or so later.he You'll be pretty close to second base at that time (though there is more to second base per my definition). Assuming the two of you are of legal drinking age, it is probably time to introduce her to wine coolers, though limit her to maybe one (especially if she doesn't drink). Also, it's probably a good time to pick up some condoms, just in case. Remember, candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker. |
Originally posted by Heat Assuming the two of you are of legal drinking age, Come on Rypro be a little agressive. If you miss your chance, you will regret forever. |
He's only 17 so liquor is a no-no. Corrupting our youth. Shame on you. Shame on you.
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Originally posted by Buford T Pusser He's only 17 so liquor is a no-no. Corrupting our youth. Shame on you. Shame on you. |
After reading Heat's post up above, I see how he got his nickname. I'm all aflutter. Smooth...
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Originally posted by Buford T Pusser He's only 17 so liquor is a no-no. Corrupting our youth. Shame on you. Shame on you. For that matter, the only reason that the drinking age was raised from 18 to 21 in the early 80s was to combat drunk driving. By making alcohol the "forbidden fruit", the US policy just encourages abuse and the distrust of authority. My personal opinion is that the drinking age should be reduced to 18, but have a very low limit (0.02 or so) for being considered drunk while driving for people under 21. This would highly encourage people to not drink and drive, while still being able to socially drink. Anyway, back to the thread subject: Rypro, don't rush things, but don't take things too slow either. Of course, never force anything either, the key term is "consensual". If the two of you do progress to sexual relations... use some form of birth control. I have two good friends who fathered kids while in their teens. Both married the girl, both marriages lasted less than a year. It's not a situation you want to be in. Actually, the more I think of it, both kids are now in the 14 - 15 year old age range, just a few years younger than you. Man, I'm feeling old now. |
Where do you live Rypro? Aren't you 17?
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md and am 17 so I can't drink yet.
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If the two of you do progress to sexual relations... use some form of birth control. I have two good friends who fathered kids while in their teens. Both married the girl, both marriages lasted less than a year. It's not a situation you want to be in. |
Originally posted by Rypro PG-13 I don't think the two of us can deal with the thought of birth control yet. I mean, what if the condom breaks ,or the pill fails, then I am gonna be a dad to early and can't deal with that yet, so I don't think you have to worry about that. Well good for you. But when the time comes, you really should talk about it. NO rush. It is a better experience when you actually care for the person instead of doing it to do it. Anyway the first time is alright. But you get to practice that is where the fun begins. ;) |
"But you get to practice that is where the fun begins."
:confused: I don't get it. |
Rypro,
In another thread you said you don't party either. You plan on doing anything after-prom? I'm asking because I wanna do something other than party because we (my friends and I) do that every weekend anyway so we were thinking something special and cool after prom, so I'm curious as to what you are doing. But of course if I do go to a party I can hit a home run, if you know what I mean. ;) And good luck doing stuff with your girl. |
Well after prom, they have some all nighter party at some bowling alley and it ends like 8 in the morning the next day and they make sure there is no booze.
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Originally posted by Rypro PG-13 Well after prom, they have some all nighter party at some bowling alley and it ends like 8 in the morning the next day and they make sure there is no booze. I guess I'll try to get together with 20 or so friends and get a hotel room or something like that in Manhatten, spend the night there. |
If you got the money, rent the top floor, and blast the stereo or dvd player to a point where others can't hear it
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Originally posted by Rypro PG-13 If you got the money, rent the top floor, and blast the stereo or dvd player to a point where others can't hear it I've never done anything like this before, anyone know if there will be space for some... uhm... privacy? I know many will think this is wrong because its illegal, but I'll ask anyway. Anyone know if a hotel would allow a keg or two? edit: Sorry for going really far off topic, I won't post about this anymore after this. |
Uh privacy?? Just take you and the girl friend to the bathroom, and uhh do your buisness. huu hu "he said buisness" huh huh huh.
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Originally posted by Rypro PG-13 Uh privacy?? Just take you and the girl friend to the bathroom, and uhh do your buisness. huu hu "he said buisness" huh huh huh. http://www.uncreativity.com/seifer/sims/fuu_hottub.jpg Rypro and Goat get ready to do their buisness. :whofart: |
Originally posted by Rypro PG-13 Uh privacy?? Just take you and the girl friend to the bathroom, and uhh do your buisness. huu hu "he said buisness" huh huh huh. Besides ITS PROM NIGHT, I was hoping for a more romantic settings, like an empty hotel room and a big bed to spend the whole night in. |
Originally posted by Buford T Pusser Rypro and Goat get ready to do their buisness. :whofart: |
Originally posted by Goat3001 ...I guess I'll try to get together with 20 or so friends and get a hotel room or something like that in Manhatten, spend the night there. Rypro: The bowling alley sounds like it would be a good time for you and your girlfriend. If you bowl, be sure to let her win on occasion (without making it obvious), and also compliment her on how great she looks at least several times that night. And hold her hand when you are sitting next to her, tell her how nice it is to hold her hand. |
Originally posted by Heat If you do end up in a hotel room, you have to make sure that nobody starts acting stupid, like running up and down the hallway screaming, turning up the TV or radio loud, yelling in general, etc. You don't want the cops to come to your door. Also, of course, no drinking and driving. Also a side note don't get a motel where the state troopers have a station a block away like thejammy did in high school. Bad times bad times :( |
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Who are those people? Originally posted by Heat Rypro: The bowling alley sounds like it would be a good time for you and your girlfriend. If you bowl, be sure to let her win on occasion (without making it obvious), and also compliment her on how great she looks at least several times that night. And hold her hand when you are sitting next to her, tell her how nice it is to hold her hand. And at the hotel if you do get one, if you have all of your friends their or the entire senior class, and no drinks are there, the bathroom is probably your best space for priviacy. |
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Anybody see the old simpsons episode where Marge thinks she is going to have another baby and then Homer discusses the story of barts birth? Thats kind of my situation now (I am still at mcdonalds, the pay sucks ect)
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Dont get your advice from Simpsons episodes.
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Yeah I knew that part.
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"64 slices of american cheese....."
"Never talk about the TV like that!" -pedagogue |
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Originally posted by Rypro PG-13 Thanks but why nice and slow? I don't think I will be going all the way for another few years. |
Hey Rypro, do you live in a Conservative area, or are you and your girl just traditional?
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I think its more as you say "traditional"
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Kind of like how I met my wife the traditional way... drunk at a party.
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We ended up seeing the movie "spirited away" today and the two of us liked it so much that we are both getting copies. She enjoyed the story and I was more in awwe of the animation.
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Originally posted by Rypro PG-13 We ended up seeing the movie "spirited away" today and the two of us liked it so much that we are both getting copies. |
BTW, did you try the popcorn trick?
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