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Dave99 03-24-03 02:31 PM

Nah, we can all get laid while watching the tournament, with an action flick in the picture-in-picture. :)
-ptth-
Dave

Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Are you all jelous that none of you can get laid or even to first base with your so after watching an action flick and the tournament? -wink-

Rypro 525 03-24-03 04:25 PM


Originally posted by devilshalo
So you elbowed her boob trying to take off your ring? :confused:
Found this on screenit.com
"While parked at the drive-in theater, Danny puts his arm around Sandy and tries to put his hand on her breast, and then pulls her down into the seat, but she quickly stops him and leaves. " I did not do this but off course I had the oportunity to.

Heat 03-24-03 11:07 PM

All right, all right, here is some advice for you:

The next time you are kissing, put your hand on your back (outside of her shirt). Move it down to her butt (outside of the jeans), then move it back up her back, but inside her shirt. Rub her back. If she doesn't protest, move your hand to the front and brush it against her breast (outside of the bra), then move it back to her back. If she doesn't protest, move it back to the front inside of her bra, and kiss her neck. If she does protest or moves your hand away, go back a step and try again a minute or so later.he You'll be pretty close to second base at that time (though there is more to second base per my definition).

Assuming the two of you are of legal drinking age, it is probably time to introduce her to wine coolers, though limit her to maybe one (especially if she doesn't drink). Also, it's probably a good time to pick up some condoms, just in case.

Remember, candy is dandy, but liquor is quicker.

borisdisco 03-24-03 11:11 PM


Originally posted by Heat

Assuming the two of you are of legal drinking age,

Nope, they are not legal drinkers. They have not been to the prom yet.

Come on Rypro be a little agressive. If you miss your chance, you will regret forever.

Buford T Pusser 03-24-03 11:13 PM

He's only 17 so liquor is a no-no. Corrupting our youth. Shame on you. Shame on you.

Rypro 525 03-25-03 01:12 PM


Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
He's only 17 so liquor is a no-no. Corrupting our youth. Shame on you. Shame on you.
In canada, most other countries and college campuses, drinking is 18 I think.

Groucho 03-25-03 01:17 PM

After reading Heat's post up above, I see how he got his nickname. I'm all aflutter. Smooth...

Heat 03-25-03 10:42 PM


Originally posted by Buford T Pusser
He's only 17 so liquor is a no-no. Corrupting our youth. Shame on you. Shame on you.
You're assuming he lives in the United States, I was thinking he lived in France or Austria. In much of the world, he would already be legal: http://www.icap.org/publications/report4.html

For that matter, the only reason that the drinking age was raised from 18 to 21 in the early 80s was to combat drunk driving. By making alcohol the "forbidden fruit", the US policy just encourages abuse and the distrust of authority. My personal opinion is that the drinking age should be reduced to 18, but have a very low limit (0.02 or so) for being considered drunk while driving for people under 21. This would highly encourage people to not drink and drive, while still being able to socially drink.

Anyway, back to the thread subject:

Rypro, don't rush things, but don't take things too slow either. Of course, never force anything either, the key term is "consensual".

If the two of you do progress to sexual relations... use some form of birth control. I have two good friends who fathered kids while in their teens. Both married the girl, both marriages lasted less than a year. It's not a situation you want to be in.

Actually, the more I think of it, both kids are now in the 14 - 15 year old age range, just a few years younger than you. Man, I'm feeling old now.

Buford T Pusser 03-25-03 10:46 PM

Where do you live Rypro? Aren't you 17?

Rypro 525 03-26-03 09:34 AM

md and am 17 so I can't drink yet.

Rypro 525 03-26-03 10:28 AM


If the two of you do progress to sexual relations... use some form of birth control. I have two good friends who fathered kids while in their teens. Both married the girl, both marriages lasted less than a year. It's not a situation you want to be in.
I don't think the two of us can deal with the thought of birth control yet. I mean, what if the condom breaks ,or the pill fails, then I am gonna be a dad to early and can't deal with that yet, so I don't think you have to worry about that.

thejammy 03-26-03 10:30 AM


Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
I don't think the two of us can deal with the thought of birth control yet. I mean, what if the condom breaks ,or the pill fails, then I am gonna be a dad to early and can't deal with that yet, so I don't think you have to worry about that.

Well good for you. But when the time comes, you really should talk about it. NO rush. It is a better experience when you actually care for the person instead of doing it to do it.

Anyway the first time is alright. But you get to practice that is where the fun begins. ;)

Rypro 525 03-26-03 07:26 PM

"But you get to practice that is where the fun begins."
:confused: I don't get it.

Goat3001 03-26-03 08:13 PM

Rypro,

In another thread you said you don't party either. You plan on doing anything after-prom? I'm asking because I wanna do something other than party because we (my friends and I) do that every weekend anyway so we were thinking something special and cool after prom, so I'm curious as to what you are doing. But of course if I do go to a party I can hit a home run, if you know what I mean. ;)


And good luck doing stuff with your girl.

Rypro 525 03-26-03 08:21 PM

Well after prom, they have some all nighter party at some bowling alley and it ends like 8 in the morning the next day and they make sure there is no booze.

Goat3001 03-26-03 08:28 PM


Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Well after prom, they have some all nighter party at some bowling alley and it ends like 8 in the morning the next day and they make sure there is no booze.
I see. We have something like that over here (Long Island). Thanks for the suggestion.

I guess I'll try to get together with 20 or so friends and get a hotel room or something like that in Manhatten, spend the night there.

Rypro 525 03-26-03 08:32 PM

If you got the money, rent the top floor, and blast the stereo or dvd player to a point where others can't hear it

Goat3001 03-26-03 08:51 PM


Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
If you got the money, rent the top floor, and blast the stereo or dvd player to a point where others can't hear it
Yeah thats the plan, if we get the right spot and have enough room we'll try to get a couple of bands I know to play.

I've never done anything like this before, anyone know if there will be space for some... uhm... privacy?

I know many will think this is wrong because its illegal, but I'll ask anyway. Anyone know if a hotel would allow a keg or two?

edit: Sorry for going really far off topic, I won't post about this anymore after this.

Rypro 525 03-26-03 08:54 PM

Uh privacy?? Just take you and the girl friend to the bathroom, and uhh do your buisness. huu hu "he said buisness" huh huh huh.

Buford T Pusser 03-26-03 09:00 PM


Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Uh privacy?? Just take you and the girl friend to the bathroom, and uhh do your buisness. huu hu "he said buisness" huh huh huh.
How romantic.


http://www.uncreativity.com/seifer/sims/fuu_hottub.jpg

Rypro and Goat get ready to do their buisness. :whofart:

Goat3001 03-26-03 09:01 PM


Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Uh privacy?? Just take you and the girl friend to the bathroom, and uhh do your buisness. huu hu "he said buisness" huh huh huh.
:lol: trust me, at a party where theres drinking you don't wanna do it in the bathroom.

Besides ITS PROM NIGHT, I was hoping for a more romantic settings, like an empty hotel room and a big bed to spend the whole night in.

Goat3001 03-26-03 09:03 PM


Originally posted by Buford T Pusser

Rypro and Goat get ready to do their buisness. :whofart:

http://nokiaaccessibility.com/images/businessmen.jpg

Heat 03-26-03 10:40 PM


Originally posted by Goat3001
...I guess I'll try to get together with 20 or so friends and get a hotel room or something like that in Manhatten, spend the night there.
If you do end up in a hotel room, you have to make sure that nobody starts acting stupid, like running up and down the hallway screaming, turning up the TV or radio loud, yelling in general, etc. You don't want the cops to come to your door. Also, of course, no drinking and driving.

Rypro: The bowling alley sounds like it would be a good time for you and your girlfriend. If you bowl, be sure to let her win on occasion (without making it obvious), and also compliment her on how great she looks at least several times that night. And hold her hand when you are sitting next to her, tell her how nice it is to hold her hand.

thejammy 03-27-03 12:14 PM


Originally posted by Heat
If you do end up in a hotel room, you have to make sure that nobody starts acting stupid, like running up and down the hallway screaming, turning up the TV or radio loud, yelling in general, etc. You don't want the cops to come to your door. Also, of course, no drinking and driving.


Also a side note don't get a motel where the state troopers have a station a block away like thejammy did in high school.

Bad times bad times :(

thejammy 03-27-03 12:38 PM

rypro just found a deal for you

http://www.fatwallet.com/forums/mess...hreadid=166789

Rypro 525 03-27-03 02:01 PM

<img src=http://nokiaaccessibility.com/images/businessmen.jpg>
Who are those people?

Originally posted by Heat
Rypro: The bowling alley sounds like it would be a good time for you and your girlfriend. If you bowl, be sure to let her win on occasion (without making it obvious), and also compliment her on how great she looks at least several times that night. And hold her hand when you are sitting next to her, tell her how nice it is to hold her hand.
That is where the entire after party is there. And I have my on and off games with bowling so it ain't like its obvious if I lose that I am just being nice. And hopefully I will be doing the sweet talk during the actual prom.

And at the hotel if you do get one, if you have all of your friends their or the entire senior class, and no drinks are there, the bathroom is probably your best space for priviacy.

SirPablo 03-27-03 02:02 PM

http://www.bcm.tmc.edu/pa/images/tuv...e-and-fist.jpg

Rypro 525 03-27-03 05:43 PM

Anybody see the old simpsons episode where Marge thinks she is going to have another baby and then Homer discusses the story of barts birth? Thats kind of my situation now (I am still at mcdonalds, the pay sucks ect)

joltaddict 03-27-03 06:07 PM

Dont get your advice from Simpsons episodes.

Rypro 525 03-27-03 06:11 PM

Yeah I knew that part.

NotThatGuy 03-27-03 06:51 PM

"64 slices of american cheese....."

"Never talk about the TV like that!"

-pedagogue

Buford T Pusser 03-27-03 07:10 PM

http://ballless.com/ballless/images/donkey.gif

Bart gets ready to give it to Rypro.

Rypro 525 03-27-03 07:12 PM

Wha.......................................

DVD.guy 03-28-03 05:11 PM


Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
Thanks but why nice and slow? I don't think I will be going all the way for another few years.
:lol: That's what they all say...

siberianhusky 03-29-03 11:15 AM

Hey Rypro, do you live in a Conservative area, or are you and your girl just traditional?

Rypro 525 03-29-03 11:17 AM

I think its more as you say "traditional"

Heat 03-29-03 01:47 PM

Kind of like how I met my wife the traditional way... drunk at a party.

Rypro 525 03-29-03 06:55 PM

We ended up seeing the movie "spirited away" today and the two of us liked it so much that we are both getting copies. She enjoyed the story and I was more in awwe of the animation.

Buford T Pusser 03-29-03 07:07 PM


Originally posted by Rypro PG-13
We ended up seeing the movie "spirited away" today and the two of us liked it so much that we are both getting copies.
Now that's love with a lowercase l! :)

Buford T Pusser 03-29-03 07:07 PM

BTW, did you try the popcorn trick?


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