I don't know the "popcorn" trick so I couldn't do it.

I think he's suggesting you put a tub of popcorn on your lap and make a little hole in the bottom. She's in for a surprise when she scrapes around for the last kernel!

Someone I know put a vibrator (on low) in a large barrel of pretzel....everyone was in on the joke except one person. They refilled the top half of the barrel with a different kind of pretzel and the unsuspecting person reached down to get the kind they liked.....she jump a mile high.

Oh yeah...good idea...but you may smell like butter for days.

-pedagogue

I would never suggest any such thing. That movie popcorn can really be fattening. Plus Rypro's inexperience at the plate (first base notwithstanding) combined with warm butter could cause premature popping.

Plus Rypro's inexperience at the plate (first base notwithstanding) combined with warm butter could cause premature popping.
rotfl Buford, you never fail to make me laugh my ass off.

but what is getting "popped"?

hold her hand in a bowling alley... yeah, that's romantic. You've got 2 option as far as I see it. Go to a party where there's some alcohol. Get drunk, party, and hope at the end of the night you can get some alone time.... or take her out to some nice resturant, horse and carriage ride, or some other cliche romantic thing afterwords and hope that works.

But in the end, if she wants to give you some lovin, she will. If she doesn't, she won't. If she's not gonna put out, don't try and push it because that will only piss her off. Do what any guy would do: tell her it's alright and you understand then never call her again.

It's about time the truth came out for all to see.

What the hell-I'll put it in the sig for ego's sake.

This is the prom after party. No booze. There are no real nice resturants in this area. (fast food, diners, or the mall, thats your choice) and I don't think there are any horse carrages here. I was thinking, rent a limo, go somewhere for dinner, and then go on from there.

Also prom tix go on sale next week. Its like 35 bucks but I am getting in free due to a fundraiser. Traditionally who pays?

Traditionally the fister pays....but YMMV

Dave

The man pays...now....and forever

traditionally, men pay for everything...the tix, the limo, the tux, the alcohol to get her drunk...about the only thing you don't pay for is the dress.

That's one of the reason I never went. Too cheap and I don't like to dance.

sheesh...are you related to El Cheapo?

Nope. Luckily my girlfriends didn't care if they went to the dance. If they did I would have done it.

geez...how many did you have at the time?

It's best if I didn't comment.

don't worry...i won't use the "report post to wife" button :p

Luckily I had no wife in high school.



But back to the thread at hand, when will Rypro try to steal second base?
Will he slide or go in standing up?

luckly you don't pay for the sex ...

directly.

So how long before we have a Rypro "Dude, smell my finger!!!" thread?

Well if he opts for sliding, always slide in head first.

:lol::thumbsup::lol:

"I think I got to play bass tonight!" rotfl Which one of the mods did this one?

hmmmm...i think you smell like a melon now :p

Rock on dude.
 

Can one of the mods archive this thread and put the original title back.
Also theedge, I see a red x.

More info to come later today as i am typing this very fast. yesterday some black girl behind my back literally tried to hump me. her friends didn't know what she was doing but she later appologized but laughed at my confused look.
hopefully more to come later, i gotta go to school (hopefully not to get humped again.

why did you bump this thread with that info? totally different subject that deserves a thread of its own.

when you slide into second you can bump this thread. or when you fist into home.

I think fisting would be more like receiving an instant pass to the Hall of Fame.

You really think it needs its own thread? Also for some reason (I don't find myself attractive at all, zits all over, glasses, I'm asian) it seems that many girls are at least attempting to hit on me.

Dude - What does that matter! You got to FIRST Base!!!

Be Proud !

The chicks are hitting on you because you are experienced now.. Word is spreading !

Actually not quite, unless they know (I don't think she knows), it can't be that since I didn't tell anyone. Well except the like 5000 of you.

Looks isn't a huge factor...additude and action are big. Confidence and acting on it....don't be like iceman in Top Gun..but don't be like Screetch from SBTB. Oh yeah...and if all else fails..spread good rumors about yourself...hehe.

"You mean it goes down to the ground?!...Yeah it drags on the ground..."

-pedagogue

DTSC80 (4:41:38 PM): hi
SmarterChild (4:41:38 PM): Hello DTSC80.
DTSC80 (4:41:44 PM): can i ask you a question?
SmarterChild (4:41:45 PM): Hmmm... If you insist.
DTSC80 (4:41:49 PM): Have you ever been fisted?
SmarterChild (4:41:49 PM): I'm not sure if I've been fisted. Should I have?
DTSC80 (4:42:04 PM): That's what I'm asking you. It seems to be really popular on dvdtalk.
SmarterChild (4:42:04 PM): Yeah?
DTSC80 (4:42:09 PM): Seriously.
SmarterChild (4:42:09 PM): Totally serious.
DTSC80 (4:42:26 PM): I was just wondering if you knew any good fisting techniques.
SmarterChild (4:42:26 PM): Nice mouth, DTSC80!
DTSC80 (4:42:46 PM): It was a serious question!
SmarterChild (4:42:46 PM): Ha! Well. I don't know about that.
DTSC80 (4:42:57 PM): Come on now. Have you ever fisted someone?
SmarterChild (4:42:58 PM): Yeah, maybe.
DTSC80 (4:43:00 PM): I knew it!
SmarterChild (4:43:00 PM): For real?
DTSC80 (4:43:07 PM): Yes. You seem like the type to enjoy that sort of thing.
SmarterChild (4:43:08 PM): For real?
DTSC80 (4:43:16 PM): Yep. Do you know Rypro PG-13?
SmarterChild (4:43:17 PM): Tough for me to say.
DTSC80 (4:43:30 PM): Yeah, I dont' really know him either. He's close to fisting this girl.
SmarterChild (4:43:30 PM): Nice mouth!
DTSC80 (4:43:43 PM): Yeah, he probably said that to her once too.
SmarterChild (4:43:44 PM): He probably said that to her once too? Really?
DTSC80 (4:43:49 PM): It wouldn't surprise me.
SmarterChild (4:43:50 PM): Oh.
DTSC80 (4:43:52 PM): I have to go now.
SmarterChild (4:43:53 PM): See you later.
DTSC80 (4:43:57 PM): Bye Smarter Child!
SmarterChild (4:43:58 PM): That's me!

-ohbfrank-

They are gonna take away your AIM account.....
;)

How long did that thing take to type?

ummm...girl humping from behind? looks like you've got things reversed...

SmarterChild is an AIM bot that you can talk to and it'll respond to you.