I think I got to first base tonight!

 
Old 03-18-03, 08:51 PM
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I think I got to first base tonight!

Well, if first base is the first kiss and alittle feel. Happened after we watched a flick on dvd. then I put the radio on and it just so happens that our song comes on, and she said "you wanna make out or something" and we did then, yes there was tounge there, but no I did not see her naked since well, my parents are home, and that is a pain if they come down stairs. (they did once since I turned "The Rock" up very loud to hear all of the loud sounds). What comes next? See her naked next time, ect. (no I don't wanna have sex with her, I don't think I'd be responsible enough with a kid even with all the birth control out there, what happens if something goes wrong)
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Old 03-18-03, 08:55 PM
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Watching Bruckhiemer movies will stunt your growth.
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I second that. How old are you?
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Hes 47, now somebody please answer his question. Sheesh.
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Old 03-18-03, 09:03 PM
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Next time is marriage. Then you can make kids. Don't worry, you still don't have to get naked, etc. to do it. Then you will need to wait 2 more years until you can drive. Then you will need a job doing anything other than writing for a living. Then you're ready for step 3.
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You kissed her. And you started a thread about it?
Just let her make the moves, I'm sure you'll be happy with whatever you get.
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What kind of knot did you use to tie her up?
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Originally posted by General Zod
Next time is marriage. Then you can make kids. Don't worry, you still don't have to get naked, etc. to do it. Then you will need to wait 2 more years until you can drive. Then you will need a job doing anything other than writing for a living. Then you're ready for step 3.
At that rate I would hope step 3 is death.
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Just let her make the moves, I'm sure you'll be happy with whatever you get.
Advice like that gets you pimped out and on the corner my friend.
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Pretty sure he's a teenager. Maybe in his 20s.
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I think he recently said he just turned 17.
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yes there was tounge there..
Reassuring.
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Gotta be a teen to try and get it on with a girl and still live at home, not to mention watching Bruckheimer movies.
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Re: I think I got to first base tonight!

Originally posted by Rypro 525
What comes next? See her naked next time, ect.
Dude, you are soooo not equipped to even think about seing her naked next time. Get that thought out of your mind, as dwelling on it will just force you to **** things up. Stick with the kissing and petting. Maybe in a few weeks you can begin to consider the possibility, but don't push it.
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Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Gotta be a teen to try and get it on with a girl and still live at home, not to mention watching Bruckheimer movies.
You seem to be ignoring the TBE

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Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Gotta be a teen to try and get it on with a girl and still live at home, not to mention watching Bruckheimer movies.
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Woohoo! Congrats! You're only a few dates away from fisting!

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Originally posted by Dr. DVD
Gotta be a teen to try and get it on with a girl and still live at home
Hey! I got it on many times while living at home.

Keep showing her Bruckheimer movies, I hear it lowers a girls inhibitions and will to live.
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Originally posted by El Scorcho
Woohoo! Congrats! You're only a few dates away from fisting!

that's just so wrong. i like it.
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Gotta be a teen to try and get it on with a girl and still live at home, not to mention watching Bruckheimer movies.
uhmm....

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