I think I got to first base tonight!
 

Well, if first base is the first kiss and alittle feel. Happened after we watched a flick on dvd. then I put the radio on and it just so happens that our song comes on, and she said "you wanna make out or something" and we did then, yes there was tounge there, but no I did not see her naked since well, my parents are home, and that is a pain if they come down stairs. (they did once since I turned "The Rock" up very loud to hear all of the loud sounds). What comes next? See her naked next time, ect. (no I don't wanna have sex with her, I don't think I'd be responsible enough with a kid even with all the birth control out there, what happens if something goes wrong)

How old are you?

hi shaggy

Watching Bruckhiemer movies will stunt your growth.

I second that. How old are you?

:lol: Ahh the shaggy days. God bless 'em. :)

Hes 47, now somebody please answer his question. Sheesh.

Next up: bondage. You got some silk scarves or plastic cuffs?

First you see her boobs then you work your way south.

Next time is marriage. Then you can make kids. Don't worry, you still don't have to get naked, etc. to do it. Then you will need to wait 2 more years until you can drive. Then you will need a job doing anything other than writing for a living. Then you're ready for step 3.

You kissed her. And you started a thread about it?
Just let her make the moves, I'm sure you'll be happy with whatever you get.

What kind of knot did you use to tie her up?

At that rate I would hope step 3 is death.

Advice like that gets you pimped out and on the corner my friend. -ohbfrank-

Pretty sure he's a teenager. Maybe in his 20s.

I think he recently said he just turned 17.

Reassuring.

Gotta be a teen to try and get it on with a girl and still live at home, not to mention watching Bruckheimer movies.

Re: I think I got to first base tonight!
 

Dude, you are soooo not equipped to even think about seing her naked next time. Get that thought out of your mind, as dwelling on it will just force you to **** things up. Stick with the kissing and petting. Maybe in a few weeks you can begin to consider the possibility, but don't push it.

You seem to be ignoring the TBE

Top Bunk Effect

Youre black Mr Kettle. - The Pot

Woohoo! Congrats! You're only a few dates away from fisting!

http://www.crankyman.org/ibforum/htm...ons/banana.gif

Hey! :mad: I got it on many times while living at home.

Keep showing her Bruckheimer movies, I hear it lowers a girls inhibitions and will to live. ;)

that's just so wrong. i like it. ;)

uhmm....

:lol:

rotfl
Oh dude. That is so incredibly wrong

And yet true.

Vaginal or otherwise?

Ect. indeed.

Who's On First?

rotfl

He's probably a closet furry

:lol:

So I sit on the couch and I fist who?

I bet the whole time you were thinking "I cant wait to tell the guys at dvdtalk."

:lol:

wait a minute... :(

Re: I think I got to first base tonight!
 

How romantic...

I'm sure your heart melt when she said that...

Must have picked it up from the stellar dialogue in "The Rock"

You're fisting what?

LOL @ this whole damn thread. You all owe me a new keyboard.

You should have responded..."nah but I could use a (Insert Crude Comment Here)"

-pedagogue

Holy **** dude...I just launched a snot rocket from laughing so hard...jesus ****ing christ...

Relax girl, I saw this on the internet once ...