elbow deep within the borderline

How will you suffer if you're going to the same school?

No, we would have to suffer at the prom with that damn song! Only reason why I am going is cause
a. I got free tickets
and of course
b. I love her

:hscratch:
:hscratch:

Even though you don't think it will happen... bring a rubber glove anyways.

I doubt I would need to do that

http://www.townsend-records.co.uk/acatalog/tvfists.gif

http://photoalbum.camerahacker.com/D...the%20Nose.jpg

http://www.eskimo.com/~largesse/Archives/fists.gif

lmao right now at those pics boris.
Also, why is "I'm With You" consitered bad on this forum? Hopefully, they play this song at prom, and I get my first real slowdance opportunity.

guys, what exactly does third base feel like?

When prom night arrives, I reccomend using the "bunker buster" technique for the "after party."

Interesting that next to the thread about War starting, this one seems to be the hot topic around here.

Care to elaborate on that?

Ask Richard Simmons

Third base? Richard Simmons? That's just sick.

Don't go there.

http://www.dailyepiphany.net/images/gallery/third.jpg

So did you get thrown out attempting to steal second?

Sorry. Didn't mean to offend.

To continue the bad baseball analogies:

Is it true that she wants to pitch, but you don't want to catch?

or something like that.

Like warm apple pie.

Rypo: Is this your first girlfriend? First time you've kissed a girl?

Also, how long have the two of you been dating?

Can't speak for the rest of the forum, but I don't consider it a bad song. As a hardcore metal head even I'm man enough to admit it's pretty good. Avril gets on my nerves a little, but at least she isn't X-Tina.

Mordred

Well Just-In-Case:

You better pack one of these:

http://www.ingis.co.kr/Market/glove/glove4.gif

Can't see enough of each other now? Well you'll be getting sick of it all after everyday with her. :p

either way... enjoy your Reach of this relationship while you can. :p

Man, I can't believe I didn't click on this thread earlier. It's GOLD, baby! Almost as funny as the "But I thought Grunter was a guy?" confusion.

Dirty Sanchez is a real man's second base.

Hopefully it won't be too long before she really starts opening up to you.

:lol:

IF you can just push through her barriers, you will have a sucessful relationship. :up:
mini

Really? I've always considered that pretty "child's play" type stuff... more of a foul ball, in baseball terms.

No, it's not second base until you've taken pictures of her giving it to her own dad with a strap-on.

No second
yep
About 3 months.

Rypro: in terms of elaborating, "Bunker Busters" are the large bombs the F-7s dropped last night to penetrate underground bunkers. Get it?

Also, you are kind of confusing me by saying you will both have to suffer through the song by Avril Lavigne on Prom Night. If you want to slow dance to it and make it a "moment" song, why would you be suffering?

Dammmmmnnnnn!

You have been dating for 3 months and you got to first base with her just the other day. (Well Good 4 You)

- Gotta Start Somewhere -

I guess your not joking that you don't expect to be rounding the bases anytime soon. :D

(keep swinging - you never know you may get a double or a triple sooner than you thought)

no, the theme is "moment like this" by the american idol chick, and I really hate that song as of right now, but hopefully, they will play "our" song.

God damn, at this rate the fisting won't happen until 2006.

That actually seems reasonable. (the year)

However...threat of war...end of the world...you know, that can push the date up (pardon the pun).
mini

:lol:rotfl:lol:

So very VERY wrong!!!

this thread is hilarious....

anyone have a link to the grunter thread? i must have missed that.


i personally think avril lavine sucks...but whatever...

3 months for a kiss?

You sir, have got teh mad paitence..

Hope you're emptying the tank every few days, else that's got to hurt like a mofo.

;)

http://www.dvdtalk.com/forum/showthr...ight=celeberty
If you have 56k, prepare for hell, and you get to look at great women.

And Pixiboi, this originally was not a "romantic" relationship, it was morely a "lets be friends" relationship.

Maybe they should watch Scary Movie together :lol:

rotfl


If what he says is true in terms of when they go all the way, that scenario might be true.

I highly doubt that will be needed -wink- . btw, I just got off the phone with her about 20 min ago and we are either seeing Bringing Down the House or Chicago.