By djariya at 2012-02-15

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Episode 4 of 14

This is a god damn train wreck.

Holy shit.

I don't think I've ever seen a dumber group of people on this show. Amazing.

I love how Colton was able to offend so many different groups of people in just one episode. He has to be the most hated Survivor contestant ever...and it's only episode four.

Stupid, Colton may be the worst thing to happen to the game of Survivor.

Colton is a horrible person. I'm not quite sure how he took / received power but all the other men are spineless. I'd NEVER let that guy talk to me that way -- $1M or not.

Thank you to the guys for keeping some of the eye candy from going. I wanna see how Alicia looks after a couple of weeks of losing weight.

If they weren't living on the same beach, would they even have had the option to give away immunity? Of course no tribe has ever been stupid enough to even consider it before.

I can't stand Colton, what an obnoxious horrible human being. If they were smart, and they apparently are not....after that tirade...they should have voted his ass off. It would have been the best blind side ever.

If Colton really hated Bill because he doesn't have a "real job" then he should hate Jay just as much.

How in the world did he get away calling Leif all those names? WtF? If anyone came after him the way he went after Leif, they would be apologizing all over the damn place. What a double standard. He better face some wrath.............

Yeah, can we expect Little People of America to protest the show?

I think Colton may be the most loathsome creature to appear on Survivor a reality television program.

And that's saying a goddamn lot.

This episode was a major WTF?

Colton is disgusting, but the men on his tribe who are following him around and doing his bidding are pretty disgusting too. So he's got the idol. So what?? At least try to make an attempt to blindside his ass and get him out of there.

Like everyone else, I spent the last 20 minutes of the episode saying "What a bunch of idiots" over and over again.

OMG! This Colton bitch has got to go! What a repulsive excuse for a human being. He is such a whining, rude, annoying little waste of air. He needs to be struck repeatedly about his head until he understands how offensive he is to the rest off the world.
I can't believe the other men are even putting up with him. If the show keeps pointing the camera at this pathetic turd I will probably stop watching.

Please God almighty, Heavenly Father, GET HIM OFF THIS SHOW!!!!

And the kicker is he probably will go down in survivor history and come back on another survivor episode (like Russel and Ozzie etc) In which case I will definitely not watch that epi.

I guess I don't understand the power of the Immunity Idol IF everyone knows you have it. You flush it out, if he doesn't play it he is gone, if he plays it, then the second person you wanted out is gone and then so is the Idol, and then no more power. How hard is that?
That being said, if Colton is for real, he is a horrible human being. Much respect for Bill, I would have lost it and hurt Colton for real.

As a gay dude, I just want to say...fuck Colton. I want to commit a hate crime on that repulsive fuck.

Truth is this is a bunch of crap. It is 100% setup to get you to get upset and continue to watch it. I for one would like to see a real showing of what people really do. No one w/ an IQ above 2 would ever do this. It is just like the Axmen when they had the cable brake but the cable was replaced after only 1 fiber broke. They asked them to switch it out and show them what would happen if it broke. So it was setup by the same people who made this show. I know this is a fact because I was there when it happened and I was never asked to sign any paperwork since I wasn't in the axmen show. Enjoy the rest of the season I'm done.

<Finger @ Setup Survivor>

So, the only black person in Colton's real life is his maid????????

I hope she bakes him a nice chocolate cream pie when he gets home!

Seriously, I never imagined that anyone would ever top Russell on the evil factor or for that matter make a move stupider than Eric giving immunity to Natalie on Fans vs. Favorites.

But of course, this actually is good TV, and I can't wait to see what happens next!

And after seeing Colton, no jury would convict you.

This isn't entertaining villainy either. I just want to fast-forward when I see his face on the screen. And I really will have to bail if this season devolves further into the Colton show.

By the way, was I imagining things early in the episode ... or does Lief sleep in a box?!?

What's really dumb is the 4 other misfits could do this... and STILL have a 4-3 majority; I'm surprised at the very least one of the 3 in the minority alliance wouldn't point this out in tribal, if for no other reason to possibly flush the idol out and at least plant the idea if it's 5-2 in a future tribal

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The show at this point seems steered toward outcomes; not saying blatantly rigged but there are some things that seem "guided". I would not be stunned to see Colton magically sniff out a blindside in the future and play the idol at the perfect time to save himself.

I'm thinking this might be the season Survivor "Jumps The Shark". Its so horribly bad and over the top I don't really care who wins. Remember when they had Elisabeth Hasselbeck on season 2 and it felt like you had to be a "survivor" to win survivor? Maybe Jeff is getting his other hosting job because he knows?

As a straight dude, I just want to strap on a dildo and donkey punch his ass back home. POW! -notrolls-

The amount of hatred he displays for people unlike him is amazing. To have it might be understandable if he were picked on, etc., but to show it on Survivor? He's made it clear he's not in this for a monetary prize, so why the rest of the men didn't immediately vote him out is stupid. Not voting Colton out this week is the dumbest move any of these men have made. Bill, Lief, Michael and Jay could have taken over tonight.

Did you really just make an account here to tell us you're done with the show?

+1 million



The best thing Colton has done is inspire people to join DVDTalk to express their hatred!

Sounds like he has an ax to grind.