Stewie isn't the only one who over-emphasizes the w: "Over Whell-ming"

Would anyone be willing to fill me in on some things going on in the house? Too old and too many kids to be staying up watching the feeds or BBAD all night, but it still drives me crazy not knowing what's going on.

As much as I hate Rachel and Brendon, I will be rooting for Jeff and Jordan again for as long as they are there, so I'd like to see the "veterans" get whatever they need to get far and maybe even win.

From what I last saw, they had gotten a few of the newbies to come over, but then I've read things at Jokers that has totally confused me as to whether anyone, much less several people, would be willing to get into an alliance with the vets. I thought Porsche would be one and the plan was to save her, but now I just read before going to bed that Keith is going to stay.

What's going on in there? Who will NOT put up the vets if they win HOH? With Dick gone, Dani with the golden key, and Rachel already HOH, they're only going to have Jeff and Brendon competing in the next HOH (I know Jordan will be playing, but the odds of her winning are too slim to even have some hope). Jeff and Brendon are strong, but those are still long odds and I think J and J would be the first to be put up UNLESS things are happening that I'm not aware of.

Anyone willing to fill me in on what's been going on and how things are looking heading towards Thursday's first eviction? Thanks.

Yeah, I also need someone to fill me in on what's going on. Power loss made me miss Monday's BBAD.

It seems Rachel and Brendon had some kind of fight yesterday, but I'm not sure of the details.

Who or what is "Franklin" that I keep seeing them mention on Joker's website?

Also, apparently Jeff ranted against Dumbledore last night: 'Big Brother' Jeff -- Homophobic Shots At Dumbledore | TMZ.com

Franklin is the house turtle.

Rachel and Brendan seem to have fights every few hours. More recently, the topics have been Rachel spending too much money and getting too drunk a few nights ago and talking too much to the newbies.

CBS is supposed to comment on a guy talking about a fantasy character? That's how far we've come?

Stuffed turtle...just wanted to clarify.

Damn, that rant by Jeff was pretty bad. I always thought Jordan was the dumbest one in the relationship.

Speaking of Jordan, I think she may be the most boring person ever on a reality show.

dolphinboy & windom: Sorry, I can't fill you in on the past few nights. They're still sitting on my dvr. Last I heard the vets had Porshe and Shelly (Sheila?), but they could just be telling the vets what they think they want to hear.

Did see the show, what did CBS say about it?

They told us about as much as Dick's announcement did.

Actually, they told us less than Dick. Pun intended.

Call a Waaaaaambulance, Rachel has been crying and pouting non-stop all show long about how everyone hates her, everyone targets her and Brendon, how Cassie is out to hurt her (to Jordan), how she's misunderstood and not a villain, how she doesn't criticize anybody else ( ), etc. Between this and the previous night's almost non-stop coverage of 'Bookie' talking cute on the hammock "BBAD" has literally become 'As the World Turns (Around Brendon and Rachel).' Jesus Christ, the drama when either Brendon or Rachel is sent packing and the other one is left behind (particularly if its the latter) will be epic but I also can't wait to have someone else (probably Jeff and Jordan) for the "After Dark" cameras to focus on to.

[Kosh]And so it begins...[/Kosh]

Brendan to Rachel, "Jeff and Jordan, I honestly think they could be a little jealous of our relationship."

Part of it I'm sure is so Brenchel can see everything later & see how stupid Rach was being no matter how long they stay.

'Because they don't show physical affection for each other, and that's important to me' - Brendon

I know people were complaining that After Dark isn't HD, but does anyone really want to see Rachel's acne in high-definition?

She got pwned in another arguement, but since it was just her and Cassi in the room she's misrepresenting what actually happenend. As always she never did anything wrong.

I like Cassi, and not just b/c of her looks (she's a little thin, but she's got fantastic bone structure!) so I'm really disappointed to see her leave this early. It's too early to pick favorites, but I tend to like people who are more self aware, and she seems that way.

I think it's ironic that Jeff and Jordan almost certainly like her more than they do Brendon and Rachel, and they can probably trust her if she gave them her word more than just about anyone in the house, but they still have to send her home b/c of the dumb couples twist and the way the game has broken. It's too early to betray B/R, and their "alliance" would be pissed off at them if they put up K/L. The others are off limits. It kind of sucks (for them too!).

I'm Brendon and Racheled out so I'm probably done paying close attention for awhile. I HATE HATE HATE HATE seeing them "win" with their bullshit over Cassi. Why watch that if I don't have to?

Tonight was THE most awkward billiards game ever on "BBAD" I've seen. If you knew/saw what went on between Rachel and Cassie before there was so much said between these two with few spoken words. Shame Jeff and Jordan don't have the will or incentive to upset the applecard. I'd love the fireworks with Rachel if Cassie somehow gets to stay past Thursday.

Is there a video of the fight yet? Too bad they couldn't wait 30 minutes to start the argument.

I sort of get what he's saying. But only sort of.

But this is a guy who was (according to him) disowned by his family before being on BB last year so all he has is Rachel so of course he wants to show how much he cares by being physical.

And in other ways its ridiculous that Jeff and Jordan refuse to show any kind of real physical affection just because they don't want anyone seeing it on TV.

I've said it before, I'll say it again:

You do not go on BB (or any reality show of this type) doing the whole "I've got to hide my true self so I don't upset my family/they don't need to know the real me" if you're going to cop that way of thinking.

Nice going tonight, spoilers abound on a few movies.
Anyway I've been catching decent portions of the after dark and all I see is jelly beans, bad pool playing and the older woman never stops talking, which in itself isn't a bad thing except for her voice is horrible.

If I'm not looking at the screen and I hear her speak I keep thinking that a guy is talking.

So what I'm wondering is when does something interesting happen after dark?
It's 50% jellybean tv from what I see and about 30% older woman offering her sage advice and opinion on everything including peanut butter and jelly sandwiches. She never shuts up.

A lot of smoking on the show too.

Rarely.

There was a big naked orgy in the hot tub in, I believe, season nine.

And there were some pretty awesome fights during season eleven. There was a huge Russell vs Chima fight, Chima flipped out and got thrown out of the house by the producers after Jeff evicted Jessie using a secret coup d'etat power, and Jordan chest-thumping Russell with her boobs during an argument.

But, as a general rule, it's mostly people playing pool, smoking, and drinking.

I have on Friday night's After Dark and Porshe is playing the game. I'm watching her talking to Rachel one-on-one and she's totally playing Rachel with her conversation and Rachel doesn't even realize it. I'm actually respecting her right now.

Take a drink every time these annoying fucks say "obviously."

From some quick reading over at Joker's, I hope we get to see some of Dani losing her my mind trying to get B & R to backdoor J/J and telling them Dominic can be trusted 100%. She will be lucky to survive this and it's possible that she's going to get Dom sent home, when Adam was the one going when Rachel put up the nominations.

As much as I don't like Brenchel, they bought into some of Dani's con job for a while, but especially Brendon picked up on her BS very quickly and now they're just stringing her along. Dani seems to have miscalculated things badly.

She had people questioning J and J and she totally had the house ready to boot Adam. Dani should have been happy with just that, because Dom was the one they should have targeted and Dani was the major reason that changed.

Now B & R totally don't trust Dani and they're stringing her along. Obviously, as in any BB thread, it goes without saying that stupid moves and changes in plans happen often, but as of now, Dani seems to have really overplayed her hand and might be the first vet they go after when that time comes.

Oh, and it's been confirmed that Keith and Cassi are in sequester, which I think can only mean one thing. Someone is coming back. If they let America vote, it will be Cassi unless Jo or Je leave before it happens. Things have been pretty dull, but I'd love to see Rachel's head explode if Cassi came back in and if Dom is still there, Dani will be none to happy either.

I've been expecting someone to return since Dick left so early in the game.

I really hope it is Cassi who comes back because I thought she was a good player and it will make Rachel flip out; you know she'll get paranoid and freak out, thinking the viewers did it to spite her. Rachel has been very concerned about how she's being viewed by America this time around, fully aware that almost everyone hated her last year.

Has anyone been keeping up with After Dark? I just fast forwarded through 4 days worth in about an hour. This might be the most boring bunch yet.

Take a drink every time someone says "obviously" or "literally."