"Are You Smarter Than A Fifth Grader?"
#26
Originally Posted by Deftones
No, they only get one "peek", one "save" and one "copy" at all, not per kid.
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Originally Posted by GatorDeb
It's one peek, save, and copy per contestant, and only 2 aids per kid, so by the third clue you have a new kid.
It's actually two questions per kid regardless if you use your cheats or not. A good strategy may be to go with the strengths of the kid and answer those questions while you have the kid with you. Anyway, the UCLA guy is either a ringer or a complete moron. A US history major who did not know Johnson was the first President who was impeached should be ashamed. He wasn't even close - John Q. Adams? What? UCLA should demand he return his diploma.
#29
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So, is it in October?
#30
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Jesus... this thing had to be faked.
Either that, or they're screening for the dumbest motherfuckers they can find.
(Okay... I almost missed the closest star to the Earth. I was going to go with Proxima Centauri until I realized it was, like a first grade-level question.)
Either that, or they're screening for the dumbest motherfuckers they can find.
(Okay... I almost missed the closest star to the Earth. I was going to go with Proxima Centauri until I realized it was, like a first grade-level question.)
#31
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Originally Posted by Jadzia
Technically wasn't Bill Clinton impeached? I thought if you were brought to an impeachment trial you were considered impeached, regardless if you were removed from office or not. That's why I thought it was a trick question, like the polar bear/penguin one (which I actually knew!)
I still don't understand the triangle question. That wasn't anything I learned in 5th grade. We were still learning long division then. Maybe in 9th grade geometry....
I still don't understand the triangle question. That wasn't anything I learned in 5th grade. We were still learning long division then. Maybe in 9th grade geometry....
Both Johnson and Clinton were impeached and then put on trial in the Senate. Both were found not guilty. And both were brought up on bullshit charges, but that's another story.
Nixon would've been impeached, and likely found guilty by the Senate and removed from office had he not resigned before the impeachment process began.
I'm positive that we were doing simple geometry like finding the area of squares, circles, and triangles in either the fifth or sixth grade. I remember the math teacher I had for grades five and six, and he did cover that stuff. (Actually, the way the triangle area question was worded, it was basically a simple algebra problem that I don't think we did until later grades.)
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This show is meaningless
So what if the questions came from a 5th grade textbook. Theres plenty of things 5th graders are going to know because they are learning them currently.
Ask me a lot of math questions and I'll get a lot of them wrong. Ask a 5th grader to pay a bill and that will put them in their place
So what if the questions came from a 5th grade textbook. Theres plenty of things 5th graders are going to know because they are learning them currently.
Ask me a lot of math questions and I'll get a lot of them wrong. Ask a 5th grader to pay a bill and that will put them in their place
#33
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I had no idea Columbus Day was such a hard question. It's usually around October 11th.
So far the only ones I got wrong were the impeachment one and the millenia question.
So far the only ones I got wrong were the impeachment one and the millenia question.
#34
Originally Posted by Josh-da-man
Jesus... this thing had to be faked.
Either that, or they're screening for the dumbest motherfuckers they can find.
Either that, or they're screening for the dumbest motherfuckers they can find.
#35
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Originally Posted by Brain Stew
I had no idea Columbus Day was such a hard question. It's usually around October 11th.
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#36
Thread Starter
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I'm right after the border question... MEXICO?!
I've gotten three wrong so far. Ep 1: Johnson and the area of a triangle, Ep 2: closest star (I thought it was a trick question and I said the moon).
I've gotten three wrong so far. Ep 1: Johnson and the area of a triangle, Ep 2: closest star (I thought it was a trick question and I said the moon).
#37
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Originally Posted by GatorDeb
I've gotten three wrong so far. Ep 1: Johnson and the area of a triangle, Ep 2: closest star (I thought it was a trick question and I said the moon).
#38
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Originally Posted by Fanboy
Congrats, you've just qualified to be on the next episode! 


2 episodes, 3 questions wrong. I'm happy with the tally
(AND I got the millenia question right and I thought that was so easy it was a freebie).
#44
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Originally Posted by Timber
Well I was 10 for 10, "Smarter then a 5th grader" but can't figure out how to post it like GatorDeb did so I guess I'm not that smart.
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Originally Posted by nodeerforamonth
I wonder if Howard Stern is going to sue these guys. Yet another blatant ripoff of what he's done years ago.
#47
Somehow I doubt he was first either. I'm not saying he ripped it off, but someone somewhere probably did it before him. The idea isn't that amazing, so I'm sure lots of people have come up with a similar idea independently of each other.
#48
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Okay, my wife likes this show because hey, she teaches 5th grade. But I don't see how anyone can watch this (or most similar modern gameshows) without the use of the DVR. I've only watched the first episode, but man did they drag it out... there must have been only around 10 minutes of actual questions and answers. The first guy pretty much got everything wrong he could, and it still took over more than half the episode.
#50
Originally Posted by fujishig
I've only watched the first episode, but man did they drag it out... there must have been only around 10 minutes of actual questions and answers. The first guy pretty much got everything wrong he could, and it still took over more than half the episode.
It's been a while since I've been in grade school, but some of these questions seem BS. I don't remember going much past the planets in the solar system, let alone memorizing constellations. I thought first grade was mostly coloring and taking naps.




The moon isn't a star, it's a trapezoid.
