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Jack Bauer vs. Jack Bristow, bigger bad ass?

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Old 02-21-06 | 01:15 PM
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Originally Posted by DarkestPhoenix
SPOILERS!!!

He didn't give me that courtesy.

Has Bauer ever:
- Killed his ex-wife?
- Set up a co-worker patsy to get killed instead of his daughter?
- Been electrocuted and lived?
- Gone to Cuba, blinked morse code, gotten shot and back to the US on his own?
- he was willing to kill his partner HIMSELF just to protect his cover
- he's DIED twice and LIVED
Old 02-21-06 | 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Meteu185
Bauer only has a car with a little drawer of guns and fun stuff.

Jack Bristow has an entire storage unit of merciless torture/killing tools. God know how many bodies are in there, too.

Plus, Jack Bristow built the Titanic.
jack doesn't need "tools"

he uses his surroundings

a towel down someones neck to drag out their intestines
wires from a lamp to electrocute someone
a hacksaw to cut off someones head
Old 02-21-06 | 01:18 PM
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Originally Posted by Merkin Muffley

Plus he held up a Quickie Mart.
just to waste time
Old 02-21-06 | 01:21 PM
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Originally Posted by Chauzer
- he was willing to kill his partner HIMSELF just to protect his cover
- he's DIED twice and LIVED

Jack Bristow also once instructed Marshall over coms on how to properly remove a human eyeball (Marshall failed during the first attempt).

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Old 02-21-06 | 01:45 PM
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I love Jack Bauer but, where he's a very passionate killer (he can get get very intense when taking someone out or in the midst of torture), Jack Bristow is a cold ruthless son of a bitch. There is no negotiating with him unless he planned to negotiate in the first place (and those times are rare). If I ever went up against either, both would scare me shitless but with Bristow I'd know I was dead before the first shot was fired.
Old 02-21-06 | 02:40 PM
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are u talking about bowzer?
Old 02-21-06 | 02:59 PM
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Originally Posted by Tazwolff
Bristow! He lives to torture, relishes in it... it's better than sex for that man.
yep.
Old 03-21-06 | 10:00 PM
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I stopped watching both Alias and 24 at the of last season because BOTH shows just became too goddamn stupid for me to call them entertaining anymore. That being said, my vote goes to Jack's Bistro.











ok Bristow!
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Sorry, but after the Alias series finale I thought this could use an update.

I've now seen upto season 4 of "24" and I almost wanted to change my vote to Bauer, but then Bristow had to shoot some high ranking governement official during a governement meeting and then at the end of the SERIES finale he
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said to Sloane: "You beat death, but you couldn't beat me." and then BLEW himself to pieces just to trap Sloane
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After the Alias series finale this poll should officially be awarded to Jack Bristow and all Jack Bauer votes should be discarded.

Anyone else agree? Of course I still need to see 24 season 5, but I don't see anything being more badass.

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Old 06-01-06 | 09:47 PM
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...and then at the end of the SERIES finale he said to Sloane: "You beat death, but you couldn't beat me." and then BLEW HIMSELF.
Yeah, that is pretty badass..
Old 06-01-06 | 10:04 PM
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No Doubt about it! Spy Daddy wins hands Down!
Old 06-01-06 | 10:24 PM
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Originally Posted by Rogue588
Yeah, that is pretty badass..


I didn't even realize how WRONG that looked until you edited the rest out. I edited one word, changed it to lower case and now it doesn't seem to stand out anymore.

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Old 06-01-06 | 10:36 PM
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Old 06-01-06 | 10:36 PM
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Jack Bauer would have figured out a way to blow up that cave, get out of there, shore up his bullet wound, travel halfway around the world in minutes so he could see Sydney kill her mother, all while shouting "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! DAMMIT!"

Besides, Bauer was willing to be blown up by an A-Bomb back in Season 2.
Old 06-01-06 | 11:24 PM
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I didn't even realize how WRONG that looked until you edited the rest out. I edited one word, changed it to lower case and now it doesn't seem to stand out anymore.


Originally Posted by TheKing
Jack Bauer would have figured out a way to blow up that cave, get out of there, shore up his bullet wounds, travel halfway around the world in minutes so he could see Sydney kill her mother, all while shouting "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! DAMMIT!"
Old 06-01-06 | 11:46 PM
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Originally Posted by TheKing
Jack Bauer would have figured out a way to blow up that cave, get out of there, shore up his bullet wound, travel halfway around the world in minutes so he could see Sydney kill her mother, all while shouting "WE'RE RUNNING OUT OF TIME! DAMMIT!"

Besides, Bauer was willing to be blown up by an A-Bomb back in Season 2.


Bauer bailed on the nuke so that doesn't count. Also, he was doing it to save million of lives. Bristow did what he did just to
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trap ONE man forever. Bristow had the opportunity to be healed of his mortal wounds and live forever, but instead chose vengeance. Now THAT is hardcore. Probably as hardcore and hardcore gets.


I only caught a glimpse of the Bauer animated GIF. I didn't want it to spoil anything for me (haha, Bauer kicks badguy's ass and/or tortures/kills bad guy. Huge spoiler huh? I guess I don't want to see how it happens without watching the villain earn his ass kicking/torture/death first.).

Anyway, it made think that it would be cool to have a thread dedicated to TV animated GIFs. Has there ever been a thread dedicated to TV GIFs? I know they have a big movie GIF thread in another topic area, but there should be one for tv damn it!

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Old 06-02-06 | 05:40 AM
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^ go ahead and scroll up and watch it. He is a nobody that had maybe 3 lines. I don't think he even had a name. Not everyone he kills is important, even though there seems to be a new top dog every third episode.
Old 06-02-06 | 09:39 AM
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Just incase some people are still catching up

Spoiler:
I was going to vote Bristow, but he lost a little steam with me when he didn't off Peyton after the explosion. Besides we all know Spy daddy will be back in the Alias movie.
Old 06-02-06 | 10:06 AM
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Originally Posted by Mok
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I was going to vote Bristow, but he lost a little steam with me when he didn't off Peyton after the explosion. Besides we all know Spy daddy will be back in the Alias movie.
Is that official or are you just hoping, like me.
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It is possible to bring him back by just saying that the Rambaldi goop splashed on him due to the explotion and his body parts reassembled (it did heal Sloane's wounds every time, it seems) but if they didn't even bother to have Sloane give the Rambaldi juice (the one used to save Evil Francie - until she was killed again) to Nadia, I doubt the writers will bother to ressurect Spy Daddy.
Old 06-02-06 | 10:09 AM
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Just praying
Old 01-21-07 | 02:09 PM
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So can we declare the contest over now? I present further evidence:

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Sorry...I don't think we'd see Jack Bristow bellyachin' and cryin' like a bitch that "I can't do this anymore"...

though, for some reason, I mistakenly voted for him, dammit...
Old 05-19-10 | 11:32 AM
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Re: Jack Bauer vs. Jack Bristow, bigger bad ass?

So, after a few more days under Jack Bauer's belt, and especially after the past couple episodes, I think it's it's uncontested despite the close poll.
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Re: Jack Bauer vs. Jack Bristow, bigger bad ass?

Only one of them has his own fragrance.

Of course, given Jack never showers or has a much needed BM in a 24-hour period, I sure as hell don't wanna smell like him.


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