Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica
 

I've started to watch this show when I came across it by accident last weekend. I have a few things to say:

1) Jessica Simpson has a smoking HOT body
2) Jessica is a stupid blonde
3) Jessica is a spoiled brat
4) Jessica is a jealous bitch
5) Jessica is lucky to have Nick and this is coming from a guy

I got caught watching the show once and now I'm watching it again. For as dumb as she is she's still hot as hell though.

I think I am hook on this show now. They just show the preview of next week of them going camping. I don't see how this show can help her career.

How old is she anyway? 20, 21? She's as dumb as your average 20-something woman.

Yup, dumb as a rock

I saw them on Oprah promoting this show. She was bragging about how they waited until they got married to have sex. I bet this marriage doesn't last long. He probably just married her to get in her pants, and that will wear off eventually.

I don't see her getting any uglier in the meantime though

The chickeon of the sea conversation from the first episode was one of the greatest unintentional comedy moments in tv history. It was like something Ozzy would say on his show but at least he has the years of drug abuse as an excuse. She's just a moron.

There was a funny joke about them waiting for sex on MTV Bash or whatever it was called. The host said he bet she double downed on the oral. Nick kind of nodded.

I pick two choices:

2) Jessica is a stupid blonde
3) Jessica is a spoiled brat


the stupid spoiled blonde brat can't do crap on her own. what was up with tossing cloths in the middle of the hallway? I would have shown her the back end of my hand.

The look on Nick's face was priceless during that conversation :lol: It kind of said "You're so dumb" and "You're so pretty" at the same time.

I only saw the first episode and it was hilarious. :lol: Jessica is hot, spoiled, and dumb. Prior to watching the show, I had no idea of how spoiled and dumb she was.

I'm a fan of hers, though. She has a pretty powerful voice and like I said, she's hot.

Great show! :up::up:

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I don't really understand why she seems to think of herself as such a big star, I didn't think her career had been doign that well. Either way, it's a good thing she's hot or else I doubt anyone would have been brave enough to marry her.

Yeah, she's kinda hot, but there are tons of hot chicks. Way too many to have to spend the rest of your life with her. Especially since that dude could score just about any wool that he wanted to.

I'd hit it! :lol:

FS

LOL

You said wool

he must be thinking of sheep. :p

either way, I must agree. I really didn't consider her a major star to begin with. She came out when the spear clones were in full effect and didn't have all that many hits. How did she survive for all this time?

I haven't seen this show yet but I thought she comes across as sweet in interviews.

I caught this show last night and DAMN is this chick the biggest air head I have ever seen!!

Seriously, who in their right mind would spend $700 on underwear!? Why look at the price after you bought the items rather than before....I dont get it. I guess its an airhead thing.

Nick does seem cool....except when he sings, the he just looks and sounds like a complete dork. Both of em cant sing worth ****.

"Is this chicken or tuna?" :lol: :lol: :lol:

Just look at her tits

sorry, but every spears clone has boobs. I care very little about the origin of the clones, why should I care about the rest? eh. i guess I don't get it.

Quite entertaining, they could get rid of Nick and the show would be much better!

If you get rid of Nick, this show would be just another Anna Nicole Smith. :(

But a slimmer version of ANS for now...