Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica
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Newlyweds: Nick and Jessica
I've started to watch this show when I came across it by accident last weekend. I have a few things to say:
1) Jessica Simpson has a smoking HOT body
2) Jessica is a stupid blonde
3) Jessica is a spoiled brat
4) Jessica is a jealous bitch
5) Jessica is lucky to have Nick and this is coming from a guy
1) Jessica Simpson has a smoking HOT body
2) Jessica is a stupid blonde
3) Jessica is a spoiled brat
4) Jessica is a jealous bitch
5) Jessica is lucky to have Nick and this is coming from a guy
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I saw them on Oprah promoting this show. She was bragging about how they waited until they got married to have sex. I bet this marriage doesn't last long. He probably just married her to get in her pants, and that will wear off eventually.
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The chickeon of the sea conversation from the first episode was one of the greatest unintentional comedy moments in tv history. It was like something Ozzy would say on his show but at least he has the years of drug abuse as an excuse. She's just a moron.
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I pick two choices:
2) Jessica is a stupid blonde
3) Jessica is a spoiled brat
the stupid spoiled blonde brat can't do crap on her own. what was up with tossing cloths in the middle of the hallway? I would have shown her the back end of my hand.
2) Jessica is a stupid blonde
3) Jessica is a spoiled brat
the stupid spoiled blonde brat can't do crap on her own. what was up with tossing cloths in the middle of the hallway? I would have shown her the back end of my hand.
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Originally posted by MrX
The chickeon of the sea conversation from the first episode was one of the greatest unintentional comedy moments in tv history. It was like something Ozzy would say on his show but at least he has the years of drug abuse as an excuse. She's just a moron.
The chickeon of the sea conversation from the first episode was one of the greatest unintentional comedy moments in tv history. It was like something Ozzy would say on his show but at least he has the years of drug abuse as an excuse. She's just a moron.
It kind of said "You're so dumb" and "You're so pretty" at the same time.
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I only saw the first episode and it was hilarious.
Jessica is hot, spoiled, and dumb. Prior to watching the show, I had no idea of how spoiled and dumb she was.
I'm a fan of hers, though. She has a pretty powerful voice and like I said, she's hot.
Great show!

Jessica is hot, spoiled, and dumb. Prior to watching the show, I had no idea of how spoiled and dumb she was. I'm a fan of hers, though. She has a pretty powerful voice and like I said, she's hot.
Great show!


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I don't really understand why she seems to think of herself as such a big star, I didn't think her career had been doign that well. Either way, it's a good thing she's hot or else I doubt anyone would have been brave enough to marry her.
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Yeah, she's kinda hot, but there are tons of hot chicks. Way too many to have to spend the rest of your life with her. Especially since that dude could score just about any wool that he wanted to.
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he must be thinking of sheep.
either way, I must agree. I really didn't consider her a major star to begin with. She came out when the spear clones were in full effect and didn't have all that many hits. How did she survive for all this time?
either way, I must agree. I really didn't consider her a major star to begin with. She came out when the spear clones were in full effect and didn't have all that many hits. How did she survive for all this time?
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I caught this show last night and DAMN is this chick the biggest air head I have ever seen!!
Seriously, who in their right mind would spend $700 on underwear!? Why look at the price after you bought the items rather than before....I dont get it. I guess its an airhead thing.
Nick does seem cool....except when he sings, the he just looks and sounds like a complete dork. Both of em cant sing worth ****.
Seriously, who in their right mind would spend $700 on underwear!? Why look at the price after you bought the items rather than before....I dont get it. I guess its an airhead thing.
Nick does seem cool....except when he sings, the he just looks and sounds like a complete dork. Both of em cant sing worth ****.
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Originally posted by Jackskeleton
She came out when the spear clones were in full effect and didn't have all that many hits. How did she survive for all this time?
She came out when the spear clones were in full effect and didn't have all that many hits. How did she survive for all this time?
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sorry, but every spears clone has boobs. I care very little about the origin of the clones, why should I care about the rest? eh. i guess I don't get it.
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Originally posted by Jonny2k1
Quite entertaining, they could get rid of Nick and the show would be much better!
Quite entertaining, they could get rid of Nick and the show would be much better!



