Yeah, I was thinking, "this is different from our lives now, how?"

So, we're agreed then. We're all qualified to do this, yes?

Bartender?

What would we name our channel?

Deez Nuts TV: All Cult, No Braveheart

SFT. Science Fiction Theater. (Ain't nobody around old enough to know that one.)

Here’s a coupla ideas for programming:

MSDVDT3.5K, the same premise (why change it), cheesy movies acquired from “SciFi Originals” at a discount rate. Some of us play the regular characters. One suggestion would be to have das play the part of whatshername, but you only get to see his hairy arm. And he has a speech problem. Think Soupy Sales.

Bando 5 At 5 (shown at 5:00, natch). Bandoman hosts a weekly airing of B5 episodes that he hasn’t seen yet. Before each ep, he speculates on events whilst several of us say “Heh heh heh” in unison. At the end of each show, Bando begs Seeker to let him watch the next episode. To which we all reply, in unison…

do we get to show Yesterday's Enterprise too?
inside joke for those who don't get it

Culture Shock (Reality, Monday - Thursday): Experts in culturally unique methods of torture experiment on Bonnie Hammer, Brannon Braga, Rick Berman, and a weekly surprise guest on Thursdays (candidates include John Edward, Michael Eisner, Warren Littlefield, etc). Segments are inner-cut with a big-breasted beauty exploring the cultural region of the world where the torture was crafted. If the guest can withstand a full hour, the audience gets to choose between Clean Living (waste build-up is removed from their permanent cage) or Fine Dining (4 oz of water and a Saltine cracker). Show regulars will remain confined to a cage for the duration of the planet Earth; weekly guests will stay at the luxurious Ramada Inn.

das

You, sir, are a bitter, bitter man.

Bring back MST3k and play it immediatly following the weekly SciFi Original.

9pm: Interceptor Force 5

11pm: MST3K:Interceptor Force 5

comedy gold!

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Well, that didn't take long to get an answer about when Supercar will be on DVD: today!