I found this quote funny from King Jacko jr.
"I didn't like part 2 (star wars episode 2), because it was slow and borring"

I agree. And leave that poor Courtney Love and poor Mike Tyson alone, too!

I didn't even know they were going out together.

Sweet baby Jesus. This is riveting!
Surreal. What the hell was that Green Giant statue?

You know, i wanted to at least give him the benefit and see what he has to say.

But when he was asked how much he was worth. He goes around a billion!! 1 billion!! Then cut to Barbara, she says, it's really 200 million. I don't know about the rest of you, but from that moment on for the rest of the show, i couldn't believe a word that comes out of his mouth!

Is it possible to be off 800 million?..........jeeez

Yeah, lying about money. Thats the weirdest thing so far.

If it were me, I'd stop counting after $150 million.

Whats the deal with the kid in a mask? That just aint right.

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There is NO way those are his biological children.


AND: I think its safe to say that some German's have way too much time on their hands.

Apparently his father didn't beat him hard enough.

He needs to surround himself with some people who tell him that he's acting like a freak.

The whole world is telling him that he's acting like a freak, whats a few dozen more gonna do?

If Michael is really black, then the kids should at least look black.

Those kids are white. The oldest boy has the blondest hair I have ever seen.


And nicknaming his kid Blanket. Weird.

This thing used to be an artist. What the hell happened?

Feeding the baby his bottle with that vail was the mother of all freaky acts..

He's lost ALL his marbles!

The nose job helped him breathe better and hit higher notes.

"Plastic surgery wasn't invented for Michael Jackson."

exactly.

HELLO MICHAEL:

When a baby stops crying you can stop shaking it to death with your legs...

..Only 2 nose jobs??..Yeah right!!...And I suppose the only "pills" Elvis' was addicted to were aspirin!!

Mikey your a liar and a freak!!!

"I used to walk around holding babydolls" whew!

Exactly.

This whole thing is freakish. I don't think he said a true thing all evening.

He told Oprah 8 years ago he had work done on his chin, now he hasn't had work done on his chin?

it might help a little bit- at least they might be able to keep his kids from being forced to go to the zoo

I can't believe the children were a "gift" how could any woman give up a child to him

But colored people come in all colors. Jeez, he's scary.

Black people used to be called colored because we come in all colors.




Hooboy he is so nuts.

" Blacks were called colored because they come in all different colors"

nice that we're all creeped out by the same phrase

I guess Maculy didn't have enough problems, now he has to deal with everyone knowing about him sleeping with Michael. I hate to imagine what "jamming" in the bed means.

I feel dirty.

me too. I'm going to take a shower.

I think everyone watching did the jawdrop on that one!