Ugh....Christina bad.

Where some Avril pics? Olsen Twins? Shakira? Anna?

Jacko bad too

I thought she looked pretty hot, and at least she didn't look like Dee Snyder this time. As for Brittney, I thought she looked good, except for that hat, which reminded me of old school Rob Halford.

Britney looked horrible.....like a cheerleader trying to be a leather daddy or something. She looked quite clumsy in this outfit.

Pink looks more natural in leather

as youve requested
avril

the olsen twins (your choice)

shakira (your choice)

anna (please excuse enrique it the only one i could find


you happy now?

the only reason i made that comment is since i didnt get any sound and it just looked like an idiot dancing but after watching the replay, it was very funny indeed.

Uh um, can you squeeze in some pics of Gwen Stefani...and maybe a little Michelle Branch and Sheryl Crow

mtv.com broken for you?

if you wanted em




there you go.

Anna


Also, a very hot looking Lisa Marie Presley

with the exception of hight, dont they both look like they could be sisters or twins. lisa's major bad point was "marrying" jacko the wacko. plus, who was the guy she married a few weeks ago.

No complaints about Spears from me. She makes Old Navy clothes look good.

Oh my, those Olsen twins are really growning into quite the young ladies, aren't they?

And isn't it weird that Lisa Marie shows up on the show the same night as Michael? She still is hot stuff.

Has MTV said anything about showing the rest of Bruce Springsteen's performance? I heard he played an hour and a half mini-concert for the crowd at the museum.

Taken from: http://www.triumphtheinsultcomicdog.com/

TRIUMPH'S MESSAGE TO HIS FANS
"I would like all of you to know that I am fine, that the scuffle at the MTV awards involving Eminem, Moby and Eminem's trusty friend who threw my pooping paper in the air did not result in permanent injury. As soon as Christina Aguilera came out, I licked myself as a test and my pink thing was perfectly functional. You will be glad to know that Moby also licked himself and all systems were go.

It was unfortunate that such an incident had to happen, especially on Michael Jackson's birthday, a day when we should all be embracing one another and humping our chimpanzees. The tone had been set for a lovely evening by Britney Spears, who is now hanging with Michael, thus ensuring she will remain a virgin indefinitely. as you now, my goal is never to set off scuffles and controversy, only to poop on and humilate others. I only wish Eminem could relax and enjoy all he has: his unique talent, and his smooth white hair, which brings to mind a beagle's nutsack. He should lighten up...I mean, my mom was a bitch too, but I don't go writing sings about it."

Did anyone besides me think Suchin Pak looked incredible last night during hte pre-show. That dress was perfect on her. she looked awesome.

Guns'n'Roses the band sound incredible....and Axl was just out of frickin breath from running all over.

I heard about this during the day that they offered GNR eight minutes to close the show.

So I was flipping out when Fallon came out and said if you've heard the rumors they're true.

Axl Rose didn't make Guns'n'Roses.
Axl Rose "was" Guns'n'Roses.

I miss Slash but if he wants to prance around with Michael Jackson at his anniversary parties then so be it.

--also Jimmy Fallon (who is one of my favorites from SNL) was somewhat funny on his opening skit thingy...

but the rest of the show was one joke bombing after another...he was so bad.....they won't be having him back.
the guy can't deliver a line.....the Wayans Brothers were actually better than Fallon (yikes)

that crap about "Fat Joe eating one of the Olsen twins, but we don't know which one yet" should've been great if delivered properly.

oh well it's a fun show even if most of the artists suck on there. and it replays a thousand times if you missed it.

Classic.

also thanks to us and millions of teenage girls around the usa, this years vmas was the highest rated ever with 11.9 million viewers. scary right.

On the repeat broadcasts, MTV has cut out the entire exchange between Triumph and Eminem! It simply cuts to Christina Aguilera presenting the Best Male Video award after Triumph says "You're Moby without the 'Dick'!"

... Lame.

You know what's funny? Slash tried to be in Poison but CC
beat him out for the job.

Rose did not sing that great but there are some pretty good
reviews of some recent shows so I will leave it as a bad showing
for now. The band itself is solid.

As for Slash? He is nothing without Rose. Izzy and Guns were the two
main songwriters along with Rose.

I only caught the replay, thus missing this. Any links to the scene in question?

Yeah, I really want to see this.....not because I love Eminem or Moby, I could do without both.....but I love Triumph!