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Jboone 10-18-01 05:51 PM

cosmo : They gave me gonorrhea.

george : Who! The government!?!

Eternia 10-18-01 06:45 PM

So you think you're sponge-worthy?

zooroaster 10-18-01 07:11 PM

Kramer: Smell that.
Jerry: Yeah, so?
Kramer: Smells like the beach!

roark1138 10-19-01 11:50 AM

*sings*

"Believe it or not, George isn't at home..
Please leave a message at the beep..
I must be out, or I'd pick up the phone..
Where could I be..???
Believe it or not, I'm not home!"

*beep*

huzefa 10-19-01 11:51 AM

Mulva?!

jcaparula 10-19-01 11:51 AM

"Pulp couldn't make it across the table." (see signature) . . .

huzefa 10-19-01 12:51 PM

"That.... is one magic loogie."

palebluedot 10-19-01 02:27 PM

"Everyone at the office is calling me Nip!" Elaine

Struz 10-19-01 03:26 PM

Kramer: We saw Jane topless...

George: Oh yes, the Penske files...love that Penske.

George: Oh no, I'm sorry the card says "Moops".

George: George is getting angry.

Jerry: I'm not driving him to the airport !

Frank: Jerry, this is Frank Costanza, Mr Steinbrenner is here, George is dead, call me back.

Jason Northrup 10-20-01 10:13 AM

You disappoint me my friend.




Originally posted by RoyalTea
- hey, george. the ocean called. they're running out of shrimp.

- oh, yeah. the jerk store called. they're running out of you!

- what difference does it make? you're their number one seller.

- well, i slept with your wife!

- my wife's in a coma

Fur Q 10-21-01 06:44 PM

-That's not gonna be good for business.

-That's not gonna be good for anybody.

RoyalTea 11-05-01 01:58 PM

so, what's the deal with cancer?

Number_One 11-06-01 02:17 AM

George, talking to Jerry about his insecurities about going "downstairs" with his new girlfriend:

"I got the tap."

homeslice 11-06-01 08:27 AM

I can feel Kramer's blood inside me, borrowing things from my blood.

Fur Q 11-06-01 04:25 PM

It's time for the feats of strength!!

Fur Q 11-06-01 04:25 PM

You think you're better than me!?

Mandlebaum, Mandlenbaum, Mandlebaum.


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